Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
A good mother's love 
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lmao,no more cookies for you kid or it's back to the coaster for ya.
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6. evil666 commented 15 years ago
hahahahah that's the most funniest and coolest mom i've ever seen!!! that must be the very best way to say "i love you son!" (sarcastically) to her son despite of his laziness and voraciousness!!!! or she might be thinking "i'm the only one who can save you little fat pig" plus the very evil laugh at 0:39 while her kid says "jesus.... jesus" 
sorry, im so evil....
sorry, im so evil....
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8. SanOKanonG commented 15 years ago
priceless....
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19. SpikedSilver commented 15 years ago
parents like that can cause trauma for live.. some day he might kill her using his samurai sword
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21. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago
Get over it, Oldfart.
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22. NucleoVega commented 15 years ago
lol her laugh is awesome.
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24. I-HATE-MICHAEL-J commented 15 years ago
what would ya do for a klondike bar?
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27. plurft commented 15 years ago
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
Here's a little riddle for you.
One of me is American. One of me is Italian. One might also be French, Argentine, or Australian. I'm Chinese for an hour; I'm Japanese for twenty minutes; I'm sometimes Russian for five days. I will appear schizoid, but you'll know me by which voice I use. I am many.
This minute, I'm the one who knows the Bible better than you.
Here's a little riddle for you.
One of me is American. One of me is Italian. One might also be French, Argentine, or Australian. I'm Chinese for an hour; I'm Japanese for twenty minutes; I'm sometimes Russian for five days. I will appear schizoid, but you'll know me by which voice I use. I am many.
This minute, I'm the one who knows the Bible better than you.
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32. plurft commented 15 years ago
#30, sux2bu,
No- though I assumed Legion would be a religious person's first guess. It's why I wrote it that way. I'm human.
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Are you equating me with the devil? That's comic. And of course I don't believe in the Bible- it's an ancient political/philosophical document no more illuminating or significant than the Quran, Torah, Popol Vuh, the Vedas, the Kojiki, the Zend Avesta, etc, etc, ad nauseum... Of course, like most religious artifact, it's used in the modern age as a fetish of control and as a tool for simple (though archaic) morals education of the less intelligent, but that's not the issue here.
Can you answer the riddle?
No- though I assumed Legion would be a religious person's first guess. It's why I wrote it that way. I'm human.
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Are you equating me with the devil? That's comic. And of course I don't believe in the Bible- it's an ancient political/philosophical document no more illuminating or significant than the Quran, Torah, Popol Vuh, the Vedas, the Kojiki, the Zend Avesta, etc, etc, ad nauseum... Of course, like most religious artifact, it's used in the modern age as a fetish of control and as a tool for simple (though archaic) morals education of the less intelligent, but that's not the issue here.
Can you answer the riddle?
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34. plurft commented 15 years ago
#(removed comment), USAnumber2,
An "avatar" is, in mythology, a lesser or human incarnation of a god. In Christian mythology, Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah. However, in terms of the internet- your user name is your avatar. You are NOT USAnumber1 outside of this forum any more than I am Plurft. However, ONLY you are USAnumber1 here, whereas Plurft is not only me. Does that help you with why I seem to have mixed personality? I'll probably get banned for that, but, O well.
>"But Christianity is faith-based..."
So is every other religion on Earth. Keep in mind also that there are millions who have faith that UFO's are real. There are millions who have faith that vaccines cause autism.
>"...millions of 'smart' people in the world still believe in Christ."
"Smart" and belief in Christianity are not tacitly linked. Furthermore, "smart" is not the same as "educated", and intelligence in one arena of thought does not translate to other arenas. For example, there may be a brilliant mathematician who believes in Christianity, but that doesn't mean he knows anything about how culture or folklore works.
See, you might have "faith" and it's obvious you might be an authority on it, but that only means you're an authority on how to devote your life to a cause you need no information or education about. Though it's obvious that you've been taught Biblical talking points for a range of subjects, you lack the informed reader's grasp of the subtleties of the culture that goes with that text and knowledge of the vast majority of the text that isn't so popular. You seem to think that Christianity is a unique religion where it isn't- it is similar to every religion on Earth and the themes and teachings within the Bible are broadly generic. There is simply no evidence that it is true- if it were, and was so convincing, there would be a lot more Christians in the world. You'd just as well have total faith in Grimm's fairy tales being real.
But, you see, what's strange is your blatant pomposity- you have faith but that appears to be all you have going for you. Despite that, you are arrogant enough to demand your belief system be etched onto the world and arrogant enough to act as if all who don't follow your belief system are below you. It's obvious from your bigoted condemnation of Muslims; it's obvious from your choice of username. However, the simple fact that you can retain some level of anonymousity here and then act in this manner shows how weakly you regard your own faith. What happened to the "living like Christ" claims? How do you think he would feel about your crassness or about a username that smacks of nationalistic idolatry?
And remember this, always, "faith" is not an education; "faith" is not intelligence; "faith" is not truth; "faith" is not evidence; and, overwhelmingly so, "faith" does not make you "right". Faith is only belief in that which has no evidence.
An "avatar" is, in mythology, a lesser or human incarnation of a god. In Christian mythology, Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah. However, in terms of the internet- your user name is your avatar. You are NOT USAnumber1 outside of this forum any more than I am Plurft. However, ONLY you are USAnumber1 here, whereas Plurft is not only me. Does that help you with why I seem to have mixed personality? I'll probably get banned for that, but, O well.
>"But Christianity is faith-based..."
So is every other religion on Earth. Keep in mind also that there are millions who have faith that UFO's are real. There are millions who have faith that vaccines cause autism.
>"...millions of 'smart' people in the world still believe in Christ."
"Smart" and belief in Christianity are not tacitly linked. Furthermore, "smart" is not the same as "educated", and intelligence in one arena of thought does not translate to other arenas. For example, there may be a brilliant mathematician who believes in Christianity, but that doesn't mean he knows anything about how culture or folklore works.
See, you might have "faith" and it's obvious you might be an authority on it, but that only means you're an authority on how to devote your life to a cause you need no information or education about. Though it's obvious that you've been taught Biblical talking points for a range of subjects, you lack the informed reader's grasp of the subtleties of the culture that goes with that text and knowledge of the vast majority of the text that isn't so popular. You seem to think that Christianity is a unique religion where it isn't- it is similar to every religion on Earth and the themes and teachings within the Bible are broadly generic. There is simply no evidence that it is true- if it were, and was so convincing, there would be a lot more Christians in the world. You'd just as well have total faith in Grimm's fairy tales being real.
But, you see, what's strange is your blatant pomposity- you have faith but that appears to be all you have going for you. Despite that, you are arrogant enough to demand your belief system be etched onto the world and arrogant enough to act as if all who don't follow your belief system are below you. It's obvious from your bigoted condemnation of Muslims; it's obvious from your choice of username. However, the simple fact that you can retain some level of anonymousity here and then act in this manner shows how weakly you regard your own faith. What happened to the "living like Christ" claims? How do you think he would feel about your crassness or about a username that smacks of nationalistic idolatry?
And remember this, always, "faith" is not an education; "faith" is not intelligence; "faith" is not truth; "faith" is not evidence; and, overwhelmingly so, "faith" does not make you "right". Faith is only belief in that which has no evidence.
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35. bountyhunter53 commented 15 years ago
How did a fat kid vid turn into a religious debate? We may never know......
BTW shouting "stop" doesn't stop the ride. But keep hope my fat friend.
BTW shouting "stop" doesn't stop the ride. But keep hope my fat friend.
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36. plurft commented 15 years ago
#35, bountyhunter53,
It's left over from an earlier thread about a video concerning religion where a mod, being a pansy, decided that he/she didn't want to see it and locked the thread out of spite. It was one of those "I'm a discussion Nazi!" things which is hilarious because there are absolutely no terms of service here, no posting guidelines, no posted "rules" of conduct. Really it boils down to some random mod got offended and couldn't take it so used an arbitrary "this is off topic and people insult each other" complaint to shut down the thread... as if every thread here remains on topic. Of course, arbitrary heavy handedness like that will more than likely keep the number of consistently logged in users pretty low, but hey who wants to discuss in a forum in the way they want. It's better to be censored, yeah?
It's left over from an earlier thread about a video concerning religion where a mod, being a pansy, decided that he/she didn't want to see it and locked the thread out of spite. It was one of those "I'm a discussion Nazi!" things which is hilarious because there are absolutely no terms of service here, no posting guidelines, no posted "rules" of conduct. Really it boils down to some random mod got offended and couldn't take it so used an arbitrary "this is off topic and people insult each other" complaint to shut down the thread... as if every thread here remains on topic. Of course, arbitrary heavy handedness like that will more than likely keep the number of consistently logged in users pretty low, but hey who wants to discuss in a forum in the way they want. It's better to be censored, yeah?
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37. lacroupade commented 15 years ago
Yay! FAT KID SAVES THE WORLD!
And to think I thought he was just a fat squealing little weaner bastard!!
#36, if thats true it absolutely pathetic.....can you link us to the thread please?
And to think I thought he was just a fat squealing little weaner bastard!!
#36, if thats true it absolutely pathetic.....can you link us to the thread please?
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41. archikarki commented 15 years ago
man i gotta get my mate to go on one of those rides...
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42. eNdEmiOn06463 commented 15 years ago
After reading the title I was already laughing.
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44. frizzlsnits commented 15 years ago
The second time it's even funnier .
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46. x1ripper1x commented 15 years ago
its a good job hes a wee heffer i think it saved his life only time its good bieng fat lol and shame on his mum lol
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47. Phil-Lloyd commented 15 years ago
Well, they filmed it, and i think they both knew that and part of Janice's amusement was knowing his reaction was recorded, and knowing he would see it later.
You can tell he is ok in the first "whoop", but for a kid his size when he became weighless for a second ... that must be quite a shock!
You can tell he is ok in the first "whoop", but for a kid his size when he became weighless for a second ... that must be quite a shock!
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Category: Ownage
Published: 15 years ago
Submitted by: USAnumber1
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+36 1. dunnoher commented 15 years ago