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2. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video Weirdest dog scream you'll ever hear
shoot it! before it breeds and makes more!
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3. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video How To Feed the Homeless
'cept now, these two homeless guys will hang around everyday, bugging your customers and expect free food.
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4. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video Anchors have a difficulty pronouncing a man's name.
I think that dope smoking drunk is my new hero!
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5. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video Drugwar
They won't legalize it, because they can't control it. Most people can't easily grow tobacco, or make booze, but anyone can grow weed. It's not hard and doesn't require a lot of money to do it. If weed was legal, people would just grow it themselves, and cut out the government altogether.
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6. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video 13-meter Axe Prank
Man, that's like a $300 axe!
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7. cripplecog commented 12 years ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast
That is a bit careless, prolly real fun, but destructive!!
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8. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Do you smoke ?
#19 if it would have been a "redneck" that truck would have gotten the back glass blown out in a rain of bullets.
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9. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Somewhere in Thailand ...
I like how the ref kept picking up the guy in yellow and pushing him back into the other guys.
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10. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Most beautiful present in the world ...
Damn! That got me all watery!
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11. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Korean Grocery Store Uses Clever Marketing Campaign
#2 I would imagine they pay for the space, just like any billboard typ add, placing it in such a large scale allows people to get a feel for what they are buying (i.e. the prints are life size) The placement also allows for people to shop while they are on the move.
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12. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Gator Feeding Frenzy
Must be part of some breeding facility. You don't see that many gators in one area unless they are forced there or there is some strange over abundance of food.
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13. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Hand transplant
This is why I am a donor.
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14. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video No more skinned knees!
Cool!....and how much is it? I don't think I want to buy a $300 "gyro-wheel" to teach my kid to ride a $30 bike. usually a kid who catches their balance once on a bike, never needs help again. It's really cool, but I think it would be better suited for, maybe children who have some sort of "condition" which makes riding unassisted impossable. Not downing the product, just questioning the trget.
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15. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Midnight pizza thief
I need to make my dog watch this. She would have taken EVERYTHING in the fridge and shredded it in the floor.
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16. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Ninja jumps
Rolling doesn't do any good when you're jumoing streight down.
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17. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Individuals from Sudan are brought to the USA, cultural differences emerge.
Show these guys in a year.
Spedner - Lighten the fuck up.
Spedner - Lighten the fuck up.
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18. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Weird moves ...
Karma strikes again!!!
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19. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Chimpanzee Problem Solving By Cooperation
Dude! if you would stop putting my food under these damn rocks, I wouldn't need your help. NOW PULL!
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20. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Best Tool Chest Ever
I'd be too lazy to ever get everything back in the right place.
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21. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video VW Testing
My cars never last when I drive them like that.......but I do it anyway.
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22. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Who defends the rights of animals?
@21 There is a huge difference! Zoos are meant for enjoyment of people while providing a place for the animals to be protected, cared for, and observed. Meat farms are meant to produce food, and not all of them are like the ones shown on the video that's all over the web. Most, in fact, are very clean and very human. Egg farms produce eggs, not pets. If all meat production farms practiced true free range grazing, no one could afford to eat beef or eggs or chicken or pork or drink milk. Land prices would go up because farms would be buying up everything in sight. These poor creatures in this zoo have simply been ignored and forgotten. If someone would just spend a little time making calls, thet could most likely find zoos, game preserves and even privat collectors for most, if not all of these animals.
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23. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Impressive Gay Marriage Speech
There is no proof that same sex couples cannot raise a child. There is, however, plenty of cases where "normal" couples seem to do everything in their power to mess their children up.......think about it.
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24. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Cat Meets Fox
That fox was used to people and most likely been around that cat before. There were way to many camera angles. A wild fox wouldn't let someone get that close if it hadn't had contact before.
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25. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Damaged TV Prank
He was really calm, to be very upset. I would have started screaming at the guy and denouncing God and stuff. @17 Yeah, $800 aint no drop in the bucket for me either!
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26. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Almost lethal fail
Nobody thought to maybe get on the end? Instead of 2ft from her launch point? I hope she wasn't hurt to badly, but I always find it ironic when accidents happen a church type events.
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27. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video How to really erase a CD..
drop it in Xylene.
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28. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The last free people on this planet
It's a double sided blade. I knew an art gallery owner who used to send guys into South America to trade t-shirts and plastic buckets to villagers for woven baskets and clay pots. He got in a lot of trouble for it from the government. But the villagers complained when they couldn't get any more buckets. The fact is, they were tired as hell of having to weave baskets and make clay pots. A plastic bucket replaces both of those things and doesn't break when you drop it.
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29. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video why burgers looks so good at the pictures
WHAT?!?!?!?!? You mean to tell me that advertisers lie to us??!!?!
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30. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.
That was stupid.........and when I get home from work I'm most likely gonna try it........
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31. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Faceplant
I just use the stairs.........
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32. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Tanker Truck Fire
But the truck was NOT on fire. He moves the truck away from the flames. You can clearly see that when he drives away, the tanker is smoking hot, but the flames stay behind. EVEN if (as many of you assume) he was careless and and caused the accident, he still cot in a truck that could have blown up at any sec and did what he could to get it away before making a bad deal a lot worse.
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33. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video What door ?
Why the hell would you build shit like that?
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34. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Player has issues dressing himself
The damn thing had forty holes in it!
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35. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The Paintings of Holton Rower
It's all art.
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36. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Backyard Rocket Ship Treehouse
It's a hunting stand. Most people would call it a deer stand.
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37. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Ski Lift Fail
Why not just make it more like a normal seat???
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38. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Chinese Toddlers Play On Big Guitars
Did you see that one kid screw up? No? Cuz if he did he would have gotten the ever loving shit beat out of him. You can train kids to do anything, it doesn't mean they are enjoying it.
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39. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Extreme Underwater Ice Hockey
The goofiest part is the people standing ON the ice watching it on TV.
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40. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Truck crossing a river
aaaah! but are they insured?
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41. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The Soda Prank
#10 what the hell are you talking about?
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42. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Man climbs up a 40 metre tree
If I had to do 1/4 of that, I'd never eat honey again.
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43. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Trampoline Dog
The neighbors probably don't think it's all that cool!
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44. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video A shiny smile
#15 Yeah, he was just holding a damn light in his mouth.
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45. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Funny or Annoying Beatboxer
It would be funny and cool at first. After a short time I'd have to tell him to knock it off, or I'd kick his ass.
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46. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Video Game Foods
Well, they did not even adress the topic they had talked about! If they wanted to test it, they would have beat the crap out of those guys, fed one and not the other, then see who felt better faster! Every body knows eating makes you feel beter when your drunk! That's why Taco Bell stays open all damn night! WTF
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47. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Science of love
They could just ask me.
I like to eat when I'm hungry, and snuggle when I'm not.
I like to eat when I'm hungry, and snuggle when I'm not.
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48. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Smart police officer nearly kills himself
O.K. facts about this one
#1 The guy was a fucking dumbass for jumping off the damn bridge.
#2 Bench warrants aren't worth running for.
#3 Fat cops will always over react.
#4 Fat cops are always assholes.
This was a simple case of "bloated object meets ignorant force"
#1 The guy was a fucking dumbass for jumping off the damn bridge.
#2 Bench warrants aren't worth running for.
#3 Fat cops will always over react.
#4 Fat cops are always assholes.
This was a simple case of "bloated object meets ignorant force"
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49. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Winter Fails 2011
stay home.
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50. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Don't bully animals...
The circle of life! Asshole dads have asshole children. Can't really fault the kid for being raised that way. He doesn't know any better. Now the kid DID learn something, next time he won't hit it in the head with his hand. Next time he'll use a stick and the poor reptile will die. Some people should not be allowed to breed, not because the kids will be born stupid, but because the parents will MAKE them that way.
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51. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Bollywood Action Film
SOOOooooOO...If the Teminator, Neo, the Predator, and Godzilla were all the same being, this skunk headed guy would still kick it's ass! Seems to me like, when they make an action film they don't screw around! bad CGI or not!
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52. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Gary McKinnon - Hacker
#16 I think, maybe, you misunderstood what I was saying. At least I hope you did.
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53. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Feeding wild baby birds
So much for all babies being cute!! Those tongues looked like salamander heads.
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54. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Rally Car Flies Into Trees
"NO!!! Your other right!!"
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55. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Houston Metro Rail
???? STOP PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF THE DAMN THING!!!!
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56. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Gary McKinnon - Hacker
Yeah, he should be locked up. He knew what he doing and did it anyway. Should we hire bank robbers as security guards?
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57. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video MMA Fighter Doesn't Feel Well
You see a guy almost get yacked on when he does it the second time. It looks like he might be coming to clean it up, then back pedals when he starts again!
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58. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The boxer
SooOOOOooo...was the cocky guy suposed to be somebody? Other then just a pompous prick, I mean?
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59. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Referee's get K'O
I think #5 was just trying to be P.C. and not use a term someone may feel is out of line. AND there are plenty of black people in Cuba. The term would be "afro-Cuban" and NO that is not a racist term.
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60. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Woman at the Car Wash FAIL
I found my car for the Zombie Apocalypse. That 300 just bitch slapped those other two cars!
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61. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Time lapse of a baby playing
#6 You see one of the parents in the middle, and you can see shadows of people going back and forth at the top of the screen. At 9 months they will let you know when they need something!
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62. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Demonic Dog Hates The Remote
He hates the remote because every time they use it, they stop paying attention to him.
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63. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Hybrid Assistive Limb from Cyberdyne
Ha, soup it up, turbo the gyros, set on high!!! Then strap it to that old ass guy!!! "Look, momma, I'm a goin' fast!"
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64. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Awesome milk trick!
Well, I'm inspired!
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65. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Buy American
The quality of SOME American made goods is poor because the manufactures have to compete with imports that use slave like labor. And as SOME people from other countries dog the U.S. about trivial shit, keep in mind how fast the U.S. is willing to put American lives on the line to protect other countries in times of trouble. I'm not saying it's always right. And don't start about the sweat shop crap either, they exist in countries that allow them to be there.
Any way...... That shit was funny and I love Family Guy.
Any way...... That shit was funny and I love Family Guy.
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66. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video AK-47 Fail
What's funny is that the AK-47 is a very dependable gun!
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67. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House
This kind of thing happens all the time, people find a baby coon(the mother being hit by a car/trapped/shot/whatever) so they do the kind thing and take care of it. I've done it before with a coon, and also a couple of flying squirrels. The trick is you have to treat them like livestock and not like a pet. Don't pet them and snuggle with them, just feed and walk away. You even kinda half to be sort of mean so when you release them back into the wild they don't just go to someone elses house for a hand put.
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68. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Parking Solution
Meant to hit the break then panicked, and snowballed from there?
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69. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Poor Sport Helps A Strong Finish
If you notice, they are both running in the same lane, but either way, in order for you to cut some one off, you have to get in front of them first, to get in front you have to be faster. He was getting his ass smoked and couldn't handle it.....or he just realized that was the guy who slept with his mom.
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70. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Boy Locked In Safe Rescued
The kid didn't even look upset. He was just looking up at them like "What?"
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71. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Top 20 Gymnastics Fails
.............Damn.............
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72. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Lion Tries To Eat Kid at Zoo
There are some tigers at a zoo near where I live that do the same thing and every one thinks it's so cute. If they only knew what those cats are really thinking.......
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73. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Evil Hamster
So used to seeing them in cages, I forget that they do live in the wild. (Dumb, I know) He wasn't even being defensive, he was just plan pissed.
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74. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Buggy on a Frozen Lake
and it's over! Just like that.
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75. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video World's youngest transexual
"Hey, your kinda cute, how would AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO NNNOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY!!!!!"
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76. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Do you own (stuff made by) slaves?
Yes, I buy the end product. I can go to Wal-Mart and say "I want slave free products" and they will look at me as if I'm stupid(and I would be) and throw me out of the store. Why do we get the guilt trip if we are not the ones enslaving anyone? Wouldn't the blame fall on the shoulders of those piss poor governments that allow it to happen? Don't wait till it gets to the end of the line and the say I'm the bad guy.
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77. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit
All I saw was the perfect oportunity to robe a bank!
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78. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Marines' Silent Drill with an Oops
Never really got how all that would be used in a combat situation.
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79. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Home Made Turbo Jet
O.K. soooooo what was in the bucket under the thing? Was that fuel? An open container of fuel two feet from all that glowing metal and fire? or was that something else?
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80. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Accident during circus
I wonder if any insurance agency would even cover people who did that for a living.
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81. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Crappy Ambulance
Talk about having a bad day! If they would have had a Rhino liner that would not have happened!
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82. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video FD contest
Not to say that wasn't impressive, but do it with all the Fire Department gear on.
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83. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video grandma' s laptop
Baked??? Really???
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84. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects
HOLY CRAP that was funny! I laughed and then had flashbacks!!
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85. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Schwarzenegger you are a creepy man.
Japanese advertising is wierd anyway. I guess I'd feel that way about American advertising if I was Japanese. It just always seems so chaotic.
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86. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Bicycle Dismount Fail
Did he cut his face?!?
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87. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Tech Support
I do things like that when the tele-marketers call, they get really pissy.
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88. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Citroen + Ferrari = Citrorrari
How do you insure it?
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89. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Never Say No To Panda
#1 You better buy his cheese!
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90. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Newt
It's strange that it really kills the frog, in the end the frogs will never stop eating them because they will not survive to learn from it. I guess if it was another kind of critter with teeth they would just both die.
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91. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The victim of wild dogs
Cool looking dogs, pretty smart too!
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92. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video What you got there...
Do they do this in the wild? Or maybe it's not getting something in it's diet. Either way that's messed up!
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93. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Possibly the largest spider web in the world.
If it's catchin' skeeters, I'm all for it!!!
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94. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Great White Sharks Devour A Whale Carcass
I'm all for research and science, but that's just nasty!
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95. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The Attack of the Jumping Asian Carp
I saw like 12 just jump in the boat! Also, I don't think many people eat Asian Carp, I may be thinking of another type of carp, but whats the point anyway?
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96. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Leopard Kills Baboon Protects Baby
We had a Doberman once that nursed rabbits. It would have been intersting had she been lactating(the cat, that is)
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97. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Giant Gippsland Earthworm
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
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98. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Bull Breaks Fence and Escapes
RUN MY BOVINE BROTHER!!!!, and take some of those bastards out along the way!!!
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99. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video who's afraid of a big bad wolf?
Looked like Sheperds to me.....
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100. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Lions attack
" Hey, Bill, Let's get some lions!"
"What are lions, Ted?"
"I think they are like big kittens"
"Cool! What are we going to do with them?"
" I don't know, how about poke them in the face with stuff, and get all shocked when it pisses them off!!"
"Great idea!!"
"What are lions, Ted?"
"I think they are like big kittens"
"Cool! What are we going to do with them?"
" I don't know, how about poke them in the face with stuff, and get all shocked when it pisses them off!!"
"Great idea!!"
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101. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video When Deer Attack
Not that easy to break a deers leg. I hit one in a truck 10 years ago, totaled the truck, the deer got up and ran away. I'm sure he was hurt but he ran away. They look frail but they are not.
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102. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video How To Catch An Owl
They were probably tagging it or something. Notice he's pretty carefull when he scoops it.
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103. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Airbus A319 & Car
I would assume the car was not in working condition, simply because it would be cheaper. You also would not want to do this with a running car. Fuel tank, sparks, massive wind blowing ignited gas all over the place.
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104. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Newsman finds politician's name funny
The Indian comment???? Really? Did he loose his job?
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105. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Biggest toy car circuit ever...
Sure it's fake, and edited, but stil neat to watch. One take and only the car's momentum? thet would be cool.
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106. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Person swapping experiment
I think some of the people realize something is not right. They just second guess themselves
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107. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Maradona fighting
So who was he mad at?
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108. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video 15 brick elbow break
Not really bricks,though. Not saying I could do it, but have you ever dropped one of those things? They break pretty easily. Again, not saying I could do it.
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109. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video urban freestyler - free climbing
Yeah, but how are their math skills?
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110. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Japan National team vs 100 kids
There's just so many! Thank can't just rush in like in a regular game without killing on of them!
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111. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Psycho Skater
Nice, saw some things I haven't seen before. Wish it gave a name.
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112. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Wrong Turn
and to think a couple of orange cones would have stopped all that!
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113. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Bad idea to park your Van behind an Airbus
Well, that was cool
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114. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Guy walks into traffic...
You can see the other cars getting over to avoid him, I see people to this kind of crap all the time. Walking in the middle of the street in slower moving traffic. They do it to prove you won't hit them, sort of an intimidation thing. I hope that guy never walks again.
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115. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video The Sarcastic Fringehead
I still think it's amazing how many different thing live in the sea. You can look at stuff every day and always see something cool. I wonder if these are available in the pet trade.
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116. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Load Fail
Yeah, the ramp was the main problem here.
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117. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Woman Survives Car Crash in Russia
@# 28 Damn skippy!!!
and stay out of the ocean, cuz with odds like that you don't stand a chance!
and stay out of the ocean, cuz with odds like that you don't stand a chance!
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118. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Engine Swapping
More like a prank or something, there would have been no reason for the bumper and stuff to fall off.
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119. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Crash Accident Of Car And Scooter On Highway, Hong Kong
if he could have hung on he would have rode it out!
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120. cripplecog commented 13 years ago on video towing......
O.K. first off we tow like this all the time, sometimes a tow truck is not a viable solution. Second don't let the goober driving do 90mph, you can do this by using the brake. When you use this method of towing the car being towed is used to stop the car doing the towing. This keeps the line/chain/rope/cable tight. Third, don't be a dumb ass. Think about what you are doing and realize you can kill someone when you make a mistake.
0 1. cripplecog commented 11 years ago on video Coca-Cola Security Cams