Now all his 'friends' will be circling around him. Waiting..

Well pretty cool, but why? are there toy ships that need to navigate through that channel of water?

There is a commercial with an identical theme, but it is for Dr Pepper. Uses the same song and everything. In that one the guy even buys feminine products for his girlfriend.

she looks right at the light before she kicks it.

Well if people are getting stupider, the only way for computers to get smarter is for them to improve themselves. So it must be true. The robots are taking over! Somebody hold me, i'm scared.

I hate the idiots that do this kind of stuff. Gives a bad name to everybody else that rides the right way. Here is a link to story about somebody else who thought they where invinceable on a bike. Be warned, it is a little unsettling to say the least. http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp