Driving Test in India

Brownian motion, eh?

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+24 1. Baboon commented 11 years ago

I understand now why I can't drive in India, thank you.
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+40 2. burnerboy commented 11 years ago

next lesson is how to commit insurance fraud by having a staged accident...
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+4 3. USAnumber1 commented 11 years ago

Looks like green and yellow taxis are the most common car on the roads.
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+6 4. fjwjr commented 11 years ago

One big demolition derby!
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+8 5. lockandload commented 11 years ago

lol hes free to rock and roll, im definetaly gonna look out for him 8-)
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+13 6. hdwg commented 11 years ago

A few years ago I spent 9 days in India and was on some of those very streets in the video. The driving test has to be true based on what I lived through. At the end of my trip I was convinced the driver with the loudest horn had the right of way.
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+4 7. irishgek commented 11 years ago

#(removed comment) thats not true , they can only survive.. i mean drive for 12 months on an indian one after which they have to apply for a UK

Love the way the says "that left turn was tricky"
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+4 8. c0mmanderKeen commented 11 years ago

brownian motion :D :D

great comparison
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+7 9. Syrup commented 11 years ago

ha! how young is jeremy clarkson. this video must be ancient.
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+13 10. BarraMacAnna commented 11 years ago

This clip is from the early 90's..Jeremy Clarkson's Motorworld, judging from his mane of hair and young voice, i think that gave it away! Also alot of the cars look like theyre from the fifties! I'm sure it's not like that now..Sorry I know #9 got there first but I was typing this as your comment appeared, I swear! :)
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+1 11. badboy007 commented 11 years ago

I wish they test here was that easy.
I just failed last week.
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+4 12. MakeTnotWar commented 11 years ago

After seeing this I think I never place a foot or even a toe in a plane of an Indian airline. God knows how pilots get their license over there.
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+5 13. kekke2000 commented 11 years ago

But hey wait a minute. People in India actually pays money so they dont have to drive 100 meters and make 2 turns? How bad could they be?
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-4 14. Premtm commented 11 years ago

This is because they need more accidents so more people will die and contribute towards population control. :(|)
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+1 15. Jahoo commented 11 years ago

This clip is from the early 90' one could assume some changes has been made to their driving education.
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-1 16. amiknema commented 11 years ago

After watching some videos of traffic in india, i'm pretty sure that an indian driving in UK would be bored out of his mind, while a british citizen trying his luck on indian roads will probably have an accident in the following hour.
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-2 17. murdoc commented 11 years ago

i meant #(removed comment)
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+2 18. Calvinius commented 11 years ago

So that´s where women get their driving licences! :D
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+3 19. russian-don commented 11 years ago

Why the fuck do the good for nothing pub loving drunk English bastards have to always pass a nasty remark when it comes to minorities in their country??? So what if a test lasts 3 minutes in India? It's the their country...their culture...their way of life. Just look at the stupid English laws:

1.It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament ( :D fuck it :D )

2.It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down ( :D who gives a fuck :D )

3.In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store ( :D thats where all the fat english bastards go to get laid :D )

4.Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day ( :D now these bastards are telling you what you can and cant eat :D )

5.In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter ( :D let them enter even if he is a paedophile :D )

6.A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet ( :D hmmm...makes you wonder what type of fetish these bastard englishmen have :D )

7.The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen ( :D a royal fetish :D )

8.It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9.It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10.In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow
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+1 20. russian-don commented 11 years ago

Hey Birdbrain Bertie! I see you are 50 years old...the average age of an English paedophile surfing the internet...you also fit a typical profile of a selfish english bastard...they all are...the video is about Driving in India...Why the fuck does that bother you??? By the look at the stats, the most amount of accidents that are caused in the UK are because of drunkun bastards (like you coming out from the pub)...where did I get this info? Google it like you did with the post above...

Who gives a rats ass about tax avoidance and tax evasion...seems like you ARE a tax consultant by profession now that you have carefully read point 8...hmmm...that's interesting...a paedophile surfing the internet while doing others tax returns...an interesting job...muhahahah....

Dont try and be smart...just remember there are billions more smarter than you...and more successful even...muhahahah
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0 21. ash-mikey commented 11 years ago

#19 dats the funniest thing I read in a long time. you made my day!
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0 22. justice-league commented 11 years ago

Cool it boys. >:) I am going to impart some justice here and say that Russia scores 2 England nil. Totally agree with Russian don though, the brits are very selfish and dont think before they speak. Almost all my brit friends are divorced, shameful but its true. Their culture an way of thinking is all messed up.
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0 23. c2quad commented 11 years ago

There Are More People in India than we have Mosquitos in our PAKISTAN :D :P
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-4 24. Premtm commented 11 years ago

Well said Russian-Don #20 & justice-league #22 about Brit bastards. Go back into history, they came from nowhere into India stayed and ruled for 160 years and before they left they looted all the wealth and treasure and left behind a mess which still India is trying to sort out the border problems with Pakistan. Today they have made their lives with Indian wealth and merry making by getting drunk and getting involved in accidents. No matter where ever they go into World they think no end of themselves and pass negative comments on other cultures. Today their culture is at stake with the younger generation which is totally out of control and they should should know better before they pass a buck at others.
To c2quad @23, yes India has definitely more people than mosquitoes in your Pakistan, then just imagine the number of mosquitoes in India, if they all would gather and fly on your Country then at least for a while your Country would vanish on the map.
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-5 25. c2quad commented 11 years ago

#24 yuh knw Premtm ..We Paki's have something that would kill your mosqitos and your people too And that the 'Pif Paf' Instects killing spray....

You see all mosquitos & peoples in your country are vegeterians haha..how would they vanish my Country's Map ..
By eating all the vegetables from my country ? haa
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+1 26. Premtm commented 11 years ago

#25 yeah vegetarian mosquitoes and people yet alive and kicking unlike your non-vegetarian mosquitoes and people biting and killing each other. You may be having pifpaf but we are having baygon more powerful for biting mosquitoes & people. O:)
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0 27. c2quad commented 11 years ago

I believe that our country is facing hardtimes ....you say that our people are dying ...but that happens more in your country,And people who are alive are dying within themselves...They are living dead.. :|

And let meh tell you that vegetables like baygons doesnt kill ppls >:) ..haha ..Foool Indians (mosquitos) >:)
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+1 28. Premtm commented 11 years ago

More Indians die at the same time more are born so never they reduce no matter who tries to destroy them. Your country mosquitoes and people are falling in pieces all over the places and the whole World is laughing at it. O:)
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+1 29. eNdEmiOn06463 commented 11 years ago

Well this must prove that driving tests here western EU are over the top and just a way of getting ur money.
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-4 30. c2quad commented 11 years ago

i dont have more ,to say it for yuh ....Just Stop Poullting the World ...looks like by 2020, Earth is gonna fall down from the galaxy into a BlackHole cuz of your country's weight ... :O .
No one is laughing on us but every one is Feeling sad for us
didnt you saw how much TiTanic sized Ships & aeroplanes ETC Full of Goods Were Produced 'To Pakistan By The Whole World'

Its india Whom People Hates,And You know the Reason ov it !
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-1 31. Premtm commented 11 years ago

My hear felt sympathies for the innocent sufferers in you Country. I do not know where you are residing but your Country people are called Pakki Bastards (that explains) in rest of the world except in India. India is still tolerant with your Country and trying to develop better relation as a neighbor. India has given enough opportunities to normalize relationship, instead of taking this opportunity into advantage your Country is moving against it and sooner or later they will disappear into black-hole for sure. Your Country has to depend on other Countries for their needs like a parasite where India has everything produced on its' soil. You also should know that when there is problem in your Country your Leaders go begging and licking US asses and US throws lefts overs to your Country like the way to the dogs.
The way your are wording your comments you seem look like a very small timer who has under developed brain and do not know the might of India. Always the mighty one knowing it's strength and capabilities will never attack the weak ones. Further to this, your comment will not be considered as a healthy one to reply back, but will be simply ignored as it's no point in debating with a non-intellectual and small minded person like you. I consider it's simply a waste of my precious time. For your kind information I am not an Indian but I favor Indians because they are smart and competent people to anybody in the World. They have never waged war on any country till date. Even if they are provoked they have tolerance to deal with the situation without war. In fact you should know that they are sleeping Giants. You can find them flourishing all over the world in technology, trade, business and as professionals where as you Pakistanis flourishing in only one field i.e. as terrorists. Terrorists are living dead people as they die a thousand death everyday till they perish from the planet Earth without productivity. I hope you are not one among them. O:)
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-3 32. c2quad commented 11 years ago

Keep you sympathy & feelings inside yourself
My country is having real hard times.As india is aware of it why dont india just grab a rocket & finish it , Thats because they Do Not Dare To...Even if there is a Dog left in my country with one eye blind and one leg injured & all the people are dead in and there is no single human being walking around ...india JUST DONT DARE ..AND I MEAN IT !
Our country And our Peoples are self dependent hard working and better than any of the parasites in your country,in india & all over the World .
India is nothing more than a tyrant using power against a innocent naiton(Kashmir) who is struggling for their freedom as Pakistan was before 60 years ,Its gonna get its freedom whether in 60 years or 60,000 years And you know why the people in Kashmir are still having confidence to fight ,Its because they have nothing just nothing but a drop of a blood Of A Pakistani ...And That ONE Single drop is gonna Become An Atom Bomb one Very Day!.
The America ,Israel & India these three are the branches of a same tree.. They are all cruel and tyrant and stepping on innocent peoples necks..Israel killing innocents in Palastine , India in Kashmir & America all over the World..
I Promise you one Day is gonna come And All their cruellity is going to become A river of blood and Flow off on their Lands...

hmm in 4th last line you say we are flourishing in field of terrorists ,Well thanks for that but indians and others should be praying that it didnt happen because if the terrorists succeed the next would be india's turn ..And then its gonna keep goin onn and on...You are from India or you are from hell I do not care ..What I CARE MOST IS MY NATION !.And Further, Am Not intreseted in argueing with you .
Your mind is small and tiny and thats why you are not able to recognize what happens around you..You Bloodsuckers
This is my last arguement with you as you keep on saying 'stop wasting my time' And argue again to comfort your heart ..
___leave the Future to decide ..!!___ [to @(removed comment) also ]
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-2 33. c2quad commented 11 years ago

Yeah & I AM Proud Of It !!
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A Barking Dog Never Bites !
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No One Knows the Future of Pakistan except the Almighty God !!
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-3 34. c2quad commented 11 years ago

I Am Proud or Im Not ,Why there is A Pain in your Ass Haa ? leh me clear it to you _|_
I Am Proud because I Do not belong From A country in Which Bastards Like You Are born....Our country people Are Gentle & Peace Lovers. O:)
1st Go to wikianswers & find the meaning of the proverb.
You Fucking Bastards Have one Worst habit in common & thats interfering in others Matters...eg: you Crawling here and there and getting between the conversations,ragging your nose here & there, this habit is gonna make you pay one day ...The same habit is with your country & the rest ones ...They Interfere in others matter & make Problems ....Wtf is wrong with you all peoples ..
If you are talking about the disturbance..then America is at No.1 & others in list...It kills peoples in Afg,iraq,pakistan etc,It Attacks The self dependent country[Pak] with Drones
And again it try to stick its nose in Irans Personal security matters...
What the Fuck Is EXACTLY Wrong with you? if one Country is making its safety precautions...Why you try to interfere?
WHY IS YOUR ASS PAINING ?
If you do it that doesent matter but if someone else try to do you start to scream
There Is Only one way to gain peace & its that A country stops Interfering in Others Matters & Problems ..

GOD TAKES TESTS FROM EVERYONE ...AND SUCH A TEST IS UPON PAKISTAN ...I BET YOU WE ARE GONNA GET 101% Results :D
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And 1 last thing I wanna tell you is that Today It Is On Us ,Tommorow It Will Be On You Too....
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+3 35. Mourialaid commented 11 years ago

Very common, this is the same process here in Montréal to get our driver license. ::(|)
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0 36. loadrunner commented 9 years ago

It is a test to see if your eyes are good enough. and to see if you know how the brakes work.