that guy's playing is awesome, nice to hear humourous-yet-skilful guitar work without the pretentious dickery of many talented performers.

and the tractor rocks, it's probably more intelligent than the average percussionist, whilst at the same time consuming less fuel.

I actually thought about using the massive card with a smiley face inside on a girl I've taken a liking to at work. Then I thought about the potential Sexual Harassment disciplinary I'd recieve and how I'd lose my job and never work again.

God damned protectionist legal system

the snake bit i get, it's brutal but it's as fair as any other method.

the fish bit is messed up, but i get the idea behind it. I have a different approach to food to alot of Asian countries, i don't dig the fermented food, or especially the uncooked food, but when it comes to meat (especially fish) the fresher the better. I daresay if i lived there for a while i'd end up giving the fish a try

Drunk idiot. As mentioned above he'd have only broken his legs anyway. Should've let him do it, wait for him to come to in screaming agony, taken him right to the top, dangled him by his feet and then asked him 'So, are you REALLY Sure about this?' Without doubt he'd reconsider his life after that.

I usually hate visual metaphors in TV news ('The economy is going down the plughole - *shot to plughole... REALLY?) but this rocks

A: Quadrillion is a cool number.
B: Blowoff means something totally different to those of us who don't really understand this.
C: I wanna see it blow stuff up

We could redivert funding into robotics into trying to fix 'world' problems yes. But it wouldn't work and we'd have less robot sea snakes.

Put torpedos on it, blow up yachts in Monte Carlo, part of the 'world' problem is sorted

#33 Agreed. Poor kid. Dumb wife. Cheating husband.

SERIOUSLY... for Kanye West tickets! KANYE WEST? Poor, poor child... at least the kid won't grow up into a cheating dick OR a ridiculously stupid idiot. Maybe this was for the best...

I'm intrigued as to how many of the 'against' posters are meat eaters. obviously for vegetarians this is about as awful as hammering nails into foal's kneecaps but for those of us who eat meat it's a little arbitrary to decree this as a disgrace, unless of course you've overseen the humane dispatching of all meat you've ingested.

All animals destined for consumption are screwed, and unless you spend thousands on trust-worthy, humane sources of meat, you are a part of the inhumane killing of animals that this contest falls into. Deal with it.