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+2 1. ComentAtor commented 303 days ago

ha ha ha.. cobra .. i think JJ likes you, he just shows it in a funny way
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+1 2. Austin commented 303 days ago

Oh JJ, you are a such a tease >:)

#1. ComentAtor. I agree. Opposites do attract. Oh dear... that is science.... and this phenomenon is understood via observation, hypothesis, testing, experimentation, verification (or not) and re-testing.

My apologies, Master 2001Cobra, I did not mean to offend you. Opposites do attract because He commands it. We good again?
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+1 3. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago

#!#2 What? O:)

I deal in facts guys, just facts that all there is to it. Just facts. :(|)

#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know. Just knowing a Christian when you are an Atheist won't work. Long words doth butter no parsnips. :D:D:D
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+1 4. thundersnow commented 303 days ago

#3 Ohhh....I love that saying, we talked about it years ago...:)<3...we should have a parsnip emoji..

....and for the museum: Shame on it! A lying bible museum! :x No surprise there....wondering what else they are lying about....:S
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+3 5. Austin commented 303 days ago

#3. Judge-Jake ‘#2 Austin you are such a creep, there is no back door to heaven you know’

Au contraire mon ami. You are forgetting the Evangelicals greatest power – forgiveness.

All I have to do is publicly state, a bit of blubbering and a downcast wife by one’s side helps, that I have found the Lord Jebus Christ and that I have been born again. Utter a few evangelical bromides, eliptically mention sinning, repeatedly talk about how important Christ is to me, how important my faith is to me, my family and children, and if I am a white man with money and in a position of power – all will be forgiven and the door to heaven will be in reach. Then all I have to do is keep my future sinning on the down low, hook up with a known pastor to vouch for my conversion and rebirth (a good-sized donation helps this process) and all is forgiven. Slate cleaned.

There are countless back doors to heaven. You just need to know the right people, say the right words, grease the right palms, appear in the right places (all about image), look and pretend to be contrite, and you back in His graces. That is the genius of the religious grift. The back door to heaven is always accessible – for a price. That is what has kept organized religion in business for all of these centuries – the fear of hell and they possess the remedy. It is one of the oldest grifts known to man. Fear and forgiveness. >:)

#4. thundersnow 'Shame on it! A lying bible museum!' Exactly Thunders. Talk about redundant! And it does beg the question... is there any other kind?? >:)
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+3 6. thundersnow commented 303 days ago

#5 Hahaha...exactly, the perfect example of a Christian man, and the concept of church and religion in a nutshell. Don't forget your elaborate donations to your church, which in turn help you to enter the golden gates of Heaven...:D
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+1 7. Austin commented 303 days ago

#4. thundersnow ' we should have a parsnip emoji.'

Again, I beg to differ. In such situations one must ask WWBD?

And Baldrick would clearly insist on a turninip emoji for it clearly looks more like a thingy. Stupid eggplant. A false thingy emoji if there ever was one......
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+1 8. nomaddaf commented 303 days ago

Yea because Christians are all about facts and what is true !!! I crack me up !!!!!!!!
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0 9. thundersnow commented 303 days ago

#7 No need to ask WWBD, just ask Austin instead. I had to google Baldrick, had no clue who he was, but now I do. No, no, no, it has to be a parsnip emoji, and that's that. :):):)
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+1 10. Austin commented 303 days ago

# 9. thundersnow ' No, no, no, it has to be a parsnip emoji, and that's that. '

I dare not stand between a lady and her parsnip. :P My apologies Thunders. ;) So much for my cunning plan to convince you otherwise.

(you really need to deep dive into Baldrick.. the entire Black Adder series is well worth it)
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+1 11. ComentAtor commented 303 days ago

#9 #10 agree - must see!!
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0 12. Judge-Jake commented 303 days ago

Look I introduced the parsnip quote to Snotr so a Parsnip it should be, sadly it won't be buttered, I don't think there is anyone in Admin capable of producing a parsnip emoji though (reverse psychology there). It really is about time we had a new Emoji too it seems like a lifetime ago when the Squirrel arrived (facing the wrong way by the way).

#5 Good luck with your God bothering persuasions Austin, of course you are making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Of course he will be and now you have laid out your intentions I recon you are in deep shite mate One thing god hates more than an atheist it's a manipulating atheist. :D
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0 13. cameramaster commented 302 days ago

I have no parsnip emojis...but...I do have a parsnip ICO ( created especially for Snotr parsnip fans ). One may acquire it from the link below...if that is your sincere desire.

Don't say I never gave you a parsnip!


https://www.mediafire.com/view/47axgmtuw9qv4fn/parsnips.ico/file
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0 15. Austin commented 302 days ago

#12. Judge-Jake. I will surrender to the Parsnip for now but I still believe to each their own veggie that looks like a thingy. ;)

However, ‘making the dangerous assumption that god isn't an avid reader of Snotr comments! Etc. etc.’

How can I, a mere human, and one of His creation, tell Him something that he does not already know?

I am merely suggesting that a well known and heavily utilized, backdoor to the Pearly Gates does exist and given that it is such a well-known trope in the world of organized religion that He has to be aware of it and He almost certainly permits it. Are you suggesting that anything can be hidden from Him? Or He can be deceived? It goes against everything 2001Cobra-kai has taught us, And Master Cobra believes in.

If I am in deep shite, it is only because I have revealed a known known. He apparently allows this to happen.

Don’t hate the player #12 JJ, hate the game. And the people and institutions He allows to organize and run the game >:)
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0 16. ringmaster commented 302 days ago

When Geekster takes timeout at these kind of videos, it turns into a heavy political and religious discussion. Which I don't bother to engage in.

I take forgery in general, and especially historical and cultural objects very seriously.
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+2 17. Geekster (admin) commented 302 days ago

Hey Guys!!!

Sorry for the downtime but I'm currently in London for a few days, celebrating my birthday today with some friends!
I'll post now a few videos and I'll be back in a few days.

Thanks and cheers guys!!!
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0 18. Austin commented 302 days ago

#16. ringmaster [a heavy political and religious discussion. Which I don't bother to engage in]

Fair enough. But it would still be good to hear your opinion and perspective. You know that others will disagree, ok, but why not use this as an opportunity to push yourself and state and defend your beliefs? Worst case, someone calls you a pillock or a twat. Nothing you can’t absorb and push back on. ;)

Join the discussion. Please. More opinions and perspectives the better IMHO. So I may disagree with you. That in itself is a learning process for both of us. Look at 2001Cobra. He holds his head up high and gives as much as he takes. Good on him IMHO. We will never agree but it doesnt stop me from respecting his courage to engage and try to enlighten (and convert) those who are sinners and non-believers. (he is double dipping btw, putting up with the ignorent masses increases his chits with Him come judgement time - win win and a useful win)
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+1 19. cameramaster commented 302 days ago

Happy birthday Geekster!
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0 20. ringmaster commented 302 days ago

#18 I can't know from just one minute of footage if these are fake or real. So I just stick with the thing about forgery.

Perhaps people with divine powers is just a hoax, but the idea and belief about them have encouraged some of us to do great deeds. Unfortunately that has according to some justified their actions too, like wars against everyone thinking different.
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0 21. cretu commented 302 days ago

Such a good troll upload! (for we all know who its for.. :P )
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-1 22. captain_obvious commented 302 days ago

the same ...damned discussion with every ...damned video with religion.
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+1 23. Austin commented 302 days ago

#22. captain_obvious 'the same ...damned discussion with every ...damned video with religion'

I blame Judge-Jake. He clearly has a non-sexual man crush on 2001Cobra and and we are all being treated to the unfolding bromance between them. >:) Evolution videos, dead sea scroll vids... JJ is just laying out treats to attract 2001Cobra's attention so that they can continue thier dialogic dance on the question of He exists. I think it is kind of charming myself.
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0 24. thundersnow commented 301 days ago

#10, apology accepted ;). #10 and #11, and I will certainly keep that in mind to watch.

And yes, it was #12, who introduced the buttered parsnips to snotr, and I agree, it's time for a new emoji....I do know someone who knows how to create them, who also created the squirrel.
#12, JJ, what makes you think the squirrel faces the wrong way? :D
And to add to our discussion of emojis, we used to have a an emoji with a missing tooth, very unique, that got lost and never reappeared after the new server was installed about two years ago. 8-)
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+1 25. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago

#23 haven't got time to defend my own honor at the moment, watch this space though...or the next space. :D
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+2 26. Austin commented 301 days ago

#25. Judge-Jake. Honour. Now this IS a word mentioned in the bible. Honour is mentioned at least 145 times and it features prominently in 48 verses. It is therefore a legitimate concept and thus I believe in it. Along with your wiliness to defend it given the loss of face that you will suffer, if you don’t, with your bro-friend 2001Cobra. Things have clearly changed now that you are in a platonic gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship. I will tread carefully from this point forward. >:)
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+1 27. Judge-Jake commented 301 days ago

#26 I'll deal with you in a moment, but first the important stuff!:S

#24 Thunders everyone knows that squirrels always face to the right, just take a look next time you go out.<3

#26 Ok back to you Austin. Firstly as I mentioned yesterday I was very short of time, so much so that I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English. Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all. You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.O:)

Trust you to read the bible again this morning and count the time 'honor' was used and in how many verses, you really need to get out more and check the orientation of squirrels.:squirrel:

I would like to dispute and distance myself entirely from your provocative scandalous and virtually libelous comments about me having a non sexual gender symmetric on-line dyadic discourse relationship with Snaky. On the contrary the threesome which Snaky and I have shared with yourself has been very sexual indeed and I am absolutely certain that you will have gained more than your fair third share of sexual gratification from the sticky process. Having now in my opinion failed to dissuade the Snake from his holy course, I am prepared to step back into my heterosexual life which if I'm honest was far more pleasurable both on the eye, intellect and several general body parts and leave you to roger over and out each other to your hearts content. Obviously now you are counting words in your shared bible, foreplay if you will, time will pass very slowly to your inevitable journey up the pearly escalator to meet your maker together hand in hand skipping along, providing you are not greeted by a member of the Westboro Baptist church of course as they don't like all that kind of stuff and in religion who knows who is right and who is not.>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)
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+1 28. Austin commented 300 days ago

# 27. Judge-Jake – what now??
> I didn't even have time to put the e at the end of the word Honor to please you Americans, Honor is the correct spelling in English.

Yes, the -e at the end aside, 'honor' it is the recognized American and Canadian spelling of the word… where are you going with this?

>Sadly the US of A bastardise our language and in my opinion shouldn't be allowed to use it at all.

But you just use used the American spelling!! The Anglicized form of the word is ‘honour’ ...and what is your complaint again? I need a drink....

>You also put Z where there should be an S but that's another matter.

Well i dont but yes, the –ize as a variant of –ise, now that the proper British spelling. I am with you on that. Stupid Yank lexicographer Daniel Webster…

Now on to more important matters.

>the threesome which Snaky and I have shared

It started as a threesome, agreed, but over time it became very apparent that I was becoming a 3rd wheel. You and Snakey found a groove and took things to the next level and I was increasingly left out. In fact, on the fossil thread Master 2001Kobra, gradually just ignored me and only responded to your questions. Was I jealous? Of course. Heartbroken? Indeed. But I know when the better man has won out and the heart platonically wants what the heart platonically wants, so I did the only honourable (with a -u) thing and stepped aside. Aint no room in a heterosexual softcore dyadic relationship for 3 people. And I am happy for the two of you – your discussions have been great fun to read.

FYI - Bible words counts BTW – there are apps and web sites for that ;-) One has to hand it to the God squad, they have developed a massive number of resources to help their promotional and recruitment campaigns. >:)

And the Westboro cultists. I watched Louis Theroux’s documentary on those charming people. What a lovely hated filled bunch of extremists.
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0 29. thundersnow commented 300 days ago

#27 I'm the important stuff :O:O:O....works for me! O:)O:)O:) <3
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+1 30. Judge-Jake commented 300 days ago

#28 Nah Nay Dilly Dilly Von Austin, thou protest far too heavily. I know as well as you know that you were never left out of the threesome and that you continued your relationship with the Python firstly in PM mode and then following an exchange of mobile numbers and email went off into the cyber sexy world that I and many other right thinking members of the snotr community would not dare to venture (even if we were slightly curious, not me just some of the others, Comentator perhaps) So don't try the old wool over the sheeps bottom pulling process, you are as guilty as sinski. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before the pair of you are applying for tax reductions under a civil partnership. As said I'm not bitter, my heart was never init init I was merely spying for the hetro's gather information and Dilly Dilly have I got a book to write. :DO:)8-)>:)

#27 Always the important stuff Thunders Dilly Dilly. <3
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0 31. thundersnow commented 300 days ago

#30 Don't worry about those other two, you always got me! :):):)<3
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+1 32. Austin commented 299 days ago

LOL #30. Judge-Jake

Creative and crazy as always. ;)

The funniest thing about the homoerotic fantasy that you have constructed is that it has to be driving 2001Cobra nuts. >:) He is an Evangelical Christian from the heart of Texas so suggesting or implying anything queer about him or his lifestyle can’t go over well.

I wonder what he actually thinks about homosexuals and homosexuality. I have to imagine that he isn’t terribly tolerant if he is going by His book, Given that he no longer replies to my questions – perhaps you could ask him JJ? You know, the next time you two get into it via Snotr posts. >:)
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+1 33. ComentAtor commented 297 days ago

#32 ?? don't know what are you talking about
church welcomes homosexuals! they call them priests
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+1 34. thundersnow commented 296 days ago

#33 There is a big difference, priests being criminals, forcing themselves on children, homosexuals on the other hand are generally in loving, respectful consensual relationships. :)
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+1 35. ComentAtor commented 296 days ago

#34 they can have a relationship with God as they wish.. who am i to judge? O:)