My Cousin Vinny - Magic Grits

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0 1. thundersnow commented 3 years ago

Hate grits :(
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+4 2. thefox commented 3 years ago

Hate Joe Pesci. His squeaky little voice gets on my tits.
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+2 3. ringmaster commented 3 years ago

I know that JJ made comments on Joe Pesci and this will be a goldmine when he wakes up. #2 Wait what? Your tits react when you hear certain voices?
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+2 4. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#2 Squeaky how? :(
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+2 5. thefox commented 3 years ago

#4 Squeaky, ... like he might have swallowed some superfluid helium.

#3. Yeah, my tits complain every time they hear Joe Pesci.
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0 6. thundersnow commented 3 years ago

Conversations like that make me laugh already at 8 in the morning...:D:D:D...ok, now off to shovel fresh snow! <3 :)
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0 7. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#5 I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't give a flying feck what happens to your enormous man boobs, he'd probably say something like "Thefox? never heard of the little C**t, what low life piece of shi* would have a fecking first name like 'The' I mean 'The' it sounds like someone throwing up a turd, mother fecking son of a bitch, ever comes round my patch and I'll stick his 'The' so far up his fecking ass he won't know wether to shi*, Pis* whistle or call him momma" something along those lines anyway. :D:D:DO:)
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0 8. thefox commented 3 years ago

#7 That's probably exactly what the little squeaker might say.

At only 5ft 3 inches in height, Pesci is a classic example of Little Man Syndrome. :)
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+1 9. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#8 If you ever meet him, you tell him. O:)
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0 10. snotraddict commented 3 years ago

#4 sure but it worked well for the kids/family movie Home Alone. I guess his wife couldn't handle it either. Married 1988-1992. ;)
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+1 11. thundersnow commented 3 years ago

He's a damn good actor though, and I like the NY accent. :)
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0 12. thefox commented 3 years ago

#9 OK Little Jakey, and if you ever meet him you give him a big hug and whisper tenderly: "Joe, us little men have to stick together." He'll like that. :D
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0 13. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#12 A little bird tells me that you are 5' 11''.............. around the middle. Fattest fox on the block. More Weeble than fox. I've heard that around the streets of Grimsby where you live, the kids call you Fishy Fat fox. :D:D
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0 14. thefox commented 3 years ago

#13 If you and Joe Pesci were standing next to me, even wearing your built up shoes, you'd both look like little schoolboys.

I had a hunch you were a little man Jakey, your overt aggression and desperate desire for respect, your big old banger Bentley it's so important to you that people believe you own, and finally your imagined martial art mastery, all point that way. But finally your adulation of Joe Pesci and the adoption of his pic as an avatar, seals the deal.

Thanks for confirming it. :D
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+2 15. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#14 If Joe Pesci and I were standing next to you in an otherwise empty field, even wearing our built up shoes, looking like two schoolboys, we would still be standing next to a fat schoolgirl from Grimsby wearing a very tight foxy bingo costume smelling of Coddock and potato fritters.

Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ suggests to me that you have chosen the wrong avatar for yourself as real foxes are known for their cunning, I would have thought a better avatar for your personality would be :D:D
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-1 16. thefox commented 3 years ago

#15 "Your inability to ever win a argument with JJ..."

Here, let me just correct that for you:

"Your inability to ever lose an argument with Little Jakey... "

Frankly I'm surprised you keep coming back for more, but then again, being driven, as you are, by a perceived height handicap to overcompinsate in other aspects of your life, even in the face of failure and embarrassment is a well documented characteristic of Little Man Syndome. :D

Oh hey, look here, I found one of your home videos: :D:D:D
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0 17. Judge-Jake commented 3 years ago

#16 He's a feisty little fecker isn't he,, no relation of mine though as I'm nearly six foot but not expecting to grow any higher. The normal women around here know me as Big JJ incidentally.

Now back to your issues Foxy and the fact that as I said you will never ever ever ever ever ever win an argument with the Judge Big (only in a tall sense and of regular build JJ) and to prove it, I had to bribe your Mum, she was getting a little cold on the street corner anyway, so I asked what her going rate was and I paid her double because I'm a nice guy, so I gave her the £6 and instead of choosing from the services she had tattooed on her back, I asked her to provide me with some of your home videos, the one's your Dad filmed on his super 8 and then got transferred onto video before your uncle aka your real Dad (your Mum said you might be surprised, but you had to find out sometime) sent off to You Tube of you and your twin sister Poxey simulating...well stuff. I know you thought this had been erased but no there was one copy left and now...well millions I guess, so sit back and reminisce that cold October morning when you and Poxey were video stars. You might want to sit down JJ It's really rude, but then is just isn't :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D<3