Hilarious!!! I am surprised it included no mention of "kitty wrestling" which we do from time to time at our house. Simply hold the cat close to your body while you roll back and forth across the floor as if in a wrestling match. The cat's eyes will get very big as it wonders,"What on earth is going on here?" The cat is unharmed, of course, and the entertainment value for humans is great! After all, without the entertainment factor, what good would cats be?