Absolutely Brilliant

Now that appears to be an interesting fellow. I also love the fact that she said "we're not selling anything", and then proceeded to try and sell him something.

I like his face, priceless!
This is a new genre of selfie-video

I do this all the time (when I have the time). A few months back I got regular calls from probably India, judging by the accent, regarding PPI insurance and the fact that I was owed a refund (I've never taken out any form of PPI in my life).
I answered all the question just like the guy in this video, making up all kinds of nonsense, strange spellings, feigning deafness to make the guy shout, told them they were talking too fast and got them to slow down to a ridiculously slow pace and changed my accent about five times during the conversation.
At one point I was asked what car I drove and I said a Porsche but I was blind. Why it got on to it I don't know but I was asked if I had a SKY tv and I told them I stole it from next door. I also told them I was being kept prisoner in the house and made to hoover all day.
25 minutes the call lasted, I think they even recorded it as I've had others call asking virtually the same questions. I think they use me as a practical wind up for new starters. At the end of the day, if companies are going to bother me during the day I say they are fair game

Haha, "Im the god damn mother fucking batman"! Epic

#4 I had so many callers with an Indian accent that I started answering the phone with a similar accent. And the sudden dead stop when you answer the phone with 'hello...am I helping you'? Its wonderful hearing the sudden halt in the mental processes of the person at the other end of the line when you switch from an Indian type accent...to a broad Scottish one. Ahhh...such fun :-)

I used to be plagued by these phone marketing idiots until last year when I bought a BT6500 phone. Now no more International, Nocaller ID or Number Withheld calls. Bliss.

How is this dealing with telemarketers? He's spent three minutes of his time talking to them and they're going to call him again about his appointment?

#6 Absolutely, it's become my new hobby. I wish they would call more often.

I like giving them a really strange hard to pronounce name and then insist that they use it instead of calling me sir all the time. I once called myself Mr Astlebumleki then kept correcting him when he pronounced it 'liki', when he finally got the Leki part right, I said it was Blum Leki not Bum Leki. Basically never accepting a correct pronunciation.

As they do have a tendency to talk quite fast I get them to talk slower and slower and slower and then ask them to repeat what they have said even slower still. Mix it up with the name insistence and a few strange answers and contradictions and a few personal questions about themselves and the weather and hey presto you have a fun half hour. They are even paying for the call lol. I once finished off the call by saying that I would pass the information on to the owner of the house when he comes out of jail (for fraud and paedophilia) and that I had just called in to feed the piranha's.