If the Universe is only 14 Billion years old, how can it be 92 Billion years Wide with a W
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2. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago
#1 Why don't you pizz off and stop spreading your spam on this site. The same day essay service was used by a friend of mine and all the words came back in Chinese.
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5. Judge-Jake commented 5 years ago
Some say it was one of several thousand different gods!! Problem is they can't all be right and I'm more sure than I really need to be, that they are ALL wrong. There is as much evidence that I did it, so you may just as well worship me..which wouldn't be such a bad idea, now I come to think of it...yeah bring it on, I could do with a good worshiping I really could.
Couple of rules though before you start, so it's all clear, don't want any misunderstandings or feelings that I've let you down later;-
1) You can prey to me if you want, but just like all the other gods, (you know the pretend one's) I won't be doing any answering, or wish granting. If you do pray and it appears to work, be absolutely assured it was going to anyway.
2) Afterlife...No none of that I'm afraid..I do admit it's a lovely idea, it really is, but you need very quickly to understand that this is your lot, so don't waste it, that would be silly wouldn't it.
3) Commandments. No we won't be needing those, be nice to other people and animals, take care of the planet obviously and don't do crime and stuff..it's common sense really isn't it.
4) Diet, now just to be clear if you fancy shellfish or meat (if you must eat the stuff) personally I'd go with veganism but I'm not going to make that a rule. No eat what you like, any day of the week, it will be fine. Not to excess though, bad for your health and remember number 2) just the one ok!! And no rituals Oou no, no need for that, if you are going to eat meat, kill it humanely this is 2019 we know stuff now, no need to be arching back to the dark ages hey! So no silly chanting or walking around in circles, it's not nice for the animals and it's just silly, I'd like to think we are all grown ups here..except for the children of course.
5) Churches singing and chanting...No no no not necessary, I'm normal ok I'll know you are around, hopefully doing your best, trying to get by the best you can. I won't need singing too, if I'm honest, it get's on my nerves. The churches we have from some of the earlier religions are quite aesthetically pleasing, some are just awful but all of them unnecessary, taking up space that could be turned into more useful things, so don't build any more.
6) Dead Bodies. Now this needs a complete rethink, now that we have agreed that one life is what you get, there is little point in making such a big deal when people die, sure it's sad, it's very sad sometimes and lets face it sometimes we don't mind at all, we're quite glad. But we're all going to die eventually and we should count ourselves lucky to have not been the sperm that hit the condom or became a dribble. The bodies need burning preferably powering a turbine in the process.
Couple of rules though before you start, so it's all clear, don't want any misunderstandings or feelings that I've let you down later;-
1) You can prey to me if you want, but just like all the other gods, (you know the pretend one's) I won't be doing any answering, or wish granting. If you do pray and it appears to work, be absolutely assured it was going to anyway.
2) Afterlife...No none of that I'm afraid..I do admit it's a lovely idea, it really is, but you need very quickly to understand that this is your lot, so don't waste it, that would be silly wouldn't it.
3) Commandments. No we won't be needing those, be nice to other people and animals, take care of the planet obviously and don't do crime and stuff..it's common sense really isn't it.
4) Diet, now just to be clear if you fancy shellfish or meat (if you must eat the stuff) personally I'd go with veganism but I'm not going to make that a rule. No eat what you like, any day of the week, it will be fine. Not to excess though, bad for your health and remember number 2) just the one ok!! And no rituals Oou no, no need for that, if you are going to eat meat, kill it humanely this is 2019 we know stuff now, no need to be arching back to the dark ages hey! So no silly chanting or walking around in circles, it's not nice for the animals and it's just silly, I'd like to think we are all grown ups here..except for the children of course.
5) Churches singing and chanting...No no no not necessary, I'm normal ok I'll know you are around, hopefully doing your best, trying to get by the best you can. I won't need singing too, if I'm honest, it get's on my nerves. The churches we have from some of the earlier religions are quite aesthetically pleasing, some are just awful but all of them unnecessary, taking up space that could be turned into more useful things, so don't build any more.
6) Dead Bodies. Now this needs a complete rethink, now that we have agreed that one life is what you get, there is little point in making such a big deal when people die, sure it's sad, it's very sad sometimes and lets face it sometimes we don't mind at all, we're quite glad. But we're all going to die eventually and we should count ourselves lucky to have not been the sperm that hit the condom or became a dribble. The bodies need burning preferably powering a turbine in the process.
-1 1. captain_obvious commented 5 years ago