They say, In space no one can hear you scream, but in the water they can........

I'm sure I heard someone say, "You Shall Not Pass" Just before the lightning hit the ground........

Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Why dont cannibals eat clowns ?

Cause they taste funny......


Sorry but a circus joke was needed ...

should of shot him with an "arrow to the knee".........

Is this the result constant guitar playing at full speed,left hand fingers are totally shredded and the right hand has picked it self to death ?

guitars now come with "health warnings"

Top effort, great work .............

Slightly more pixels used than in "mine craft" not bad. ........

***No cockroaches were harmed in the making of the film, except for one brave soldier who got stomped on ***

reminded me of the scene in StarWars Attack of the Clones where aniken and padmae and r2 and c3po were in the droid factory on the planet corrison.
The blue ball is the only one there it must be a sith lord"Lord BlueBalliest" or could be lukes dad ?????????

What do you think fans is it Luke's dad ???????????????

What went wrong ???

Too easy; Dude on the tractor pulling was to busy looking at the wheels on tractor go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the tractor go round..................................................

Cool, another Michael Bay film, He always likes the Explosions, lot's of noise and fire, truly what men like....

#1 you feel bad about the food wasted in this video? Fuk me could say that about anything we see here, being bad about some shit getting destroyed ,some one getting hurt, road rage , shit lets all feel bad about it all.....

Said @ 2 500 frames a second;

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ....

looks like they got octopuss tenticles up there arse's ............

Yay for the Chuck Norris Catapilla protecting the baby wasp lava .... back of the parasitic wasp lava invaders .... Spin baby spin ...

"Get To The Choppa"..........."I'll be Back".

He walked around the hole so much that you can see that he gets dizzy when he picks up his ball....LOL.

Obviously the other guy was Hackin to get such a good score, and im sure there was some aimbot involved as well, looks like they need to have punkbuster running in the back ground to stop these sort of Hax happening.

A concerned Online Gamer...

So Fucken Funny.............. Thanks Snotr

"That's All Folks"

Must be Chuck Norris's Son to know that .................

0:06 World's most EPIC face plant..........Fucken LMFAO

Just keep clicking on it .........

My wife phoned me the other day while she was playing golf and said that she had been hit with a golf ball between the first and second hole, and i said "that doesnt leave alot room for a bandaid"......

ahh,,,, Broke Back Mountain,,, British Style,,,,,,,,,,,, luv it !!!!

I live in Australia.... We have dinosaurs everywhere here, didnt ya all know.........????

It's so true ............

Its where the lesbian dinosaur was first found .... We call it the

"LICKA-LOTTA-PUSS"

1:06 WTF !!! look of the year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well done Snotr ....

"the trolly bay must be around here somewhere ??????????"

"Lets me introduce you to my little friend"..................

Avalible at all good hardware stores

Im a huge fan of sungha jung, he does the same song here with Trace Bundy, heaps better than this version

http://youtu.be/Hjm1-fHeUQ8

Sungha Jung ,,, He's just so good

spose people have to live somewhere,,,

Seen this else where. These things KURATAS cost 1.28 million dollars.
Lots of $$$$$$$$$$

LMFAO.....................Funniest thing i have seen in a long time ......loved it ....

LMFAO............... being an aussie I can really enjoy this vid.. well done mate,time to put a couple of prawns on the bbq, drink some beers, have a surf, and dodge the white pionter sharks.... And be on the eva lookout for dropbears, as they are so deadly and fast with razor sharp claws....Fuck i love living in australia ..............

"These arnt the droids your looking for, move along"

"These arnt the droids where looking for move out !"

The force is strong in budgie's too ............

Very good.......... nice vid....

I dont think grandpa's gun would have hurt anyone, because a guy his age would only be shooting blanks....................

Sounds like a job for "CHiPs"

eggscellent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the quickest way to make fruit salad..........

Thats 1 fucked up doll ............

and all because she was running late 4 work....... STUPID DRIVER.

Interesting ..........

Nice 1 dad, your a champ, great role model for your son....

Bravo. viva la dragonfly....

Good to see the lights on and somebodys home ....

If she was a guy, i would like too see the other ball drop as well...

showed great piose and grace during routine,,, landing still needs abit of work ...
Great stuff.

Kitten wasnt freaking out,,,,it was cat speak for "bless you"

I have to go and have a wee now .......................

That was a N.I people. Negative Impact ......ROLFCOPTER

poor molly

great timing.. nice 1 kid....smack those skins....

Art for Arts sake.........Well done...

What i wanna spend my 7.5 minutes extra on Sleeping ,cause a 7.5 minute dream can seem like days.......... Cool another thing crossed of the bucket list..

T-bagging Chinese Style ............... FUCKEN LOL NUT SWING at the end..

Huston, we have successful seperation at +16 seconds.... Thunderbirds are GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant stop smiling ............... Great Stuff snotr,,,

56 seconds "Its a big arse shark on your pole baby...."
This is ANOTHER SNOTR moment......

That was PURRRRRRRRRfect timing ...... The Thunder Cats are GO !!

Some people just have some great ideas.... Fantastic !!!

Thats WAS so Fucken Awsome..........10/10

WOW looks like it came from WEST COAST CUSTOMS... I want one pleeeeez

Is it true that the human species are compelled to destroy themselves ?, after watching this video Im begining to believe it. SAD TIMES people..

Chris Kamikazi completed 41 baby windmills in 30. seconds......
Vergetta completed watching 41 baby windmills in 27.5. seconds.....
Vergetta completed writing this post in 46.3. seconds.
Just to let you know..........

and to think that all water on our planet came from comets that collided with earth during its creation......... Gota love the comets.... thankyou comets.

Those other people helping him were so nice, just the sort of people we all would like to meet on top of the mountain............great footage, well done.

In australia we call them " bullbags" been around for ages.

That was so good, Thankyou Mr/Mrs/Ms Squirrel..........ROLFSQUIRRELCOPTER

Our ability to ask "WHY", is what we as humans set us apart from all else.
Our destiny surly is beyond this planet. I hope I live long enough to see humans on mars. The future is truly FANTASTIC !!!!

Sweet, we have a baseball player and a wood cutter,2 great jobs..'LETS PLAY BALL !'

I love science stuff, more please. !!

WHY ? obviously a bob the builder fan here. LUVEN THE RUSSIAN SONG !!!!!!!!! YAY """""""""""VODKA""""""""""""

1 word 3 letter's. WOW

1:22 OHH look me find more WUBBER BANDS. me happy long time.............

I see what went wrong there. MORE SPEED NEEDED !!!!!!!!!!

I see, this is how OPTIMUS PRIME'S heart looks on the insisde ,cool.

Ahh, monkey see, monkey do........well they do !

Nice, now lets see a WINDOW LICKING video ............

#6 Yay For science

Fucken Awsome..Loved It. Well done

Guns,

why do people obsess over these things ?.
When there only purpose is to take life away.
I live in Australia and we have STRICT GUN LAWS, thank goodness for that.

Ahhhhhhhhallianz insurance time.......

that was great. well done...

Your Best Defense Against Hangovers; Dont drink too much, solved

Sweet...... I luv Bees

Thats GOTTA hurt..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He's obviously a Professional" Obviously !

Ahhh the ENERGIES of YOUTH, for us all to see. makes me tired just watching...

they were lookin for some picnic baskets, Im sure they looked like Yogi & BooBoo.

ROLFCOPTER !!!!!!!!!!!!

Im an Aussie, all I have to say is: AUSSIE,AUSSIE,AUSSIE,,,,OI,OI,OI.

loved it..

If I was there, My undies would have turned into a "shit hamick" instantly..

If he was a cat, all 9 lives are gone now. BE CAREFUL !

Makes me feel proud to be HUMAN ...
Great story.

Too much of the "C" Bomb, used in these comments.... not enjoying that... sorry.

OMG that was a POWERFUL ad..
Being a smoker myself, it brought tears to my eyes.
I now have a new reslove NOT to smoke, THANKYOU !
Again,, what a GREAT anti-smoking commercial, WELL DONE

Excellent............ !!!!!!!!!!

We cant stop time..so lets ALL enjoy life !

I would have a go,,, BUT to concerned about SHRINKAGE . looks cold, it's a guy thing...

that was so COOL

2:58 Just checking for miosture in the undies before standing up....looks like he got the all clear on that one,.

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4:30 OMG no shame !!!!!!!!!!!

Quite simply, WHAT A TOSSER. !

I know what this is, It's SUPERMAN having a SHAVE close up, go that "Man of Steal" thats one steel chin.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........

Man that SUX ................ as all vaccumes do.............. lol

the little girl is like "W.T.F ! dude............. your spittin all ova my pretty pink dress, fuck you dawg !!!!!!!!!!!!"

this is the real world people..... big muscle bound men dont sing to little girls in pretty pink dresses.............

Very Clever, enjoyed it very much well done..

reminds me of the classic joke,

Why did the PEPSI rep lose his job ?
He tested positive for COKE use.............. BUSTED. !

I dont think they were criminals, Im sure they had just watched MYTH BUSTERS
about saving fuel by driving close to the vehicle infront. the guy on the bonet was just checking how close they were so they could calculate the fuel savings.... now thats how we all can reduce our carbon footprint and save our planet...........same people are just smart,

He was angry at the end cause the sign said "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" and clearly he was on there..... yup we have to obey signs thats how we as a society work. STAY OFF THE GRASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sure the woman shook the bottle more than 3 time's after the {wee}, us guys knows what that means, A _ank indeed........

iPad,iPod,iPhone,iDiot

these are terrorists are from some poor country which cant afford planes's practicing there skills now they just jump freeballing out of the sky with bombs attatched to them .....

gotta luv the puss

Dont Female spiders EAT the males After mating ????????????????
And doesnt he shoot white sticky stuff from his wrists ????
Sounds all a bit wiered to me........He must be gay...
Equal rights for gay spiders..................

thought this wasa video about the U.S elections from the title.........