Scotchmen are good for getting drunk and looking silly in their skirts, but not much else.

They don't come much more stupid than that.

".....Joseph we need to talk. I am going to be pregnant."

Joseph: "Huh? That's news to me. That bitch and me have never even had sex. So what gives?"

Google: Definitions: "slapper", "slut", "two-timing cunt".

email to Mary:

"Hi Mary,
Listen, about this pregnancy thing. Good luck with it babe, but you're on your own. Bye bye slut."

Mary: thinks..... "Ah well.... it was worth a try. I thought the twit was idiot enough to believe it was an immaculate conception. Perhaps he aint quite so dumb as I thought."

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Of course, we all know that Joseph actually 'was' that dumb. Or to be more precise, the followers of Christianity are that dumb, since they believed and continue to believe this drivel

What a tragic waste of money... the queen I mean.