Vampires Suck

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+31 1. Tzig commented 14 years ago

"The bigger the hit, the harder it sucks" - lol
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+43 2. USAnumber1 commented 14 years ago

That was great , I am so sick of those vampire movies!
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+26 3. Rathor commented 14 years ago

And they suck... and suck... and suck...
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+38 4. MiMe commented 14 years ago

In the old days vampires sucked blood. Nowdays they suck something else :)
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-14 5. lego commented 14 years ago

it's not just vampire that sucks.. this movie does too.
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+20 6. LB187 commented 14 years ago

#2 Tell me about it, I have been out of town on a job with the BP spill and I am returning home tonite. I have to stay awake through the new one with my wife when I get home...

Somebody shoot me! PLEASE! :'(
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-14 7. kaleemyork commented 14 years ago

is the name of movie ? :S vampire suck ,, what suck :P
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-7 8. badboy007 commented 14 years ago

i wonder if this movie is good. I think it sucks dick.
Girls wet themselves over twlight.
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-13 9. Reaperdaddy commented 14 years ago

umh... i guess it could make a smile appear on my face if i had a few beers or martini glasses before. To see but not to buy for sure.
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+6 10. yodakiller commented 14 years ago

Amazing lol better than that gay twilight crap
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-5 11. irishgek commented 14 years ago

Oh lol like it but these cheap parody films are well theres more of them than vampire films , i saw one last week called (an im not joking) "the 40 year old virgin who knocked up shara marshel and felt superbad about it"

But hey what ever people are sick of people will make movies and parodys about it like.
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+6 12. TarasFromLviv commented 14 years ago

I think this one might actually be good :D
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-5 13. defade commented 14 years ago

Crappy brain-dead parody films like this are the most annoying kind of film in existence. I'm even more sick of them than vampire films.
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+3 14. PortugaL26 commented 14 years ago

There used to be some decent vampire movies like:
"Interview with the vampire", "Bram stoker's Dracula", "From dusk till dawn", "John carpenter's vampires", etc..
nowadays we have to put up with that turd called Twilight, and it's legion of retarded fans saying how good it is..
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+3 15. kainim commented 14 years ago

this is going to be better than the twilight saga, SO MUCH BETTER
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+5 16. sbrucecaboose commented 14 years ago

I've been inspired with a great new approach to stupid twilight fan chicks--a shovel to the face works pretty well apparently.
time to introduce it to both my sisters.
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+4 17. rstan58 commented 14 years ago

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+3 18. Vaithan commented 14 years ago

No! Jacobs the best *whack* lol :D
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+2 19. tree4free commented 14 years ago

Oh fu*k
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are movie creators.
This is gonna be some big pile of crap.
Everybody who watched some movies of them know what im
talking about.
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+2 20. LB187 commented 14 years ago

Damnit I hit refresh!
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+4 21. peacinu commented 14 years ago

Finally, the Twilight TROLLING went official!! YEAH!!
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-1 22. Maffis commented 14 years ago

Too bad that this "parody" movie will suck just as hard. Really, they stopped being funny after Scary Movie 1.
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+3 23. sirval commented 14 years ago

! I am willing to pay money to see this!!!!
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+3 24. rubi commented 14 years ago

i hope this trailer is played in cinemas before the new twilight movie >:)
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+1 25. eNdEmiOn06463 commented 14 years ago

Cool real movie!
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+1 26. masturbator commented 14 years ago

i hope they make movies about emo aliens in the future
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+1 27. korahn commented 14 years ago

Why do they keep giving these morons more money to make these movies? At least it will be better than Twilight... which is still pretty sad.
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+1 28. Oddi commented 14 years ago

And i was curious what the fuck was that twilight all the net was talkin about. Go watch some hannah montana too
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-2 29. c0mmanderKeen commented 14 years ago

#5 I totally agree I hate those retard talentless parody movies alot more then twilight.