Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear

Ted Bear teaches you how to survive, against all odds.

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+30 1. gazh commented 9 years ago

love the accent ;)
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-2 2. Or3n commented 9 years ago

i will stick to "Extreme Survival"
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+4 3. LordIuly commented 9 years ago

Made my day :D

Check Dude vs Wild also : :P
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-2 4. ValdeLevis commented 9 years ago

almost like a Steve Irwin parody :|
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+7 5. mihkel1230 commented 9 years ago

That was an awesome jungle he was in. Feel sorry for the cameraman 4:27 >:)
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+23 6. Sizzlik (admin) commented 9 years ago

#4 more like Bear Grylls ;)

I want a bacon tree too in my yard
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+6 7. codenamegizmo commented 9 years ago

his death is so random...
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+2 8. LQoQK commented 9 years ago

suddenly I lost the need to survive, so depressing
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+2 9. dragonon commented 9 years ago

too much carbs ONLY and you got to fkn strain to get that constipated shit oUT>..
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-2 10. antrax13 commented 9 years ago

You need to find source of food because food means couple hydrate, hydrate means energy, energy means movement, movement means survival :) Bacon tree there are some of these quite on ready, you need to climb highet to find crispy one >:) like in ultimate :D
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+3 11. vgsr commented 9 years ago

So much for "Food means Movement".
<little too less movement, right Ted?
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+7 12. shayangx commented 9 years ago

Theres more truth in this video than you guys think.
If you ever watch ultimate survival u see the guy finds the craziest stuff for his survival. Like once he found a freshly skinned camel to lie in to for cooling. the dessert..what are the odds to find such a freshly skinned camel? lol
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+5 13. Thunderknight commented 9 years ago

That made me laugh :D
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0 14. HazeC420 commented 9 years ago

wtf. Fucking goot shit! 3:11 .. (y)
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+3 15. Dazzz69 commented 9 years ago

Dear Dear old Ted Bear he will be dearly missed in a dear sort of way, RIP me dear old mate.
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+3 16. ExGasper commented 9 years ago

all i need is his island >:)
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+1 17. Iamweasel commented 9 years ago

making fun of bear grylls is not fun :(
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+3 18. s1nn0cence commented 9 years ago

luvvin dis ..and dissing bear grillz
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+1 19. c2quad commented 9 years ago

What I got from this video is that Once there was a man who was surviving in the woods, he continues to survive in many different situations and a time comes & he dies accidently And so this video is made in his memory........Glad to watch
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+1 20. polishdemon commented 9 years ago

His milk expires today! Thankfully he drank it when he did...
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+2 21. sux2bu commented 9 years ago

He ran off and forgot his backpack @ 1:06 , how did he get it back in the next scene?
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+1 22. Usdevildoggmc commented 9 years ago

Lmao this was pretty funny.... Anyone can make parodies of Bear Grylls all they want but when it comes down to it....

Bear grylls is fucking hardcore... he's the shit. One of my favorite Brits