The woman language translator

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+31 1. Reverend commented 11 years ago

I need one of these.
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+41 2. elchupacabra commented 11 years ago

this has to be fake! technology has developed amazingly over the past years but it's not even close to understanding women. :|
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+53 3. Break-a-leg commented 11 years ago


Of course it's fake, there is no such thing as "Femlogic"
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+6 4. Kinslayer commented 11 years ago

where can I order that?
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+2 5. Snijdertje commented 11 years ago

it's under parodies it have to be fake
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+9 6. Strychnine commented 11 years ago

I want one with Mr.T's voice. "i pitty the fool who leaves the toilet seat up!" :D
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+12 7. OMGkungfu commented 11 years ago

its more likely to invent time travel... then to understand a woman
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+31 8. irishgek commented 11 years ago

Jesus who ever voted number #2 down , Do you not know sarcasm when you see it ... I do not know any sane person who would not understand this is a joke !
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+7 9. dredawg commented 11 years ago

If thats not already an APP, it needs to be.
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+4 10. makbeth commented 11 years ago

Its not what they say that matters, its not even what they mean that matters. Women have the ability to change their minds about what they ment later :D
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+4 11. elchupacabra commented 11 years ago

#8 Well.. there are also women-users on snotr. :D

PS: I will explain why this technology can't exist for those who are still skeptical: this would have been built by smart scientist who had to have been men, because why would women want to build something like this ? So, in order to program this machine they had to understand women in the first place, which we know it's impossible. So there, q.e.d. !
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+3 12. imagic commented 11 years ago

i know couples ho defenately need 2 of these !
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+8 13. BalboaCZ commented 11 years ago

Does this sound like cookie monster to anyone else? Listen at 1:45
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+25 14. Sizzlik (admin) commented 11 years ago

Ha..i got one. Its my girls gay friend..he always translates for me =)
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+2 15. shayangx commented 11 years ago

I lol everytime at the end: I pity the fool who leave the toilet seat up!
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+2 16. 876487098 commented 11 years ago

I get annoyed with my wife because she always leaves the toilet seat down.
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+6 17. JerryD commented 11 years ago

#14 ... A brilliant exellent idea! :D - Hey you guys! Get yourself a gay friend, life will be so much better! :D :D
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+1 18. richardleed commented 11 years ago

Obviously the address is a fake.

But seriously. I want to buy one.
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+1 19. kutsuke commented 11 years ago

Girls have two options - tell me what they actually mean or gtfo.

It is selfish to encode emotions and expect someone to decode them.
It is selfish to share problems you don't want solved with a someone who is willing to solve them at any cost to self.
It is selfish to set traps designed to cause either person to get hurt so that the suffering is then used in an attempt to manipulate your partner.
It is selfish to demand proper consideration for something a person doesn't properly share, especially when the person making the demand isn't properly considerate or respectful.

Good luck to the guys and girls who can't agree with me.
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+6 20. filter commented 11 years ago

#19 Good luck to you and your hand.
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+1 21. Coresi commented 11 years ago

one word: genius :D