"Yeah that was good, I won't be asking you to do that again, now Mr Jones a couple of questions before we head back to the test center, what distance should you park your vehicle from the Kerb, and can you read the number plate on that vehicle parked just by the tower"?

#1 "well... I cannot read the plate, but I have planned to proove airplanes can land sideways and I'm sure unloading passengers will be much faster that way since planes are parked sideways on airports. There is a tiny issue of uncontrollabe womiting in cabin... but I'm sure that can be resolved."

I hope the neighbour to the airport is a shrink...

#3 Why is that?

#4 traumatic experiences etc. Perhaps I should become one and rent an apartment close to my local airport and make serious money 50 more customers / patients on this one

#5 Don't you think it would be better to set up practice right inside the airport, signs at the gate leading people to your office. Of course you probably would have to pay the airport rent, but....

#6 i think you're right.. like a small 3m2 space...you know cheap car rentals kind .. but without anything ..only a couch and a curtain..
youtube playing sth like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCTnkDx72g

listening 5$
advice 10$
hug (free for women ..or at least some of them)

services could go on .. head massage.. back scratching... role play.. and so on

#7 Don't let me guess the end of this!....

Business opportunity here, selling clean underpants and toilet paper in the Arrivals Lounge

#8 you get soothing pianomusic for free, at least the first three minutes...

#10 3 free minutes of soothing piano music sounds like a winner!

#8 happy end of course

#12 I love happy ends!

Imagine the people on the right side of the plane looking down the runway as they approach!

Anyone know how much of that landing is manual by the pilot and home much is computer controlled?

drifting...on air...