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2. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Idiots on the highway
It seems we have an epidemic of goofballs in our world today and it's gradually getting worse, not better
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3. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Collapsing a floor by filling a room with water!
Hey, if you gotta demolish a house you might as well have fun while you're doing it
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4. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Fish drives his own little electric car
It would be interesting to see if the fish developed any patterns to moving around the room, would it just continue to swim in random directions taking it where ever or would it learn to guide it's little mobile tank, and return to certain areas more than others because they interest it for some reason.
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5. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Wheeeeeeeeh!
Stoner humor at it's best also the reason why the Jolly Green Giant is so "jolly" I guess
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6. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Dropped into a turbine engine
Add a backbeat and he might have a hit, hehe.
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7. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Now this is cold
Tell me that didn't make their nipples hard, hehehe
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8. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Match burning in slow motion (4000 fps)
You wanna see ultra slo mo, go to the motor vehicle licence and registration office on the last day of the month
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9. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Training of goalkeepers in Slovenia
That was literally inches from becoming an "epic fail" video.
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10. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Just a cat being an as*hole
Just goes to show greed isn't just a human trait, mankind (not all but many) has just perfected it, sigh
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11. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Instant justice
Perfect example of the old expression "haste makes waste"
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12. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The two cutest BMX shredders you'll ever see
I'll betcha these kids have had their fair share of "owwies"
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13. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Guy farts on a dog
Ah yes, it's all "shits and giggles"
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14. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video I want my carrots
No wonder sloth is synonymous with lazy, this was honestly annoying to watch I'd like to pour a red bull in it's water dish and see what happens
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15. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Dude rides bike over West 7th St bridge arches in Fort Worth
This sort of thing is pretty much like Russian roulette, he might do it several times no problem but just one slip up and the gig is up, and the worst part is all the little fools out there that this will inspire to try the same.
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16. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Tongue On A Frozen Pole PRANK!!
Well that wasn't a bad one, kinda funny, better than that F---ing stupid "cheating" prank. I liked the way the two cops just glanced and kept walking.
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17. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Car hits cyclist and leaves a mattress to cushion the fall
He obviously wasn't hurt but still just sits there stunned for several seconds thinking "wtf just happened"
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18. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Jenga
#3 Here's the rules, copied and pasted: Once the tower is built, the person who built the tower moves first. Moving in Jenga consists of taking one and only one block from any story except the completed top story of the tower at the time of the turn, and placing it on the topmost story in order to complete it. Only one hand at a time may be used to remove a block; both hands can be used, but only one hand may be on the tower at a time. Blocks may be bumped to find a loose block that will not disturb the rest of the tower. Any block that is moved out of place may be left out of place if it is determined that it will knock the tower over if it is removed. The turn ends when the next person to move touches the tower, although he or she can wait 10 seconds before moving for the previous turn to end if they believe the tower will fall in that time.
The game ends when the tower falls in any significant way -- in other words, any piece falls from the tower, other than the piece being knocked out to move to the top. The loser is the person who made the tower fall (i.e. whose turn it was when the tower fell); the winner is the person who moved before the loser.
So "both hands may be used but only one MAY touch the tower at a time" says nothing about using other objects with that one hand, and he only used the one hand to do it, therefor WIN
The game ends when the tower falls in any significant way -- in other words, any piece falls from the tower, other than the piece being knocked out to move to the top. The loser is the person who made the tower fall (i.e. whose turn it was when the tower fell); the winner is the person who moved before the loser.
So "both hands may be used but only one MAY touch the tower at a time" says nothing about using other objects with that one hand, and he only used the one hand to do it, therefor WIN
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19. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video How dogs and cats teach their offspring to use the stairs
The part at the end with the cats has been around for awhile, saw that on some other "funny animal" videos, it was funny then and it's still funny now
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20. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Pipeline Surfing
Nice video, music ok I guess, I'm surprised they didn't use the song "pipeline" or some other old surfing tunes.
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21. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Rotating head
Tres cool, wouldn't be too hard to make one of these either, I like it
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22. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video ROBO snow plow
That was friggin AWSOME, I don't even mind shoveling snow but I want one of those, that would actually make it like a game, I'd be doing all my neighbor's driveways too just for the fun of it
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23. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video My voice doppelgänger!
They mis-titled this, should have been "listen without looking first" not "watch without looking first" and does this really deserve to be categorized under {Awsome}
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25. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video What To Do When It's Really Cold Outside
Tell me he didn't have some major "shrinkage" after that dip in the water and roll in the snow heheh and I'm definitely trying that with the bubbles
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26. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Anniversary Prank Backfires
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't jokes supposed to be funny, this one supposedly backfired but the backfire was the only slightly amusing thing about it (there ya go idiot, ya got some of your own medicine) I'm just getting oh so tired of this punk ass "gotcha" mentality where we can do whatever the F we want and if we use a hidden camera and say it's a joke then, it's a joke HAHAHA this sort of thing is just pretty much mean spirited A-hole humor for mean spirited A-holes.
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28. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Dancing with devils
Looks like one seriously good time to me, I'd love to be right there in the middle of it all
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29. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Barge wood
I only read the title but not the description of the video before I started watching, so when it first showed it tipped I thought "aw, it's sinking" but then I realized what was happening, "oh cool" hehe
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30. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video CAT Super Skateboarding Adventure!
Ahh, the life of a cat, it's all fun and games
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31. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Zero experience
What a goofball, and yeah, I'd say this is from late 70's or 80's
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33. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Shooting Snowballs
Yes indeedy, that would really sting getting hit with a snowball like that, I wanna see this guy hitting Johnny Noxville and Steve-O with snowballs like this on the next Jackass movie, heheheh
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34. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video That's A Moron - Parody of Dean Martin "That's Amore"
Finally, an appropriate song for a fail video
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35. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The HUGE difference between empathy & sympathy explained
The video was a perfect description of empathy but a poor one for sympathy. Sympathy is a respectful, agreement or harmony in feelings. The character that was portraying sympathy seemed more patronizing or condescending than sympathetic and that's not what sympathy is.
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36. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Mammoth Icebreaker
They were at the very point of the north pole, so what I wanna know is,... where the hell was Santa ?!?
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37. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Skyrim blacksmithing
Loved this and #1 Yes, very true, and even more so back in the old days when they didn't have power hammers and other modern tools and as he said, in Skyrim all it takes is the push of a button.
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38. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video I've always heard English is hard to learn.. But this?
Making the sounds is easy enough, just incorporating them into words properly is what would be the hard part.
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39. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video ExFEARiential
Yes, it's a parody, even categorized as such, and mocking the shear gall and obnoxiousness of the techniques some of the advertisers have been starting to use, the money grubbing whores that most of them are
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40. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Herd of Rabbits
Elmer Fudd's wet dream, hehehe
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41. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Spectacular Sarychev
Too short is right, for me it was like "Oooh, great shot, does that ever look coo... huh, it's over!"
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42. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Someone please give these two a sitcom
.....!?!?!
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43. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video People Are Awesome 2014
#1 yes indeed, people most definitely are showoffs but without all the showoffs we wouldn't have nearly as much to watch online, and the biggest "showoffs" do provide us with the best fail videos, don't they, heheh
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44. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video A Normal day in a Russian Supermarket
This could just as well be any inner city supermarket anywhere.
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45. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video When you think that you are the fastest one on the road
Some people will see someone like this guy drive by them and think "for F sakes, look at this idiot" others will see it as a challenge.
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46. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Shimi: Dancing speaker dock
Amusing little gadget, I wonder how the sound quality is, #1 can't really judge from this, even if you have your computer connected to a good sound system, which I do, it's only going to sound as good as the quality of whatever they used to record this video.
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47. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video 100 lbs (45 kg) of Magnetic Putty
Well that was amusing, and for some reason, I want some of that stuff now
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48. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Self defense scam fail
For crying out loud, do things like this even need to be "proven" as scams?
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49. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video 6 rooms into 1: New York apartment packs 1100 square ft into 420
The best thing about the small size is considerably lower utilities, as he mentioned near the end, less to heat in the winter and less to cool in the summer, less lighting, etc, the biggest problem for most I think is that the place would have to be pretty much clutter free to keep that "functionality" so for very neat people, great, for the not so neat people, a little getting used to and I'm sure the cost per square foot would be a whole lot higher (not just a little) than a normal place.
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50. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Misdirection - Insane football skills
I'd say he pretty much devotes all or at least most of his free time to this, he's about on the level of Cirque Du Soleil but with a football
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51. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Comparison of large beer vs. small beer
For many just thinking the taller one is larger may mean they buy less than they would if they bought the shorter glass, so, thinking they're getting more they don't drink as much or get as drunk, so maybe good thing, it's still kinda crooked though
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52. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Good Morning
He may have been dreaming at the time, wake someone in mid-dream and you could get any number of reactions depending on what they were dreaming.
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53. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video You think you can whistle?
For those who say it's irritating, it's because you're watching him as he does it, if you were to just hear this without haven't seen it you may not have even realized he was actually whistling, probably think it was some kind of flute or something like that.
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54. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Others make mistakes too
Two words "defensive driving", I've never had an accident but I've avoided a few in which the other person would have been at fault.
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55. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Best fails of 2013 | TNL
A few cringe worthy moments in this collection
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56. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Footage of a Sailfish
It didn't take that swordfish too long to figure out it was bull shit and swim off heheh
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57. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Flying Dagger wrist cam Jeb Corliss
Exellent vid but all I could hear in my head while watching that was Goofy's screams from the old Disney Sports Goofy cartoons "Waaaa Hoo Hoo Hooey!!!"
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58. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Killing Dogs
Ok ok, I played along with your stupid little game, now GIVE ME MY F#@%ING TREAT !!!
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59. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Secrets of the Living Dolls
I guess it's for guys who want to dress in drag but are just no good at or can't be bothered spending the time using makeup
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60. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Rocket belt
#1 If they were I think what they would really be funding would be a lot more epic fail videos for us to watch
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61. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Why do women in games have such large breasts?
I'm sure most found this video quite titillating
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62. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The Scale of the Universe
One word, Perspective
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63. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video MIT reproduces 3d gestures
Cool, so many things this could be applied to
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64. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Bird steals egg camera, films penguin colony from the air
That's one tough little egg cam, getting seriously bounced around like that, even dropped from a fair height.
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65. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Wanna see a Shocking Trick?
I had one of those pens about 10 or 15 years ago, sadly enough some people weren't the least bit amused by it
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67. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Nice redneck idea ...
I'm amazed we never heard a single "Yee Haw!!"
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68. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Fusion vs. Fission
#2 and #3 remember how impressive those polaroid cameras seemed when they came out, only the coolest and hippest people had them, heheheh.
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69. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Fletcher Capstan Table
I'll bet getting a finger caught in that would sure suck
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71. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video This man is smooth
Although his feet were going like crazy and it looks great he was actually getting several misses which is why he got the C rank, and what's with the title, I could see " this man is 'great' or 'fast' or 'damn good' " but "smooth"? I think someone isn't quite sure what smooth means.
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72. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Australian V8 Chainsaw
If they ever make another Friday the 13th movie I betcha Jason'll be swinging one of these
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73. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver (winter edition)
He was acting like he was scared, what did he think it could do, peck a hole right through him, I would've given that thing such a boot
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74. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Slow Motion Explosions
I really have to get me one of those high shutter speed super slow motion cameras
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75. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video About organ printing
So now it's a matter of living a healthy enough life to make it until this is in practical use, so no more late night Mickey D's and bungee jumping, hehe
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76. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Moving food
What happened to the good old days when food was made to look appetizing, not something you try on a dare
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77. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Dude rides bike over West 7th St bridge arches in Fort Worth
#7 I just hope he filled out that organ donor card
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78. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video If you are in a shell...
Glad I don't have to clean that up
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79. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Can You Walk on Water? (Non-Newtonian Fluid Pool)
I guess the trick to it is to just keep moving otherwise "ugh, I've been slimed"
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80. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Virgin Spaceship
To infinity, and beyond!!
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81. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Crazy Backflip Pool Jump
#4 a wheelchair? I think it would've been more likely a coffin
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82. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Funny lovely cats
Just innocent little balls of fluff
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83. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video instagram gone wrong
Wow, is this ever annoying, what the F is the purpose of this stupi... "CHOMP!!!" ...Awsome!!!!!
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84. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Flexible Muscle Based Locomotion for Bipedal Creatures
#6 You'll be getting your wish then, they'll definitely be using this in gaming
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85. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video 15,000 tonnes of tyres are on fire
Is it just me or are a lot of very unexciting videos lately being categorized as "awesome"
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86. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Seals have fun
#1 I was thinking much the same about how their faces look so much like dogs.
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87. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Ice fishing with russians
#4 But cutting the ice like that would make it weaker the closer it is to the hole and cause it to crack and break, also it's not the squared edge on the top of the ice that's the problem, it's catching on the underside more, and this isn't a brand new method for them either, been doing this for quite some time.
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88. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Blink and you'll miss it?
Dammit, I want this crew the next time I need to get my car serviced
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89. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Fashion and Style
Loved it, cool music too
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90. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?
I'm betting these "farmers" were protecting more than just sheep.
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91. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Whether you like soccer/football or not, this is pretty incredible
I couldn't care less about spectator sports including soccer but I have to say that was worth seeing, that guy deserves a cookie
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92. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Ice Festival preparations hot up in Harbin, China
And to think, some people say winter sucks
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93. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video "Symmetry"
Some of the best "video art" I've seen in awhile, some were kinda funny, others not so, for me the most disturbing was the one of the guy stuffing his face with beef, and the cow.
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94. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Devil Baby Will Haunt New Yorkers' Dreams
I think the guys who made this have seen too many episodes of "Jackass" heheheh
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95. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Dog imitating siren
That is cool but imagine him doing that in the house when he hears one go by outside at 3:30 in the morning
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96. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Share Banana
For some reason this makes me think "peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanutbutterjelly peanutbuterjelly peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat, peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly with a baseball bat"
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97. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Parrots Dancing
"Rockin robin, tweet, tweet tweet, Rockin robin, tweet, tweet tweet, go Rockin robin 'cause we're really gonna rock tonight"
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98. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Insane paragliding
This is a video I can watch over and over
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99. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Biker gets hunted by a Falcon
Yes, that would look cool from the bird's perspective, must check it out, and I can sum up the bird's perspective at about 3:50 "hahaa, F you, I got it"
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100. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Piroefekti
Hmmm, so "Piroefekti" must be Bulgarian for "F#%@ed up wedding"
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101. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Bike Jump Fail Compilation
It's just sooo hard to have the least bit of pity for clowns like these.
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102. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Ice fishing with russians
#7 There's many other ways they "could have" done this especially with more money and resources, which I don't think these guys have but all I was saying is why the method you suggested wouldn't work well, and this is not a new method, I know of people who've done this and seen it myself, on a smaller scale (smaller net, using a quad or snowmobile to do the pulling, and even one fellow who did have a portable A-frame with a crank like an old fashion well) a lot of ice fisherman do use nets, but many places don't have thick enough ice to hold large vehicles like that, and tbh the main thing that irritated me about your first comment was the "Stupid Russians" part, if you think these people are stupid or even total idiots and want to say so that's ok, just don't make it about their nationality, yes there are indeed stupid Russians just as there are stupid Americans, stupid Canadians, stupid Europeans, stupid Africans, stupid Asians, etc. every country on earth has it's share of fools. I'm Canadian so if you don't like me for example then insult me and me alone, not all Canadians, in other words, don't be racist.
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103. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Red Bull Stratos
This video was so inspirational I'm chugging a red bull right now while caressing my go pro, hehehe but honestly these videos must be working because I was online shopping the other night pricing a go pro
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104. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Hang gliding on the beach
That looks like sooo much fun, another tick to the list of things I hope to do one of these days, and #3 as for the weight limit, my guess would be it depends on the size of the glider.
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105. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video People Are Awesome 2014
#11 ...because you want wings?
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106. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The Blah Blah Dog
Sounds like a girl I used to know "Wah Wah wah wah wah"
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107. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The weirdest hotel in the world
Sigh, for F@%# sakes, "The wankiest hotel in the world" would've been a better title
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108. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video GTA in Real Life
Sad thing is he'll probably only get 7 to 10 years and be out in about 3 to 5.
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109. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Iceberg collapse in Bay of Exploits, Newfoundland, Canada
For those wondering what she was freaking out about, I'd say they were in a very small boat probably with an outboard motor and she was afraid they would get flipped over from the wave, which would not be a good thing since I'm betting that water would be damn cold.
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110. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Funny Japanese Elevator Prank
It may have been completely staged including the "victims" but idk, that girl looked genuinely scared to me and I think the purpose of that gel like goo was for the slide and to not give them friction burn. I'd like to see the whole video.
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111. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Street Troller - The Best Of 2013
That got old after a minute or two, yet somehow, I still made it to the end
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112. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Tuvan Throat Singing
If I never hear these two again I'll be perfectly ok with that
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113. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video A Husky + Head Massager = Pure Happiness
From the look on the dog's face there may have been some serious leg humping afterwards
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115. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Teacher shows students his moves
#3 Yes, that was worth a second watch #5 and as for the screaming guy in the background, it's called "spazzing out" heheheh
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116. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video The Beach Boys Shred I Get Around
This may well be the shittiest thing I've seen on snort
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117. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Raw, unedited, silent footage of the bombing of Nagasaki, August 9, 1945.
Look at around 10:24 it looks like a face in the cloud, not the "mushroom head" but the "stem" I replayed that part a few times and it actually looks like a weird looking face.
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118. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Inmate Dance
I'll bet they "drop the soap" a lot in that prison, heheheheh
+19 1. BennyMG commented 10 years ago on video Lucky Man