He said the next train to Wolverhampton will be delayed by approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes due to a stray cow on the line pulling a little cart with people in it. At least that's what it sounded like to me.

#1 It was shorter.

#2...He said it fast!

#3 I'm going to Wolverhampton to check.

You are mistaken. It was molverhampton. And it was 1h 45min ahead of scheduled departure.

#5 I've just listened to it again and you might be right, people in the black country have funny accents. Their 'w's' can sometimes sound like 'm's' I'm pretty sure about the cow though, have another listen.

I think it said the train has derailed (no one is hurt) and you need to go to the busstop....seriously, that's what I heard.

#7 You need an hearing test urgently Thunders.

The announcer was Austin, just started his new job after being booted off snotr. I wonder if he'll go grovelling to Geekster to be allowed back, the same pitiful way Jakey did.

Oh... and the clueless guy on the platform is of course little Jakey, on his way to Wolverhampton to see all of his extended yam yam family.

Honestly, Austin is a great loss to snotr. Yes, he expressed himself harshly sometimes, but he had his facts straight, and he is intelligent, something many can't handle these days. I personally prefer a harsh conversation as long as it sticks to facts, and his based on logic rather than all this rhetorical shouting, that is based on nothing but emotions.

#8 Whaaaat?......did you say something?

#10. I think it was his holier-than-thou preaching that irritated a lot of people. His motto was: "why use 10 words when 500 will do". To be honest I rarely used to read more than a couple of paragraphs of his comments, before moving on. He really did go on a bit. His left wing drivel was quite mind numbing. Oh... and his avatar was crap.

Anyway, I predict that in a few months time he will return.

#11 Yes, I understand that people felt that way.
I read almost everything that he wrote, and regarding left and right, he was not unique, as there is one still in our midst, still a member, who is extreme towards the right, and his hate ranting was always allowed, but that was several years ago, long before you joined, and it was mind numbing too, and I just can't wrap my head around the double standard, and it really makes me frustrated to see it.
Oh well! Nothing I can do about it.
I doubt he'll be back, fox, I think once you're out, you're out for good. But enjoy your weekend, wherever you may be, in the sunshine on the beach, enjoying a cool drink and bikini women walking past you!

#12 You may be right Favourite Female Thundersow Angel. Austin may indeed be gone forever,... but something inside tells me that he will return... in some guise or other...

I am enjoying my weekend thanks, I've stepped inside in the last half hour, the sun's going down and my glass of Pinod needs a refill, so I'll continue indoors with some more liquid refreshment. I hope your weekend has been as relaxing as mine Snow Babe.

"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward. "