The Hamburglar

He was charged with burglary third degree, criminal conduct in the fourth degree and theft in the fifth degree. He faces up to five years in prison and a fine of between 750 and 7500 dollars.

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+29 1. p00nie commented 9 years ago

Somebody's got a severe case of the munchies :(|)
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+58 2. ZaMpTi commented 9 years ago

"He faces up to five years in prison and a fine of between 750 and 7500 dollars"

And I'm gonna go and say it again, - welcome to the real world -

Making yourself a Burger while drunk and break into a McD is a bigger crime then ruining a country.

Sometimes i wish i would live in the Matrix and could just Restart this shit :S
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+12 3. SWE commented 9 years ago

well I feel sry for this dude, starvation makes you do crazy shit.
At least he will have food now in jail... O:)
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-7 4. hafa commented 9 years ago

you just can't get lower than this

congrats, you profited 5 beef patties
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+16 5. MajorIdea commented 9 years ago

Yea, I'm completely clueless on just what those degrees mean. Is 5 the highest or do they go to 103?

In either case, sending this guy to jail for the next 5 years sounds like a stupid idea. Kinda like -

"Ya loser. Breaking into McD to eat that crappy food? Go to jail and learn to be a proper criminal. And don't you dare getting out before you kill a man (and spend 50.000 hours doing semi-slave work. We gotta compete with China somehow.)"
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+8 6. davor1387 commented 9 years ago

McDonald's out of all places.....
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+18 7. JimDunlop commented 9 years ago

Right? Third degree burglary? What, isn't burglary just burglary anymore? Why do they need degrees? You break in, you steal shit, it's burglary. Period. Laws are just far more complex than they need to be. Just lock the dumbass up for gross idiocy in the first degree.
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+10 8. primate1970 commented 9 years ago

?? I Don't get it..???

If the Mc Donalds is closed why are all the lights on..????

Most Mc Donalds round here are open 24hrs anyway..???

Why lock Him up at the tax-payers expense when a rehabilitation program would be much more cost effective..???

Why do I end all My questions with 2 full stops and 3 question marks..???

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+6 9. Sebastien commented 9 years ago

One year in prison seems completely disproportionate in view of the prejudice... or are they punishing him for his stupidity?
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+10 10. Burimi commented 9 years ago

And when someone in prison ask him: why you are here? and how long you will be here?

I believe that they will burst of laughter, when they get the answer from this Hamburglar
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+6 11. MrGood commented 9 years ago

Rather than go to prison he should be forced to work in McDonalds for a 5 year sentence.
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+6 12. librabooks commented 9 years ago

If he'd been accidently locked in the freezer when he went to get the patties he'd have been locked up for stupidity in minus 4 degrees. >:)
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+6 13. loadrunner commented 9 years ago

Take a bite of a hamburger, after close, during shift . the hamburger should be trown away (It was kept warm longer then 10 minutes). It wil be seen as theft.

The best thing ever happend to me was getting fired at McDonalds
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+1 14. Chrythes commented 9 years ago

I seriously don't get these people.
I am honestly against this kind of activity, but how do they not think about wearing a mask, or SOMETHING THAT DISGUISES YOUR FACE?
Places like these are going to have security cams for sure, so how can you not think about this before doing some like that?
I hope he'll get fined for his stupidity as well.
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+1 15. vanova commented 9 years ago

he is not a criminal, he is just a big fan of hamburger!

...who's to blame for the junk food addiction
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+4 16. snotraddict commented 9 years ago

#6, #14 He was drunk! #8, rehabilitate?! He was drunk!
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+1 17. 210 commented 9 years ago

The power of whiskey :)
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+1 18. WickedOne14 commented 9 years ago

His wife's a lousy cook? >:)
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+2 19. hdwg commented 8 years ago

Items stolen: 2 all beef paties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, picles, onions and a sesame seed bun.
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+2 20. thundersnow commented 4 years ago

Like #2 said, he'll get a stiffer prison term than the corrupt politicians and crooked CEOs that get away with screwing with the rest of us.
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0 21. Scotsman50 commented 4 years ago

#20 Points out he aint been screwed by any politician :*:*:squirrel::squirrel: