Palestinian Alarm Clock

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+29 1. tomas commented 14 years ago

Allah akhbar! XD
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-5 2. NathaneM commented 14 years ago

OMG! Throw away your clocks like those. >:)
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-9 3. yurtb commented 14 years ago

Snotr Akhbar!!! (snotr is great)
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+3 4. Redline1234567 commented 14 years ago

hehe... family guy is great :D
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+10 5. heup commented 14 years ago

#(removed comment) Do you know what jokes are?
Stop trying to pull the racist card, just doesnt seem to work.
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-8 6. Maffis commented 14 years ago

durka durka muhammed jihad
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+3 7. yurtb commented 14 years ago

@(removed comment)
durka durka johad jihad?
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+20 8. FatHorse commented 14 years ago

OMG #(removed comment)... :|

We all got the generalization, we all know that an entire race is not composed of suicide bombers.


YOU ARE the complete idiot for thinking people laugh without knowing they should take everything second degree.

Why do people like #(removed comment) and #(removed comment) ( ::(|) ) always take everything so seriously... You should really take that stick out of your arse...
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+2 9. yajirou commented 14 years ago

#1 Actually I think it's Allahu Akhbar, but it doesn't matter now does it? haha :D
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+4 10. kainim commented 14 years ago

let me explain it to you so you will understand:
dis al4rmcl0ck is 4 teh lulz!!! iz a joke lololol
get it now?...
damn, it's family guy, everything they do is to ridicule stereotypes and all, don't take it seriously ffs
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-2 11. tomas commented 14 years ago

#9, exactly it doesent matter...
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+2 12. kainim commented 14 years ago

#1 the way you say it makes me think you're trying to say allah is general AKBAR :D
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-3 13. krazeeeyez commented 14 years ago

hehe, pretty funny. I still support the Palestinian cause ! ;)
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-7 14. modder8her commented 14 years ago

@ USAnumber1 - I don't know who the bigger dork is: you for copy-pasting wiki and trying to pass it off as your own knowledge... or me for copy-pasting what you wrote, knowing it would be word-for-word-wiki.
For the record:
Fondest apologies if you are the author of the page in question. ;)
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+7 15. FatHorse commented 14 years ago

Geez #14... #(removed comment) did use "", clearly stating he was quoting the text from somewhere... I tend to forgive the fact that he didn't add the whole reference, since this IS a mindless "stupid video forum" you know... not a science journal... What #(removed comment) did was merely "Quoting to make a point"... So yes, YOU are the bigger dork...
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-1 16. modder8her commented 14 years ago

Yeah...#15 and #(removed comment)... you're both right.
I should have been more careful - I guess I over-reacted to the second paragraph, which starts off with the words "I do believe", and includes a direct quote from wiki, without using quotation marks.
Gosh, I'm embarrassed, and wish I could delete the foolish comment I posted.
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+1 17. Stalin commented 14 years ago

#16, I joined just to say you fail, and suck.

Family Guy wins!
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0 18. trancetunes (moderator) commented 14 years ago

thanks #14, im glad you pointed out the fact that he thinks copy pasting a wiki page is the way to go.

and #(removed comment), once again suicide bombing was invented by the tamil tigers. suicide bombing is not the same exact thing as a kamikaze attack, or some other type of suicidal attack. end of discussion when it comes to that specific area. really nice to know that you let wikipedia, a site where anyone can say anything they want, do your thinking for you. by the way the uneducated country i am from is known as the united states of america, you idiot. apparently only someone outside the usa would say these things, right? typical of someone with the name "USA number 1."

#8 i understand where you are coming from and why it may be hard to see why i feel the way i do on some issues. the simplest way to put it is that this specific joke is "no laughing matter" in my opinion (after all that is what we are all doing, just sharing opinions). if slavery was still going on with people of any race, would you be okay laughing at jokes being made about it while it is still going on? how about laughing at the holocaust while it was still going on? think about it. well if your answer is yes im sorry but we just have a different set of values. i mean, i know i am personally still not okay with some jokes being made about certain topics. this just so happens to be one of them. what is happening in palestinian land is not a laughing matter. it is, quite ironically yet expected, a new holocaust. (by expected i mean that several intellectual minds predicted that the jewish population would end up taking the oppressive history and turning it on the new area they settle in. the same thing happened in the congo when the french released dutch slaves. the oppressed become the oppressor in many, many cases.)
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+3 19. wani_me commented 14 years ago

Family Guy never cease to amaze me. Simple yet funny jokes. And #18... is a joke dude, chill about it. They could have said the mexican nacho burrito drug smuggler alarm clock for what I care, and I would had laugh my ass off anyway (yeah I'm a mexican living in Mexico)

It's amazing how people actually look a little too much into some simple (minded) stuff. There is a huge difference between enjoying a nice joke, and not caring about something.
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+1 20. kainim commented 14 years ago

#18, my values tell me to be able to laugh with anything, they just use stereotypical thinking and make it into a joke, they don't laugh with the bombing themselves, they laugh with us who think of an arab with a long beard shouting allah akbar (or however the hell you write it) and then detonates his explosives, THAT is what they laugh with, not the death they cause...
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0 21. mvanveen81 commented 14 years ago

Interesting how a simple 11 seccond movie can stir up so much social interaction, makes me wonder if its a good thing or a bad thing. I geuss it has both sides to it, atleast here, were talking.

Oh, and the radical wing of anarchism in the 19th century had a few suicide bombings aside from where they mostly just threw the bomb. And im pretty sure in my studies ive read about earlier incidents concerning a suicide bombing. Afterall, gunpowders has been around for a while longer. If you want specific's ill have to read trough my books a bit.

On a sidenote, dont believe everything you read, 90% of the history stuff and claims I read here is off or just wrong if you check the primary sources. Do some research before you decide take something for a fact, that goes for my own claim to ofcourse.
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0 22. kainim commented 14 years ago

what does this have to do with winning or loosing? i just said what i thought, stop trying to be right the whole time, sure you can be right, i don't know i didn't even read everything, it's just about values and whay you think, if you think whatever the hell you are thinking, fine by me i don't care, i think family guy and thus this clip is funny, so i said this, what is still the problem here...
opinions aren't a contest, i can understand you hate those anti american posts, but to get what it looks like from my point of view angry on everyone that doesn't go along with your way of thinking... don't get me wrong i'm not attacking you or anything i'm just wondering why you have to be so defensive
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-2 23. Akram commented 14 years ago

Submission rules:
3.Racism, anti-religious content and extreme/excessive foul language is not permitted.

this video is harmful for more than 10 million palestinian.
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-5 24. FatHorse commented 14 years ago

LoL at #23 ! LoL at #(removed comment) ! LoL at #18 ! >:)

Continue to take everything that seriously! How is that going for you?

Who cares who invented suicide bombing? I'm sure someone probably did it before whoever was mentioned here, history probably didn't register the firsts... what a pointless debate...

#18 didn't you ever laugh at something because of its awfulness? Someone told me a Jew joke once (someone totally not anti-jew and neither am I), and it was so awful, that I wasn't able to restrain myself from laughing. It's exactly the same! People laugh because of how awful that issue is, because the issue itself creates discomfort. There's not much more we can do...

Again, everyone, take that self-righteous stick out of all your arses and you shall feel way better... you're only hurting yourselves...
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0 25. GayaOm commented 14 years ago

It is a bit pushy, but still funny.

But what is most interesting is to see people discussing on the internet problems that they never really saw and barely understand.

What would you do if someone invaded your house, killed your children and raped your wife?? And then said it was in their right to do it...
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+1 26. sux2bu commented 14 years ago

#25 You ask "What would you do if someone invaded your house, killed your children and raped your wife?? And then said it was in their right to do it..."

That is exactly what Arab Muslims in the Sudan and Mauritania are doing to black Christian villagers in those countries where they raid villages and take the helpless people and force them into slavery. The Arabs commit rape and gang-rape on women and boys and kill them if they will not submit to Islam's teachings.

To answer your question,I would try to kill them for that.
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-1 27. murdoc commented 14 years ago

i am ROTL LMAO this one..really great vid.
and idiots who come here and discuss serious topics like Racism on this are..oh..well idiots!!
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-1 28. kainim commented 14 years ago

#(removed comment) i'm not going to argue with that :D it is fun indeed :)
but question, do you find this video offensive to you as a person, as an american, or just offensive for the palestinians? or do you just think this is funny :p
oh and btw, what's with the comment that he might be belgian or french? i'm belgian so now i'm curious
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-5 29. Stalin commented 14 years ago

You're all fags, shut the fuck up.
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+2 30. badboy007 commented 14 years ago

#5 if u made a joke abour your race or color or what ever
It would not be a joke would it?
damn retards
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-4 31. FatHorse commented 14 years ago

#29 you got a positive point from me
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+2 32. thomsi14 commented 14 years ago

guys. all you taking this seriously are retarded.. but then again i think like you

first off. its a fucking clock not a suicide bomber
second. its a fucking cartoon
third. get a life..

guys get a girlfriend and some fun. and last here's a manual to fun


want some fun
get a gun
find a nigger 'n
pull the trigger
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-4 33. FatHorse commented 14 years ago

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+2 34. youareamoron commented 14 years ago

@ #32 I believe the country is called Palestine.

@ Everyone else : I can see how some may find this video offensive. Not only Palestinians, but possibly Americans who have lost loved ones in this POINTLESS war, via suicide bombing.

But we should keep in mind:

A: This is a clip from a CARTOON... On a major Television network.

B: This show usually aims to make people laugh (but on some subconscious level, I think they intend to use "comedy" to get people talking about the issues.

C: Anything, ANYONE, says or posts on the internet; whether its a video, song, or blog... etc. IS most likely NOT going to change the world. If you want to change the world... try a google search on how to do so. I'm sure you'll find a treasure trove of knowledge.

I, personally am not offended by family guy, or any other cartoon. OR any other FICTIONAL work. However I can be offended by the news, events that are actually going on in this world... I don't turn a blind eye to it, But to allow FICTIONAL works to upset you is just... lunacy.

If you don't like a show, or post... don't watch it. Its that simple. And if you want to have a good CRY over the injustices of the artistic community... I think CVS is still open 24 hours, and I know 7-11 is. You can take a ride, and buy a box or two of tissues.

Good night.
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-3 35. gazh commented 14 years ago

This video made me really wet. I am so fukin horny right now! :* :*
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-2 36. XfantomX6 commented 14 years ago

Unfortunately, the worst video I've seen in my life.

Respect for the religions of the principles of Islam.

And the meaning of the word is - God is great.

Whatever your religion is from God, the one

And sorry I missed most of my time watching these despicable.
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0 37. Himanshuarya commented 6 years ago

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