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+1 1. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video Worst Driver Ever

No. There is an old guy with the Fiat Cinquecento on youtube.
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+9 2. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video This is What Snake Venom Does to Blood

Nothing special. Looks like my wife's cooking.
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-2 3. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video How to open a coconut without any tools

#1

Rock is not a tool.
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+4 5. Xylocaine commented 8 years ago on video Father and Son watch 20ft long Great White Shark circle their boat

Here fishy fishy....here fishy fishy.....
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+4 6. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Raccoon...

So drunk, he's gonna kick the bears ass for sure...
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+4 7. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Old woman in Romania can't stop singing for a week

She is Duracell ambassador for 2015....
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+3 8. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Jet-kart

Na na na na na na na na hospitaaal....na na na na na na na na hospitaaaal...
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+2 10. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video The First Cellular Phone

#2 when did the people became dumb? When smart phones come on the market?
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+2 11. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Russian walrus ice fishing

Is he speaking Chewbaccian?
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+9 12. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video IndyCar crew member escapes serious injury in NOLA pit lane spin

Another proof, Indy drivers can't drive on wet....
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+4 13. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Transplanting Pansies

#2

Oh noooooooooooooooooooo..........Wilso...I mean pansieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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+2 14. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Mountain bike world record

Hold my beer....................36,4 km/h
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+4 15. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Ski Jump POV

Hold my beer.......
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-1 16. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Streetbike wreck sends both bikers rolling on the street

Natural selection at its best...#darwinhappy
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+8 17. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Alien Invasion

This is actually...........................................................................pure evil >:)
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+11 18. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Sauce Pasta

Give this man a cookie!
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+2 19. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"

#14 News flash: drunk driver kills a pregnant woman. So, there is a proof that this thing ''god'' exists. It wanted the woman to be dead.

I mean, it wanted to help, but thist thing ''god'' was probably busy at that time, giving aids to babies or making a baby rape to happen...

Oh, and another proof: 8y cancer sick girl saying on the interview, that ''god'' will help her get better. Well, she died a week later. So, ther's a proof.
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+1 20. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"

#11 well, at least I don´t have to talk to imaginary frends -LOL
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-1 21. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"

#1 what is god? :S
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+7 22. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Kevin Richardson playing football with wild lions

Kevin Richardson, the only man playing football with three balls!
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+20 23. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video 21 year old builds rally car that goes from 0 to 200 km/h in 7 seconds

I've built a car from Lego once...
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+3 24. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video A Marijuana Arrest

F**k America
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+2 25. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video World's 10 Humans With Real Superpowers

There can only be one Iceman.....Kimi Raikkonen
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0 26. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video The Carolina Reaper Pepper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDqUPB500A

This is the guy with balls :D
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+1 27. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Jumpy the Athletic dog

Tony Howk Howk
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-9 28. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Cyclist meets a thirsty Koala..

Cute and all...but isn't this illegal? Touching a wild koala in Australia....
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+6 29. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Mandarin Ducklings Leaping

Team Duck scores for tree jump:

5.7, 5.8, 5.6, 5.7, 5.8, 5.9
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0 30. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Canadians film their own plane crash.

I said upside down
You’re turning me
You’re giving love instinctively...
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0 31. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Crazy stuff going on Japan

So many Michael Jackson fans...

whitemasks.press
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+5 32. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video I'm singing in the rain

#2 Wtf is god?
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+3 33. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Landslide takes out old growth redwood

*drin drin*(A): ''hello, please..''
(B): ''is this Tree Huggers organisation?''
(A): ''yes, tell me what you want?''
(B): ''I've got a cry job for you...'' >:)
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+12 34. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Unlucky Pod Car Racer

It's Hamilton's fault!
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+9 35. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Dog and deer share a beautiful bond.

Ta ta tarara ta ta tara ta ta tarara...ladies and gentleman come see the wonders of the nature, half dog and half deer, 8 of them, step right in
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+38 36. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 100-Year-Old Man Shares the Secret to Happiness

+McDonalds, and he could reach 150 years.
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-5 37. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video F1 in Texas

tam tartam taratam taratam tara tam tam...
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+27 38. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Plane crash video from inside cockpit

...must...............record..............this............
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-4 39. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Angry Peregrine Falcons

Why don't you just leave them the fuck alone... :S
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+2 40. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Clever Dog

Dog breeding went wrong....well someone took home 1 specimen
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+32 41. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Near Death & Close Calls

I can see only one pixel
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+2 42. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Bulletproof Clothing

#2 Hello Switzerland :D
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+4 43. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video How Not To Perform A Back Flip

I think Russia has a new opponent now...
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+8 44. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Coke Machine Hack

They tried this with condom machine, but because this is technical college, they couldn't get laid…
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+5 45. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Quick Moves

Woooow...that's fast! Putting of the mask I mean
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+10 46. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Monty Hall Problem

What if I want to have a goat?
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+12 47. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Dead stick takeoff

Is he taking a shit? 2:15→
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+4 48. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Why is this not on the market ?

What is the name of the song? :D
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+3 49. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Kitten Jump Fail

More and more cats need to go to Flying School of Cats...
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+53 50. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Alaskan Husky Exercise Wheel

She should also start running...
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0 51. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 2011 4x4 CRASH COMPILATION

1:01 one of the big machines laid eggs
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+5 52. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers

To all who hate green; FUCK YOU !!!
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-7 53. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers

enjoying the viedo; CHECK
brilliant idea; CHECK
pressed green button; DOUBLE CHECK
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+32 54. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The helicopter arrived

Thousands of years living in the desert an still don't know how to properly build a tent... :S
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-5 55. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Crab amputates own limb

#11 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Cutting off dick after every sex?!?!
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+13 56. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Wunderland in 5 minutes

Über wunderbar!
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+5 57. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Simpsons Theme (Vocal Cover)

What's next? Batman theme from the 60's?
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+2 58. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Microwave experiment

But will it bounce or crash?
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-16 59. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video A hiking trip I would not go on!

Pussys, hooked and all...
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+18 60. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Singapore Base Jump

I jumped from my bed once...scary shit :D
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+6 62. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Need4Speed: Insight

...and we all laughed at Batman decades ago
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+2 63. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 100 Motorcycle Crashes

0:54 did he survive?
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+4 64. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Polar Bears and Dogs playing

I know why the video clip ends so quickly...didn't want to have blood on the camera... >:)
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+15 65. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Bad driving skills

Kill it before it lays eggs!
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+70 66. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Super-cat

5.7, 5.7, 5.8, 5.6, 5.8, 5.9, 5.6
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-1 67. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Two brothers restore their father's motorbike and surprise him

Dog looks so cool in the video :D
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+4 68. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Do you smoke ?

23 greenpeace members committed suicide after watching this video :D
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+9 69. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Katana VS European Longsword

@orion; swords make you deaf :D
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-7 70. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Duck Downhill Marathon

1950's video quality :D
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+1 71. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Double Decker Racing

2:08 the sound :P
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+1 72. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Winter Fails 2011

Wtf is with the bicycle in the trunk at 4:24... It's f.... snow storm outside :(|)
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+3 73. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Red Red Wine

...spill some fanta on the floor and you have a party.... :P
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+13 74. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Twingo crash

People always have fun in Croatia :D
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0 75. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.

Is this also for women's face? :D