The Most Useless Machine Ever

But I bet you wanna build one yourself! :D
A series of these useless machines are found on the intertubes if you search for "LeaveMeAloneBox" or "Ultimate Machine".

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+66 1. asemanden commented 14 years ago

OMG this is the first ever machine I ever seen on the web that I *must* have, fantastic!
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+13 2. Aliquantulus commented 14 years ago

For future complainers (they'll be here soon enough), the description for the source video didn't have build instructions (yet) even thought the video says that the instructions would be included.
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+47 3. shayangx commented 14 years ago

Made me laugh, hence its not useless :p
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+5 4. orion commented 14 years ago

Not useless. It's a perfect gag gift. If I had skills and tools to build it, I'd make a dozen and give them away for new year's.
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+5 5. XiQ commented 14 years ago

I seriously NEED one right now! GIVE IT TO ME! :)
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+10 6. NathaneM commented 14 years ago

a good prank for light switches, even more funnier in aircraft cockpits...
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+3 7. Maffis commented 14 years ago

Hey, I was the one that submitted this video! :'(
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+3 8. Tareim (admin) commented 14 years ago

#(removed comment) you must've unticked the show me as submitter box during the submitting process or someone submitted it before you
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+7 9. mike_nazz commented 14 years ago

is this 2 player
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+2 10. rhadook9 commented 14 years ago

that's not useless, that's funny!
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+3 11. elghinnfaer commented 14 years ago

Reminds me of Thing from Addams Family :D
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-4 12. PaterSin commented 14 years ago

awesome machine! if we mass produce this it could end all wars! maybe even cure HIV! :D
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+2 13. Tarc commented 14 years ago

hhahahaha amazing:D
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+2 14. zozo96 commented 14 years ago

#1 It is surely not my first. I first saw it on youtube: Moreover, they had the other variant:
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-1 15. nooitaf (admin) commented 14 years ago

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-2 16. stepanstas commented 14 years ago

Would make a perfect doorbell.
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+1 17. OnetimeX commented 14 years ago

ps I'm a big fan of SNOTR sluuurrp sluuurp :P

Is it just me or are these jokers worse then 'F*rst' posters?? >:) >:) >:)
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-3 18. badboy007 commented 14 years ago

Lol this is so stupid why would someone make it.
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+1 19. Dennyboy commented 14 years ago

Absolutely brilliant!... :D
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-2 20. irishgek commented 14 years ago

Love it to bits i wana build one only just in case a "friend" would try and mess with it and by holding back the very thing that makes it what it is id make it out of metal and ferget to tell them its rigged with a nice electric shock and you know some one is going to try that eventually
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-2 21. influenza commented 14 years ago


niceee :D ;) :) O:)

mike_nazz » #9

great joke... (i think must of snotr users didn´t get it)
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0 22. regata4 commented 14 years ago

in future humans will not be able to shut down machines.... this one turn off it self >:)