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+58 1. saym commented 13 years ago

I'm really happy, he didnt make the 'katschuk' (0:04) sound with the cat oO
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-18 2. dushan commented 13 years ago

"hands up, my pussy is loaded, and i will not hesitate to use it" :D
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-8 3. Generalbeef commented 13 years ago

Yeaeh another weird cat clip, but this one is funny! 4 monkey heads! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+32 4. bogdan2a commented 13 years ago

Fluffy gun. You can sleep on it.
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+10 5. loscohones commented 13 years ago

thats a siamese cat i have one also the best cat companion you can have(but i wont ever try this with him cuz he'll shred me to pieces.ok my cat is a liiiiittle psycho >:) )
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+2 6. mescaline commented 13 years ago

#(removed comment) You're useless.
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-20 7. Zephid commented 13 years ago

Sad video, i see this as animal mistreatment.
The cat is obviously not enjoying himself.
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+7 8. Dubsteppah commented 13 years ago

Haha!! Cats need some exitement sometimes
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+46 9. AzaV8 commented 13 years ago

Good thing the Cat didn't back fire. :P
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+25 10. Reaperdaddy commented 13 years ago

oh come on animal lovers!! im myself a cat fan, and i dont see any problem with this video, the cat is not "mistreated" or "not happy"... If you have a cat and never play with him in stupid ways, then your life with your cat must be pretty boring... As long as you dont hurt them, there is nothing wrong. Car are strong enough to react and defend themselves if they are really pissed off (= huge claws that can hurt).
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-7 11. Chrisofskjern commented 13 years ago

Everyone who thinks this video is sad is rated down. This comment will also be rated down to hell... But this just goes to show that... Well you do the math
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-13 12. 0x80 commented 13 years ago

The cat is growling (hence the noise), this means it does not happy at all. "Most cats growl or hiss when angered or feel threatened, which serves as a warning to the offending party" Source -

The cat cant react because the owner has the cat held pretty strongly by holding the front and back paws together. 0:2

The "machine gun" noise is made by shaking it when its growling. 0:4

The cat trys to run away as soon as the owner lets his grip go, at the end of the video. 0:13

Its cruel and should be removed. I feel sorry for you cats if you think that this cat is happy.

Go grab someone, make the scream and them shake them about, they will most likey make a similar noise.
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-5 13. Darkic commented 13 years ago

hahahahahahahhahahahahh :D
i guess russian
only they have such ideas :) :)
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+9 14. dushan commented 13 years ago

it's look like all "sad, sadistic, mistreated, not happy" comments belong to people who actually does not have a cat, or don't know anything about them
cat is not a dog you know, if you hurt her she will get you back ( stack her claws in your face, or bite you, or both )
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+9 15. smacky commented 13 years ago

you can see him hugging the cat and kissing the cat after he did that... do you really think he hates the poor kitty? i've seen worse...people playing football with cats, people eviscerating cats for fun, cutting their heads for satanic rituals, skinning them alive... this is not cruel, trust me.
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+6 16. sec commented 13 years ago

#12 he's not holding on to him that tight, you can see his loose grip. Besides, cats are fickle creatures... they can be purring away one second and latch on to your hand the next.

Cats don't take crap, my guess if it were being mistreated, it wouldn't let him pick it up in that manor in the first place.
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+4 17. 0x80 commented 13 years ago

#16 You are right it might not be being mistreated in general but what he done on that video is definitely cruel to the cat, It clearly didnt like it.
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+4 18. PortugaL26 commented 13 years ago

I had a siamese cat too myself when i was young, and i would never dream of doing this to him!
not because i think it's cruel, but because he would shred me into pieces like #5 said >:)
he stuck his needles into my head once, and the only thing i did was playing with his tail..
he warned me a couple of times before he attacked me(hiss), but i didn't listen, lol
that served me well :D
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-5 19. badboy007 commented 13 years ago

LOL a cat video that is funny
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-4 20. Maffis commented 13 years ago

Goddamn whiteknights thinks everything is torture... Get a grip, idiots.
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+6 21. Romi commented 13 years ago

This is a Siamese cat. If the cat wasn't happy, the guy would be dead. I have a Siamese, best companion ever, but when she's not happy, i go hide in my garage... :D
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+3 22. irishgek commented 13 years ago

I dont care what kind of cat it is that is not a happy cat sound what a stupid wanker
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+5 23. gendarme commented 13 years ago

A neighbour of mine was forced to flee his apartment because his Siamese cat went on a rampage against him. Needless to mention the scratch marks. Siamese cats are not to be messed with! :|
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+2 24. Alessa commented 13 years ago

first, this vid is not funny :( (waaa do machin gun noise with your mouth... c'mon this is like 10 years old kids) and second, this cat obviously does not like what this guy is doing... so totally not interesting video :|
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+4 25. Nthr commented 13 years ago

Do cats really have a recoil? :O
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+4 26. sec commented 13 years ago

#17 I definitely agree that he's not happy... and I myself would never do this to a cat (just so we're clear :) )
I'm also kind of surprised that this video got so much negative feedback when this one was just laughed at

Seems kind of like the same thing to me, unhappy puppy.
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+3 27. joeman commented 13 years ago

Reminds me of a song...
"It's alright to murder babies, but we really ought to save the whales..."
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+6 28. Urmensch commented 13 years ago

If you've seen all that shit then tell me where you live. Just so I know never to visit.
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+3 29. TheScouseOne commented 13 years ago

Say Hello To My Little Friend!
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0 30. filter commented 13 years ago

Cocks like a shotgun, fires like a machine gun...flip it around and - hey presto - an RPG!
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+2 31. Bobski commented 13 years ago

What a Pussy and I mean the bloke.
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+3 32. drevil commented 13 years ago

a caring owner who makes fun of his cat once in a while,
much better than a lot of other "animal lovers".
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+3 33. NotFirst commented 13 years ago

Cat's name: Brittney.
PETA: "Just leave Brittney Alllooonnee!! Whaaah"

(Yellow sheet in background for backdrop, helps with emotional impact)
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0 34. Bobloblaw commented 13 years ago

Most Siamese cats are semi-automatics by default.
And for all the naysayers: He has a permit to use it!