hehe #9... You don't say you're going to be eaten by kittens because kittens don't do this: (just a story, no gory pics or anything):

http://www.fieldmuseum.org/exhibits/exhibit_sites/tsavo/maneaters.html

Of course ^^those lions were wild, obviously hungry, and saw humans as a food source, while this guy's lions (His name is Kevin Richardson, lives in South Africa) were raised from birth as pets and are fed a nice diet of horse and cow meat. They may not see him as a threat or direct food source, and possibly don't even know that killing is typically required for their next meal, but all it takes is for one cat to have a bad day and "play" rougher than normal and he's toast, whether he gets eaten or not.

I wish the guy luck though.

That guy is future lion poop.