0:40 NSFW (for plants) LOL

Last night I surfed the internet. The WHOLE internet. Thank you coffee!

Too bad I seem to be the only person on the planet who thinks that coffee tastes disgusting

I feel sorry for you #3, your the only one person in the world that doesn't want super awesomeness in your blood.

If you drink tea, then most teas have caffeine stimulating action in them.

Add a shot of Bourbon or Brandy and Coffee becomes MEGGA-AWESOME!!!!!!

Tis a joy to be held in a coffee cup,
and joyous indeed to be seen,
forget about coco, hot chocolate and tea,
much better to sip from a bean.

I'm a poet and didn't know I was one

Did this video really had to come up 5 minutes after i discovered i ran out of coffee for breakfast? That's just cruel!

#3 you're not the only one. I never did understand peoples obsession with coffee, I prefer tea. Some people take it to excess with 6 cups or more a day, like they can't survive if they don't get it. I much prefer to sit down after a days work and relax with a cuppa. I don't need caffeine to survive like some.

Never given a shit about coffee, never will. I literally don't understand what people like about it. It tastes like wood - or a nut gone bad.

And no, I don't care about tea either - unless I have a cold, then I will enjoy a cup of tea.

Coffee tastes bitter to me, so to drink a cup I have to add so much cream and sugar (or honey) that it probably isn't considered "coffee" anymore.
I have heard that you can make a cat turd taste good too if you add enough sugar , but why bother. (most dogs like them plain)

What do we want?
''COFFEEEE!!!!!''
When do we want it?
''I'LL F*CKING STAB YOU!!!''