I would have loved to see the first attempt at doing that.

At first, I thought, too fast, this is never gonna work.

#2 He must get it wrong sometimes and has to back up and try again, everyone makes mistakes said the dalek climbing off the dustbin.

#3 What are you quoting there, JJ?

#4 Not sure what you mean there Thunders? If you refering to the line 'Anyone can make a mistake, said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin' I guess you could substitute R2D2 for the Dalek. But lets not, instead google Dalek and then google Dustbin. Let me just say that if you lived in the UK you would get that joke immediately. A Dalek is a nasty alien robot killing machine that first appeared in a TV series called Dr Who, which I'm amazed isn't also known in the USA but mayby not.

The Dalek first appeared in 1963 long before Starwars and Startrek. It was first made in black and white. Dr who is a time traveling person who is able to move forwards and backwards in time in his time machine the Tardis which on the outside looks like an old police phone box. These were wooden phone boxes found all over the country including the USA back in 1883 onwards, they were still around in the UK in the 1960's I remember seeing them. As the police didn't have portable radio transmitters back then, they would go into these boxes where there would be a telephone connected to the police exchange where they would get information of crimes being comitted or report crimes they had dealt with. Maybe google police phone boxes for what a Tardis looked like.

In Dr Who the inside of the box was massive and the Dr was able to walk around, there was seperate rooms and obviously the large time machine apperatus, great concept at the time. In the Uk if we go into a building that looks small on the outside but inside seems much bigger, spacious, we still say it's like a Tardis. Jesus this is a long explanation, but I'll keep going.

The Dr would travel in space and time and confront many nasty bastard aliens who wanted to take over the world where ever they were, there were the Cybermen a bit like the Borg in Startrek but crappier for one, but the most scary of all was and still is the Dalek, inside the thing was a octopus type being, really pissed off with it's lot, it couldn't survive without being in it's outer shell and used to scare the shit out of all the kids who watch it, probably with the exception of Ian Brady and Myra Hindley who were also around at the time. Kids used to watch from behind the sofa, just peeping out when it seemed less scary.

The downfall of the early Dalek was the staircase as the little fuckers were on wheels and couldn't go upstaires, the never versions can hover, so stairs are no longer an issue. The Dalek was a bit like Joe Pesci in Casino, really nasty fuckers and would exterminate (their favourite saying, yes they spoke English, but in a really scary electronic voice, every living thing they met in their search for universal domination.

I'm sure that in the USA like here you put your rubbish now in tall plastic wheely bins on wheels with a hinged lid. In the 1960 and a long time before in the UK we had dustbins, metal cylindrical bins with a removeable metal lid which the 'dustbin men' as we called them would come and empty every week. The same sort of bins are still available and probably still are in your place, but they are usually now used as burning bins and have holes in the side to burn garden waste.

I can't believe I'm explaining this joke lol. So, my joke was suggesting that a Dalek had accidentally tried to shag, screw whatever you call sex in the USA, a dustbin, thinking it was another Dalek... Hence Anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin. Incidentally how Daleks reproduced was never covered in the series as far as I know, plus they all appeared to be male, whether there were bisexual Daleks or Daleks that Identified as fuck knows what I couldn't tell you.

Hope that covers it. JJ