The worlds fastest...

A compilation of speed records.

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+1 1. dunnoher commented 13 years ago

I should be there, I'm the worlds fastest finisher. They still haven't been able to get it on a tape
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-14 2. Stizzo commented 13 years ago

Uh... i hope to play at vietcong or call of duty like the first recordman :P
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-5 3. MiNo commented 13 years ago

I type the fastest words per minute, but its in my own language.
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+10 4. Cifer commented 13 years ago

#3 okay i bet you are the fastest crack smoker >:)

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) for the reloading of the gun
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+4 5. yajirou commented 13 years ago

#4.. hahaha that's was funny :D

Shouldn't it count to put the pizzas in the oven too? You can't eat it raw! :S
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+27 6. blackisotope commented 13 years ago

I'm the fastest comment poster to get banned.

SNOTR is a useless pile of crap, populated mostly by cretinous children with a combined IQ of 5, oh and all the moderators are witless bastards who couldn't string a sentence together between them. :D
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+1 7. eddie2042 commented 13 years ago

speed is just spacetime. time is relative. anything can be fast.
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-2 8. jaysong09 commented 13 years ago

Is it just me or does the guy with the clap look gay? :D
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+7 9. sux2bu commented 13 years ago

I wouldn't want to be in a shoot-out with that first guy....six, reload, six more in just 2.99 sec. and all on target. :)
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+4 10. memo1 commented 13 years ago

worlds fastest 100m sprinter is Usain Bolt, not that guy !
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-6 11. malkavian commented 13 years ago

Speed,give me what I need YEEEAH!!!
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+1 12. NathaneM commented 13 years ago

I can eat fast... at fastfoods >:)
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-11 13. THEHOFFY commented 13 years ago

ile be the worlds fastest masterbater ^^
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0 14. Louie commented 13 years ago

Awesome, I could've done without the pizza guy and the mine sweeper, but it was still cool. :(|) :(|) :(|)
#6 They're going to leave you on because they always need a dumbass in the crowd or the world wouldn't be right. No record for you.
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+2 15. prankphonecall commented 13 years ago

A bit out of date now... What about Usain Bolt in the 100m?

I love it how the pizza guys celebrates like he's won the world cup!
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+2 16. ladiabolique commented 13 years ago

wish all the pizza guys are so fast :)
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-5 17. huldu commented 13 years ago

I am the fastest lover!
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-4 18. ruhk commented 13 years ago

the clapper got wicked fast, then decided to use both hands >:)
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-6 19. lacroupade commented 13 years ago

Thats a pointless bunch of shit right there.

LMAO at the Fastest Undresser :D but why oh why did we have to see the Creepy Clapper again... :O
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-1 20. nooitaf (admin) commented 13 years ago

that reloading was sooo sexy
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+2 21. Smurfed commented 13 years ago

#(removed comment) your probably right, but remember in the olympics 2008 100m final Usain Bolt started celebrating 10metres from the finish(smug git that he is) so I think he is faster than that Gay, Tyson Gay, and if tyson gay is faster y wasnt he in the final?
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+5 22. zf1 commented 13 years ago

blackisotope, your back again? i thought you ran away with your tail between your legs. wow you are sooooooooooooooooooooo smart. combined iq of 5!!! how old are you? i bet your mother is proud of you >:)
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-10 23. blackisotope commented 13 years ago

Ran away? Goodness? What on Earth gave you that idea? Good to see you noticed my arrival anyway (albeit 24 hours after the event). Not much escapes your eagle eye and razor-sharp wit eh zf1? (Great nick that btw. zf1 - just rolls off the tongue don't it? LOL). Three characters - good thinking - easy to spell, and I guess that's important for you. :D

Errrmmm... why would you want to know how old I am?
Are you planning to send me a birthday card perhaps? I don't think you know me well enough for that yet, but give it time eh? I'll monitor the situation and let you know.

Thanks for asking about my mother btw; I'll be sure to pass on your message when I see her. She finds it both comforting and amusing when I tell her of the many sad cretins who moderate sites such as this, and believe me tit1, you are the saddest and the dumbest.

Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but gotta go. Take care.

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0 24. Smurfed commented 13 years ago

#(removed comment) Well fair enough, I still think Usain Bolt faster, but as you say some1 will turn up and beat his record
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0 25. GodClassy commented 13 years ago

Usain Bolt just did the 200m record in Manchester, UK... took it a lot more seriously though!! LoL LoL!!
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+1 26. sealand commented 13 years ago

#8 Maybe, maybe not. He was posted on Snotr before and the general consensus from viewers was that he is an arrogant self absorbed asshole.
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0 27. Steveleft commented 13 years ago

The best ones are The Rubiks Cube and the Minesweeper, lol :D
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-3 28. beadley commented 13 years ago

not really awesome, crappy sounds better! they play with that stuff a little after infancy.
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0 29. grizzlykiller2 commented 13 years ago

i would be interested in worlds fastest karate knock out :D
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0 30. DJKovu commented 13 years ago

simply are no words but wow....
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0 31. Cvejic commented 13 years ago

Minesweeper player is cheating. By clicking both left and right mouse button game reveals empty fields and it's clearly shown that the player used that exploit during the game.
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-1 32. downes commented 12 years ago

wow they some fast people