Meet Aisha: Amazon's New Sharia-Compliant Version of Alexa!

Introducing Aisha (aka "Halalexa";), Amazon's new Sharia-compliant, fully Halal edition of Alexa! This is the ONLY version of the Amazon Echo that Muhammad would approve of! Just in time for Christmas!

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+8 1. thefox commented 5 years ago

The World According to Islam, a strange alternate reality inhabited by misguided, mindless Dark Age throwbacks.
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+2 2. Austin commented 5 years ago

I'll take the bait and play the role of alt- fluffer once again.


Ha ha. This video is really helpful in that it points out that Muhammad, who lived in the 6th century, and thus the Quran, represented 6th century human scientific understanding, social values, and cultural practices. What Suxy and his follow religious bigots consistently seem to conveniently forget is that his Bible was also written in the EXACT SAME PERIOD and thus contains a slew of Bronze Age knowledge, references, and instructions for cultural practices.

The Bible is no better in terms of science, treatment of women, treatment of nonbelievers and apostates, sexual practices, war’ slavery, etc etc. But don’t tell Suxy et al that.

Religious zealots, be they Muslims, Jews or Christians, those who follow these retrograde practices, are a minority of believers and don’t represent the religion as a whole. But don’t let a good anti-Muslim smear campaign get in the way of a hateful unfunny rant.

BTW, the age of eligibility for marriage in the Bronze Age (when the father could give the child away – females / women had no rights regardless of age) has been argued to be as low as 12 in Roman Law and no age is even mentioned in Leviticus 18. The age of 12 for women seems to be the consensus for Christians and Jews of that period so for a Muslim to take an adolescent bride would be in line with cultural customs and values - again of that period. But don’t let a good smear and a lack of historical context get in the way.

And yes the Bible has quite a few negative things to say about prostitutes and prostitution. Good thing that God fearing Bronze Age to modern day Christians have never used sex workers. Ever. It is the world’s oldest profession for a reason – at least the Muslims tried to work around this reality as opposed to condemning it even while clearly using sex worker services. Hypocrisy has never stop Christians from condemning others for activities that many of them also quietly practice or share.

A version of Alexa using the Bible as a basis for reason, rationalising, instruction and worldview would be equally sexist, racist, primitive and shocking. Which is why modern Christians, Jews and Muslims, which are the great majority of believers, would decry this shitty video for the bigoted stupidity that it is.

But laugh away smug Suxy – you have managed to bring discord via your bigotry and hatred of others to Snotr once again. Hooray...
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+4 3. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago

Why do I have a feeling we are going to get complaints
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+5 4. Klemm commented 5 years ago

Wrong category, this should be in documentaries.
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0 5. MrLogical commented 5 years ago

#2 I've had a go at you in the past for your long winded comments but this one is spot on.

Christianity is no better than Islam when it comes to all this nonsense.

What these people are unable to fathom is that it all boils down to rich vs poor.

The wealthier a population is, the more secular it is. As a result, Christian societies are less driven by their religious text due to better quality education, etc, etc.

On the whole, they don't take all the crap in the bible as 'gospel'. Christmas (a prime example) is basically a commercially driven event. I wonder what % of Christians prayed on the day.

Frankly #1. #4 & Suxy, if you were born in the middle east, you'd probably be more like the people you despise and less like Austin who sees things more clearly than you do.

Finally, this is crap video. #4, there you go ;)
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+6 6. snotraddict commented 5 years ago

#4 LOL

#2 I like how the comparisons to Christianity always has to go all the way back to the dark ages. I'm unaware, is there a large group of Christians that are still living under the Old Testament? You may be able to compare 6th century versions of the religions, but it's pretty ingenuous to say they compare equally today.

So is the message that we (the world) have to put up with a "religion" that is currently in the dark ages? Is that what I'm hearing?

And why has Christianity moved along to where it is today, and yet Islam seems to be stuck in the distant past? Are we supposed to wait until it "matures". I'm not a scholar for sure, but you say they were written at the same time, so how much longer do we have to wait?

And lest we continue with the "minority" BS, let's be sure to understand that in Islam, this is in the millions of people. Adding sympathizers adds 100's of millions to the numbers.

I agree we don't have to hate, but can we at least be honest about it.

#4 "Christianity is no better than Islam when it comes to all this nonsense. " Yet you go on to reveal why Christianity is better, mostly in the fact that the huge majority (would you say 99.9%?), "On the whole, they don't take all the crap in the bible as 'gospel'." That's kind of key don't you think? And don't you think that it's also key that maybe 99.6% currently subscribe to the New Testament?

What are the numbers of Islam followers who do believe in "all that crap" in the Quran as gospel? Numbers, not percentages.
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0 7. MrLogical commented 5 years ago

#6 I think you missed my point. I was saying it's not fair to compare given other key factors.
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-1 8. Austin commented 5 years ago

Oh Snotty, I see that you have drawn inspiration from the great logician and orator, one S. Palin, and drawn up some good ‘gotcha questions’.

The problem is that when you are arguing out of fear, hate, bigotry and ignorance you are naturally talking a skewed subjective perspective and that often leads to limited vision and weak arguments.

> is there a large group of Christians that are still living under the Old Testament? Let us explore this. The obvious inference is that the Old Testament can be ignored and has nothing to do with the New Testament. Odd given that both are supposedly the word of God no? And the former clearly influenced and guided the latter. Nevertheless, it does make for a sticky wicket…

‘The Old Testament is God’s Word just as much as the New Testament is; in fact, it was the only Bible that Jesus knew (since the New Testament hadn’t yet been written). The Bible says, “All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful” (2 Timothy 3:16, emphasis added)’ . The book of Psalms, for example, is a treasured part of every Christian’s Bible. The same could be said of other parts of the Old Testament, such as Proverbs or some of the prophets. The prophets and historical books demonstrate how God deals with the human race. The Bible says, “These things happened to them as examples and were written down as warnings for us” (1 Corinthians 10:11)' https://billygraham.org.uk

So best case scenario is that you are suggesting that only the bad ugly nasty bits of the Old Testament are ignored and the good lessons carried forward. How very convenient!

Speaking of nastiness you New Testament also allows for the following.

1. You can kill a woman if she seizes a man's private parts without his permission: Deuteronomy 25:11-
2. Perversity and human trafficking condoned (1 Peter 2:18).
3. Sex slavery: "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again." Exodus 21: 7-8.
4. Divorce akin to debauchery: "" (Luke 16:18).
5. Incest and getting drunk with dad is no problem [Genesis 19:31-36].
6. Looking at a woman with desire is akin to adultery: "" (Matthew 5:28) and
7. And incestuous rape is cool: [II Kings 13:8-12] [II Kings 13:14]

It is also a primitive book with respect to race, sex, gender, etc. etc. And no good modern Christian would ever accept these things, nor would most civil laws, so what do you demand that all Muslims not only follow, blindly and obediently, the worlds of Allah uncritically, but also act out with violence and such towards spouses, children nonbelievers etc.? A huge majority obviously do not.

The bottom line is just because a book, be it the Quran or the Bible or Talmud, written in the Bronze Age, permits something you simply can’t assume that all followers follow or accept or undertake these practices – and that is where your fear and bigotry of Muslims shows. And your ignorance.

Lastly, there is this gem ‘What are the numbers of Islam followers who do believe in "all that crap" in the Quran as gospel?

You are asking me to prove a negative, or at a minimum, you have proposed a silly unqualifiable proposition.

It is only fair; since you presented such an unqualifiable and unfalsifiable claim that, it is incumbent upon you to provide a number for me to work with. It is only right that burden of proof lies upon a person making unfalsifiable claims, rather than shifting the burden of disproof to others. Clearly, you have some % in mind to make such claim. Please share that % with us and how you reached that number. This is your assertion and claim – it is up to you to back it up. One we have established that we can go on with our discussion. Looking forward to your answer.
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0 9. captain_obvious commented 5 years ago

and all sudden everyone becomes a religion expert. remember we can all acces google. no point on stating the obvious! that my job
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0 10. nomaddaf commented 5 years ago

#6 My take away from your comment is that the less christian a christian is, the closer to being a better person and more in tuned with reality and morality they are. I agree 100% !!!!

#8 II kings 13:8-12 and 13:14 says zero about incest or rape. Mistaken verse?
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-1 11. Austin commented 5 years ago

#9. captain_obvious [and all sudden everyone becomes a religion expert. remember we can all acces google]

Indeed. But being able to google something is not the same as being able to use that information effectively in an argument or to make a counterpoint or salient counter example to asinine ignorant hate based claims. One does not presuppose the other. Or allows someone to suddenly become a ‘religious expert’. A claim none of us have made to my knowledge.

#10 10. nomaddaf ‘#8 II kings 13:8-12 and 13:14 says zero about incest or rape. Mistaken verse?’

Here is the full reference ‘ And when she had presented him the meat, he took hold of her, and said: Come lie with me, my sister. She answered him: Do not so, my brother, do not force me: for no such thing must be done in Israel. Do not thou this folly. [II Kings 13:8-12] But he would not hearken to her prayers, but being stronger overpowered her and lay with her. [II Kings 13:14]

Does sister in this passage not refer to a female sibling?
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+6 12. Dennis53 commented 5 years ago

Islam is a stain on humanity. The sooner we realize this, the better.
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0 13. Austin commented 5 years ago

Snotty, once again you are a coward. The proverbial empty barrel.

I am still waiting for your answer. Not that it will ever happen - bigots like you cant handle the glare of the pushback.


>‘What are the numbers of Islam followers who do believe in "all that crap" in the Quran as gospel?

You are asking me to prove a negative, or at a minimum, you have proposed a silly unqualifiable proposition.

It is only fair; since you presented such an unqualifiable and unfalsifiable claim that, it is incumbent upon you to provide a number for me to work with. It is only right that burden of proof lies upon a person making unfalsifiable claims, rather than shifting the burden of disproof to others.

Clearly, you have some % in mind to make such claim. Please share that % with us and how you reached that number. This is your assertion and claim – it is up to you to back it up.

One we have established that we can go on with our discussion. Looking forward to your answer.
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-4 14. kikinovak commented 5 years ago

Well, there have to be comedy videos for everyone. Even for rednecks with an IQ in the single digits.
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0 15. Dennis53 commented 2 years ago

Slick way for all the metro-bigots to hate religious people.... how clever.