Comments posted by Xylocaine
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2. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video This is What Snake Venom Does to Blood
Nothing special. Looks like my wife's cooking.
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3. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video How to open a coconut without any tools
#1
Rock is not a tool.
Rock is not a tool.
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4. Xylocaine commented 8 years ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.
#2 Wanker
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5. Xylocaine commented 8 years ago on video Father and Son watch 20ft long Great White Shark circle their boat
Here fishy fishy....here fishy fishy.....
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6. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Raccoon...
So drunk, he's gonna kick the bears ass for sure...
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7. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Old woman in Romania can't stop singing for a week
She is Duracell ambassador for 2015....
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9. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Slot Car Racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki. Top speed: 110mph
WTF is this....
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10. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video The First Cellular Phone
#2 when did the people became dumb? When smart phones come on the market?
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11. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Russian walrus ice fishing
Is he speaking Chewbaccian?
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12. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video IndyCar crew member escapes serious injury in NOLA pit lane spin
Another proof, Indy drivers can't drive on wet....
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13. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Transplanting Pansies
#2
Oh noooooooooooooooooooo..........Wilso...I mean pansieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh noooooooooooooooooooo..........Wilso...I mean pansieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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14. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Mountain bike world record
Hold my beer....................36,4 km/h
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15. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Ski Jump POV
Hold my beer.......
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16. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Streetbike wreck sends both bikers rolling on the street
Natural selection at its best...#darwinhappy
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17. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video Alien Invasion
This is actually...........................................................................pure evil
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18. Xylocaine commented 9 years ago on video You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Sauce Pasta
Give this man a cookie!
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19. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
#14 News flash: drunk driver kills a pregnant woman. So, there is a proof that this thing ''god'' exists. It wanted the woman to be dead.
I mean, it wanted to help, but thist thing ''god'' was probably busy at that time, giving aids to babies or making a baby rape to happen...
Oh, and another proof: 8y cancer sick girl saying on the interview, that ''god'' will help her get better. Well, she died a week later. So, ther's a proof.
I mean, it wanted to help, but thist thing ''god'' was probably busy at that time, giving aids to babies or making a baby rape to happen...
Oh, and another proof: 8y cancer sick girl saying on the interview, that ''god'' will help her get better. Well, she died a week later. So, ther's a proof.
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20. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
#11 well, at least I don´t have to talk to imaginary frends -LOL
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21. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"
#1 what is god?
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22. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video Kevin Richardson playing football with wild lions
Kevin Richardson, the only man playing football with three balls!
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23. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video 21 year old builds rally car that goes from 0 to 200 km/h in 7 seconds
I've built a car from Lego once...
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24. Xylocaine commented 10 years ago on video A Marijuana Arrest
F**k America
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25. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video World's 10 Humans With Real Superpowers
There can only be one Iceman.....Kimi Raikkonen
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26. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video The Carolina Reaper Pepper
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27. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Jumpy the Athletic dog
Tony Howk Howk
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28. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Cyclist meets a thirsty Koala..
Cute and all...but isn't this illegal? Touching a wild koala in Australia....
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29. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Mandarin Ducklings Leaping
Team Duck scores for tree jump:
5.7, 5.8, 5.6, 5.7, 5.8, 5.9
5.7, 5.8, 5.6, 5.7, 5.8, 5.9
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30. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Canadians film their own plane crash.
I said upside down
You’re turning me
You’re giving love instinctively...
You’re turning me
You’re giving love instinctively...
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31. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Crazy stuff going on Japan
So many Michael Jackson fans...
whitemasks.press
whitemasks.press
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32. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video I'm singing in the rain
#2 Wtf is god?
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33. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Landslide takes out old growth redwood
*drin drin*(A): ''hello, please..''
(B): ''is this Tree Huggers organisation?''
(A): ''yes, tell me what you want?''
(B): ''I've got a cry job for you...''
(B): ''is this Tree Huggers organisation?''
(A): ''yes, tell me what you want?''
(B): ''I've got a cry job for you...''
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34. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Unlucky Pod Car Racer
It's Hamilton's fault!
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35. Xylocaine commented 11 years ago on video Dog and deer share a beautiful bond.
Ta ta tarara ta ta tara ta ta tarara...ladies and gentleman come see the wonders of the nature, half dog and half deer, 8 of them, step right in
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36. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 100-Year-Old Man Shares the Secret to Happiness
+McDonalds, and he could reach 150 years.
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37. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video F1 in Texas
tam tartam taratam taratam tara tam tam...
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38. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Plane crash video from inside cockpit
...must...............record..............this............
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39. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Angry Peregrine Falcons
Why don't you just leave them the fuck alone...
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40. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Clever Dog
Dog breeding went wrong....well someone took home 1 specimen
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41. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Near Death & Close Calls
I can see only one pixel
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42. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Bulletproof Clothing
#2 Hello Switzerland
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43. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video How Not To Perform A Back Flip
I think Russia has a new opponent now...
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44. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Coke Machine Hack
They tried this with condom machine, but because this is technical college, they couldn't get laid…
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45. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Quick Moves
Woooow...that's fast! Putting of the mask I mean
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46. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Monty Hall Problem
What if I want to have a goat?
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47. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Dead stick takeoff
Is he taking a shit? 2:15→
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48. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Why is this not on the market ?
What is the name of the song?
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49. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Kitten Jump Fail
More and more cats need to go to Flying School of Cats...
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50. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Alaskan Husky Exercise Wheel
She should also start running...
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51. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 2011 4x4 CRASH COMPILATION
1:01 one of the big machines laid eggs
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52. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers
To all who hate green; FUCK YOU !!!
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53. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers
enjoying the viedo; CHECK
brilliant idea; CHECK
pressed green button; DOUBLE CHECK
brilliant idea; CHECK
pressed green button; DOUBLE CHECK
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54. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The helicopter arrived
Thousands of years living in the desert an still don't know how to properly build a tent...
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55. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Crab amputates own limb
#11 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Cutting off dick after every sex?!?!
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56. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Wunderland in 5 minutes
Über wunderbar!
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57. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Simpsons Theme (Vocal Cover)
What's next? Batman theme from the 60's?
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58. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video The Microwave experiment
But will it bounce or crash?
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59. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video A hiking trip I would not go on!
Pussys, hooked and all...
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60. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Singapore Base Jump
I jumped from my bed once...scary shit
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61. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video What is nothing?
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62. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Need4Speed: Insight
...and we all laughed at Batman decades ago
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63. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video 100 Motorcycle Crashes
0:54 did he survive?
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64. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Polar Bears and Dogs playing
I know why the video clip ends so quickly...didn't want to have blood on the camera...
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65. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Bad driving skills
Kill it before it lays eggs!
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67. Xylocaine commented 12 years ago on video Two brothers restore their father's motorbike and surprise him
Dog looks so cool in the video
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68. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Do you smoke ?
23 greenpeace members committed suicide after watching this video
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69. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Japanese Katana VS European Longsword
@orion; swords make you deaf
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70. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Duck Downhill Marathon
1950's video quality
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71. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Double Decker Racing
2:08 the sound
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72. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Winter Fails 2011
Wtf is with the bicycle in the trunk at 4:24... It's f.... snow storm outside
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73. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Red Red Wine
...spill some fanta on the floor and you have a party....
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74. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Twingo crash
People always have fun in Croatia
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75. Xylocaine commented 13 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.
Is this also for women's face?
+1 1. Xylocaine commented 7 years ago on video Worst Driver Ever