Natalie Portman: the rapper?

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Natalie Portman just tripled on hotness scale (despite the bad hair cut). This video was shown as a SNL Digital Short on Saturday Night Live and the song was released on the album Incredibad by The Lonely Island. Also see Jizz in my pants.

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-19 1. acker commented 15 years ago

Metallic, fans of snotr don't paste the same thing over and over again. Go away!
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-4 2. ringmaster commented 15 years ago

Of course people commenting here are fans of snotr. Or their comments will be removed by moderators. I hope this is a fake for I have great regards for Portman.
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+1 3. Tareim (admin) commented 15 years ago

#(removed comment) this is a real song as it says on the description that it was released on the incredibad album which im going to have to download if its on mininova
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+3 4. JaeMarie commented 15 years ago


This is about as real as anything else shown on Saturday Night Live lol.
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+1 5. eNdEmiOn06463 commented 15 years ago

Is anyone else wondering if she's gay? You know the short hair, tomboy attitude, rapping about eating pussy and having her dick sucked. I know it's a spoof but still.
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+2 6. moskwiz commented 15 years ago

Damn she's hot..

#5 .. if she's gay, she's even hotter!

.. and no, I don't think so :D
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-3 7. Siruss commented 15 years ago

Dam ugly and lame as can be.
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+3 8. huldu commented 15 years ago

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+4 9. Cheeseburger commented 15 years ago

"All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"

What kinda freaky shit is that?
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0 10. rufinus commented 15 years ago

silent waters are deep :)
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-1 11. rottensphinx commented 15 years ago

It's just copy of the genial Jon Lajoie "Everyday Normal Guy" style.
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-1 12. cannnobaL commented 15 years ago

#11, this video came out BEFORE Jon Lajoie. That guy SUX.
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0 13. zerorain commented 15 years ago

Did she say suck my dick? :O
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0 14. blacklama commented 15 years ago

Dunno why people think short hair looks bad on women, some can actually pull that off. And imho, Natalie Portman looks incredibly hot with that hair cut. Awesome rap btw :)
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0 15. Briznet27 commented 15 years ago

She has short hair because this was done not too long after V for Vendetta when she willingly had it shaved on camera. And I hope she's not gay, but if so, oh well! :P