Why Ancient Statues All Have Small Penises
They weren't wearing clothes and it was cold in the room.....right guys?
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2. Austin commented 5 years ago
Meh. Too intellectual. The answer is far simpler. Suxy had it right. Sculptor’s studios were rarely heated ergo the ideal conditions for shrinkage. As for the obvious question, what about summer sculpting, what artist works during the best holiday months? The is the time for going to the beach and attending summer Bacchanalias. Who has time to work with all the drinking and sexing and partying? Let's be honest, artists (i.e 'takers') are not known for their work ethic. Real sculpting only started in September… when the new crop of male nude models was introduced. Pity the models in Dec - March, they always had the smallest junk. One just has to apply Occam’s Nude Razor and the answer is obvious.
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4. huldu commented 5 years ago
Mankind has been looking down on all sorts of things for an eternity and we'll keep doing until we're extinct. It's basically the reverse today(about penis sizes), the size of the penis hasn't changed. I wouldn't be surprised if overall size has *decreased* on males over the centuries. Then we have skin color, this one will probably *never* go away. I really like when people complain about features on other people that they can't possibly change because they were BORN with it.
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5. Natan_el_Tigre commented 5 years ago
And that scene with Hitler vs a Jew, ha!
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6. thundersnow commented 5 years ago
Size is not everything...
+3 1. captain_obvious commented 5 years ago