How much ash a 20-a-day smoker makes?

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+32 1. charlie19291 commented 11 years ago

now he has made me think in competitive terms... i'm gonna smoke 30 a day!!! more ash FTW
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+36 2. AL-AIN commented 11 years ago

Welcome back snotr O:)
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+36 3. besavednotlost commented 11 years ago

This completely made my day :D
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+22 4. YetiGrowl commented 11 years ago

now show how much shit is on their lungs from 20 a day!
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+33 5. D9K commented 11 years ago

thats a very cleesey joke... ;)

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+13 6. scratchy commented 11 years ago

This is so funny >:) It's a shame that advertising and public mesages on TV are so lame now a days :(
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-1 7. Baboon commented 11 years ago

cigaret is a big dildo
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+16 8. TarasFromLviv commented 11 years ago

Didn't expect that one, well done!
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+7 9. c2quad commented 11 years ago

Going on & on & Atlast He will be able to make an amount of ash which would be enough to cover his grave.....Smoking is cancer
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-4 10. Thanny commented 11 years ago

I think a lot of you didn't get the joke - the ash is from the cremated dead smoker, not the cigarettes he/she smoked.
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+8 11. irishgek commented 11 years ago

Ohh love it such typical john cleese
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+4 12. dragonon commented 11 years ago

I'm undergraduate medical student... Doc said...
Out of 100 smokers... 50 at that time without checking i can say ... they are not treatable ( no drugs, quitting does't help)
25 are not resectable.
the rest 25 ... He said Only 8 will be able to make it ( survive )... Now 8/100....

And all this fuss is PREVENTABLE, guyS!!!!!

The more filters/filtered cig. you use, the more it can enter in thin arterioles...! 8-)
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+2 13. Usdevildoggmc commented 11 years ago

I've done all drugs and only one I never liked was cigs..... its for ppl with low self esteem or something I can tell. I tried the rest just cuz I was a curious cat. But smoking is such a waste of money
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+6 14. cranky commented 11 years ago

#10 we're not dumb
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+2 15. zerorain commented 11 years ago

i was thinking that is too much ash...
but then again its not enough...
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+2 16. klim5354 commented 11 years ago

Why is the ash black? It is actually light gray.
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+2 17. mowglji commented 11 years ago

Lemon curry?