The other morning a bird landed on my window ledge wearing a little badge that read "I ain't flying nowhere!!" I opened the window and said "What's up buddy?" He said "I'm sick of this, winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there, I don't know who thought this up but it definitely wasn't a bird" I said "Come on in, I'm just doing breakfast, want some eggs?...sorry " Steven wright 1970 something...
+4 1. Judge-Jake commented 2 years ago