School answering machine

This is an actual answering machine message of a school in Australia :D

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+54 1. NucleoVega commented 10 years ago

THAT is awesome =D
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+16 2. irishgek commented 10 years ago

HAHAHA Love that last line , that mad me laugh so so hard , well worth it. Have to love the oz's sense of humor
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+8 3. scichan3 commented 10 years ago

I don't think it a real thing 'cause this answering message has been a known prank for quite a time already (since august 2006 as far as I know)... in french
you can have it here :
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+11 4. BooTheGoose commented 10 years ago

This is not an "actual message from a school in Australia"- it isn't even an Australian accent.
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+5 5. Niavlys commented 10 years ago

#3 Indeed it's exactly the same word-for-word

Nothing real about this but it's funny anyway :)
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0 6. Tabur commented 10 years ago

Gotta love it... and btw, im 100% with those guys, nowadays people really teach children to misbehave, they should be responsible for their acts and should learn discipline
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+1 7. deenajs commented 10 years ago

ice cold :)
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0 8. bitzosu commented 10 years ago

i love it! :D
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+5 9. Sizzlik (admin) commented 10 years ago

"Want it in another language? Move to a country that speaks it"..loool...stone cold..i will think of something like this for my phone answering machine
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0 10. vvll76 commented 10 years ago

GOLD GOLD GOLD !!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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+2 11. s1nn0cence commented 10 years ago

so many options.. what number do I press? :S
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0 12. kainim commented 10 years ago

0:17 seriously wtf!!!!!! why would you change a kids grades so it will pass if it doesn't do sh*t in school??! weird parents
awesome answering machine, definite win!
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+1 13. budley commented 10 years ago

Classic :D

@ #(removed comment) Please don't feed the trolls.
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-1 14. modder8her commented 10 years ago

...for other languages, press 11
for English, press 1...
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0 15. antifolklore commented 10 years ago

Got to love automated answering machines.
I hate it that school can't punish kids anymore because they are afraid of the parents.

This video is the right response

If you realise that this is the real world. :D best sentence
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0 16. Zebedee commented 10 years ago

1:36 Xenophobic comment at the end kinda undermines the rest of it.
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0 17. librabooks commented 10 years ago

Obviously the person who typed the dialogue was one of the failing children - so many spelling mistakes and words thrown in that are not actually said in the message!
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0 18. hihahihaho commented 10 years ago

cool, but not real.
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0 19. badboy007 commented 10 years ago

yeah its not real, or they would say the school name at the start and not "your school"
and the person that made the video needs to check his spelling lol
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0 20. Phil-Lloyd commented 10 years ago

No, just holding people responsible for thier own education.
Should every institution provide translation of every communication into every language of the world?
If you had not thought about it that way, maybe you are considering it now.