Telemarketers deserve nothing less than this

i get this all the time from my wife....but still, chill out man

WOW just wow!!

sometimes i feel like doing that myself.

Boiling British

His voice sounds little like the Carson Beckett from SG:Atlantis
Anyways, I kinda understand his reaction, I hate when operators call and clobber you with useless questions.

hahaha yes sir OK sir thank you sir no problem sir

What an idiot. Why ask for some seconds when its absolutely clear that the customer doesnt want to give it? And also, most annoying voice ever.

they can seriously be annoying can't they? tho i surely never reacted this way xD

sounds like the guy that went mental at alex zane on balls of steel!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga_fSAPnIJY (best copy i could find)

I should record stuff like this myself. These punks call me all the time. We're talking 2-3 times a week. All from the same company. Even though it make it perfectly clear that i do not want anything from them and to never call me again. With lots of profanity and porovocative remarks.

Man thats gotta be a tough job. And they don't even get paid very well. They could at least make some prank calls once in a while... But this is just downright stupid and monotonous.

that's why I avoid all telemarketing jobs. less stress to both sides.

AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!!!!!

Great Words of Insult

my roommate and i play a game who can say the funniest shit to telemarketers when they call. try it sometime. it makes those annoying bastards not so annoying.

I dont think this is a Telemarketer this is a survey , they just want to know if your happy with your phone service , I for one love keeping them on the line as long as possible as they more calls they make ..... they get a bloody bonus , keeping them on the line as long as you can asking loads of bullshit questions actually pisses them off more

1166 is funnier

I hate BT
if you have a choice guys NEVER GET BT

They will rob you for all your money

THIS IS BRITAIN!!!!!

remains me hitler's voice

It's much easier (and funnier) to tell the telemarketer you will listen to their speech if they will listen to you tell them about Jesus. They won't be able to get off the phone fast enough. Works every time.

"I told you to go and f... off"
"No problem"
this one killed me )))

Being a telemarketer or just about any job where your work involves lots of phone calls makes you come across some pretty angry people.

Personally i prefer jerking them around or pretend to be very interested and keep them blabbering about their services while i do something else.

lol, I bet they called this guy everyday for like a month, no wonder he got pissed.

A good way to piss off telemarketers is to only answer yes and no (mostly no). It usually really throws them of.

I feel bad for telemarketers because they're just doing their job just like you or I. (at least, those of us employed).
The way the caller was talking, it sounded like Mr Yelling was a customer of BT, which generally gives them the right to call their customers, like it or not.
Well, I don't live in Britain so I can't be sure of the laws there.

The cold caller was a total *anker!!....He was, after all, told to *uck off, but refused to listen to the 'paying customer' and continued to irritate him with his braindead and persistant *hite!

Vodaphone have been calling me. 8 times in the last 5 days.
I answer the phone and say nothing, just leave it on.
My record is 22 minutes of holding up their line.
I ask everyone to do this.
It wastes their time and blocks their lines.
Fight back!

The ones I hate the most come from Indian call centres ....HOWEVER, if you adopt an Indian accent and tell them " excuse me please, but I think you are dialling the wrong number"....it confuses the hell out of them ! :-) BTW ...in the UK there is the telephone preference service...similar to opting out of getting junk mail.....since I signed up to that i don't get many of these "cold calls". http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

I used one reply once, I copied it from a comedian and modified it a bit:-
It went like this:-

Them: Hello
Me: Police
Them: someone called us from this phone
Me: No one called you from this phone
Them: we're just calling you..
Me: interrupting. Who are you?
Them: We are..
Me: interrupting. No what is your name
Them: Michael
Me: Michael Who? Aside: Trace call on Green...
Them:We're not allowed to give out our surnames
Me: Aside..Got a caller on green refuses to give his name.... OK.....
Me: What's the address of the company are you calling from
Them: We're not allowed to give out the Address
Me: Aside Refuses the Address, what should I do with them, OK, Pass it on to security, OK
Them: Sorry we have the wrong number
Me: Hold on. we will have someone with you shortly, this number has been traced, stay by your phone.
They: hung up
:-)