Comments posted by OneBadApple
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2. OneBadApple commented 9 years ago on video A Response to Lars Andersen: a New Level of Archery
".....the fastest-growing sport in America"...?? Right.
Then you expect us to hang around for over 15 minutes about 'speed-shooting'?
You ain't THAT pretty, hon...
I'm out.
Then you expect us to hang around for over 15 minutes about 'speed-shooting'?
You ain't THAT pretty, hon...
I'm out.
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3. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video England v Peru: victory by 3 goals and a paper plane
......and they say soccer is boring....
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4. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video 10 Things that can kill you in under an hour
I gave a nice Aconite plant to a very arrogant, highly-deserving neighbor.
Waiting....
Waiting....
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5. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Dog inspecting the lanes at the bowling alley
That is a 'paw-fault' indicator, right there...
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6. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video The Least Amount of Fuck Ever Given.
I was rooting for the avalanche the whole way...
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7. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video What Slayer Sounds Like On A Ukulele
Less boring than the original Slayer, I'll give him that...
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8. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Some skilled longshoremen unfucking a situation
"......They ALWAYS fuck you in the 'drive-thru'....."
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9. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Cutting through metal like butter
The machine is actually playing that music. It comes as a standard option. For only an additional $40,000 it comes with a 'Sinatra' upgrade...
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10. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Baltimore Landslide
If all of these phones are so "smart", why didn't they DO something....??
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11. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Jian Yang
I did exactly that dive last week at the local Y, and nobody said anything...
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12. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles
How do we know that the dog isn't just a big fan of, I don't know..say....The Dave Clark Five ??
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13. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Sewer Diver Loves His Job
This guy accomplished more in this video than I ever did during my 40 years at a "comfortable desk job..."
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14. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Water Wheel
This guy had a MUCH lower voice before he dated my sister...
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15. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Norwegian Military Drill Team Show
Wow. With precision like this, it's amazing that the Nazis were able to just waltz right in and take over Norway in 1940....
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16. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Light Plane Crash in Lawson, Australia
We finally know where Flight 370 is, and CNN isn't saying a @#$&#$% WORD...
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17. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Going Around a Corner on Bicycle
Aww, gravity loses again. I always root for gravity......
.....Is that wrong...??
.....Is that wrong...??
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18. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Competitive Foursome
These days, everybody calls EVERYTHING 'awesome'.
But that really WAS awesome....
But that really WAS awesome....
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19. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Honey Badger Doesn't Care For Your Cage
If that badger's so good, let's see how he does from the free-throw line....
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20. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Fisherman catches more than he bargained for
This guy has been trying to impress me since 1978.
Sorry, bud....no sale....
Signed,
Jason
Sorry, bud....no sale....
Signed,
Jason
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21. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Distortions
What about that shirt ?
Tell us about the shirt !!
Tell us about the shirt !!
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22. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Don't Tell Mummy!
Didn't Princess Diana say that ??.....
"Faster, driver....FASTER !!"
"Faster, driver....FASTER !!"
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23. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video rubik's cube
Now, THAT'S some good son-in-law material, right there...
(What's that, sweetheart ?........)
OK....never mind....
(What's that, sweetheart ?........)
OK....never mind....
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24. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video URB-E visits China
Yeah, I'm sure you'll get lots of women with that thing...
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25. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Fish drives his own little electric car
Not impressed. But I still like him better than W.
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26. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Why Do Parrots Parrot? Do They Know What They're Saying?
I think they should be made to serve in the military...
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27. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video 55 Gallon steel drum implodes
Who do I see to get the last two minutes of my life back ??
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28. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Lucky guy
I was kind of rooting for the tram...
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29. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video This Voice
If this kid ever gets a first date:
"Thank you for permitting the touching of those breasts....and have a lovely evening...."
"Thank you for permitting the touching of those breasts....and have a lovely evening...."
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30. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom
"'Next time, use the stairs'....?? Thanks, bro, I hadn't thought of that..."
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31. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video 10 of the Wealthiest People (Dead or Alive)
Gaddafi had a home in New Jersey ??
Why does this not surprise me...??
Why does this not surprise me...??
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32. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Talking raven
I thought it was going to be an interview with Joe Flacco....
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33. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Ron Capps' Insane Drag Racer Explosion at NHRA Winternationals 2014
They should call it the "NHRA Darwinism Finals"...
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34. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video Parkour Fail - Guy Nearly Dies on Rooftop
It's just Darwinism at work. Nature trying to do its job in thinning-out the herd.
( Famous last words: "Hey, guys....watch this..." )
( Famous last words: "Hey, guys....watch this..." )
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35. OneBadApple commented 10 years ago on video When you think that you are the fastest one on the road
A thoughtless, piece-of-crap individual passed by even MORE thoughtless, piece-of-crap individuals.
Let them kill their own family members, not mine....
Let them kill their own family members, not mine....
0 1. OneBadApple commented 9 years ago on video Very clever and satisfying way of removing snow from your roof
Annual minutes required to maintain a clear roof: Zero