A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

'What are you going to do?', the homeowner asks.

'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.'

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.

'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'

#1 actually this was a cool kitten burnout.

Squirreltastic! Use it to produce energy!

I bet that thing can climb trees.

Honestly, compared to FPSRussia this guy is at least very creative and ingenious! Keep these awesome slingshots coming! Love it!

This must be fake, it's his girlfried in a dog costume.

Damn, these fails get nastier every month!

So glad this actually made it to snotr!

Birdbox and beatbox, that was awesome!

The richest person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.

That face is just PRICELESS

Thanks uploader, you made my day!

Awesome performance, watch how all cars slow down when they hear him

Not a single scratch! Awesome

And I thought I have a good job....

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."

"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."

"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."

"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.

"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."

One wolf marks his territory right away in front of her at 1:03

Pencils and spiral note pads - $5
Ordinary small desk - $20
Skill to draw amazing optical illusion that gets posted on snotr - PRICELESS.

That thing is faster than my internet connection

Proud to be German!

#3 as long as money rules the world, nothing will change in this regard.

#1 Compared to us humans, actually dolphins miss a few things.

They live in peace without atomic bombs,
they don't pollute the whole planet,
they don't kill themselves in their greed.

They are the superior race.

iphone or not, that was so f-ing awesome! If I had a projector like this I'd play with it the whole day!

Thanks submitter!

Ninja-Cat,
Ninja-Cat,
Does whatever
A Ninja-Cat does.

Give her more balloons!

#3 What you feel after smoking a cigarette, is how non-smokers feel the whole day. Smoking does not give you anything. It takes something from you. It makes you miss and demand more and more. Smoking is actually one of the worst addictions that exist.

It is ridiculous how smokers can like that. But what's even worse is, that many smokers do not even care of their passive-smoking children and their environment. I hate to watch them spread their rubbish all over the cities.

That is pure skill. I am a Cessna pilot and

I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

That must have been the most intense heartbeats in his entire life.
If I was the guy, I'd simply leg it with my pants filled.

Remembers me of the old school days back in the late 90's where you could create your own ringtones out of a sequence of button presses. That was great!

This is awesome. I'd SO break all my bones at the first jump. But anyway, I got a nice POV without any risk! Thanks Snotr!

I hate war.

After all that bullying by the I was hoping that the (cat) bit**slaps the in the face =>

Teacher: Where have you been yesterday?
Girl: I was flying supersonic with our transforming jet dishwasher to bring my mother's coffee mug that she forgot at home in the morning. I lost my homework in the turkish canyons btw.
Teacher: Sure and I am Santa Claus.

Stop Motion at its best !

Pornstache!

0:25 techno viking move at the right

Anyone care to translate?

Snotr is getting better and better! Love it! Keep up the great work!

Why is the world so addicted to money?

1. I read #2's comment and I was like
2. I checked who is the video submitter, then I was like

3. Who cares, snotr is still awesome!

Splish splash I was taking a bath!

Now call the ambulance

#8 that was a dead link!

That guy has just awesome skills. Nuff said.

One word:

SKILL.

#1 #2 well whatever, it's a 100% win! (Look at the score!)

Photography not allowed, that'll somewhat destroy the illusions!

This guy certainly does not need a pooter

Wow that's awesome!

Now let's see the same with a porcelain store and the giant slingshot
http://www.snotr.com/video/9041/Giant_slingshot_insanity

That flame-bursting balloon at the end was simply one of the most amazing things I have ever seen on snotr.

#1 Let me explain by using the banana space bar example 00:08:

When Makey makey detects even very small electric current flows through its button terminals, it forwards a defined keystroke to the computer. Actually it is a very sensitive USB keyboard. The electric circuit is closed on this way: Alligator clip - hand - banana - alligator clip. There are just a few microamps (you don't notice that very small current at all) flowing that are enough to detect the "button press".

If you look closely, you will see that all example applications need ground wires at the "earth" patch for closing the electric circuit:

play-doh gamepad: wristband
pac man pencil joystick: wire held by left hand (probably), pencil lines are graphite, which is conductive
dance dance buckets: all buckets are wired, other thin wire is held in right hand
piano stairs: no idea from this perspective
banana piano: black wire held in left hand
human synth: wires held in hands
cat photo booth: wire in water bucket

Btw: Cat flooded the cat photo booth: 1:13

I'm getting sea sick just from watching this !

"I am a python, you, alligator will be assimilated. I will add your biological distinctiveness to my own. Resistance is futile."

Barracuda: Yay, lucky me, just escaped from that great white shark. Uhm, where am I? Doh!

That must be Mrs. Lecter!

This guy is awesome! Well, his 'handicap' is even an advantage when it comes to downhill skating since his center of gravity is way deeper. I am absolutely sure if he got some braking gloves he would beat those guys with ease: http://www.snotr.com/video/1619

This robot picks up the frozen poop from the ISS so it does not destroy satellites.

I want this camera !

3:18 WTF, my dirty mind tricks me even in science videos !

1:10 that's the most hilarious humping move I've ever seen in my life

That was hilarious! Reminds me of The Gauntlet Challenge. Need Milk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Ww2D4a3IM&feature=channel_video_title

I saw butts and boobs, so this vid is a thumbs-up!

click here 0:50 2:11

#8 your dog asks for permission? Smart dog!

Let the whales alone!

I bet she's throwing away lots of food so the wild animals keep coming to her.

That guy got (base)balls!

As usual, that guy somewhat beats FPSRussia in style. Nice vid but I was rather thrilled by the gatling gun like slingshot in the intro!
Looked it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtHtPK2MH8
Enjoy!

That sad eyes of that poor creature made me almost cry, hope that this dog gets a nice home! It deserves it.

#7 it's C-3PO btw!

After that, Brandon is getting laid for sure.

I was drinking while whatching this vid and I gotta clean my computer now.

Welcome to Germany. FYI: This ride is turbocharged, it's no stock GSX-R 1000.

It seems that I am the only one who is afraid of flying! Flying straight into a hurrycane - that would be hell for me!

Even as a hardcore snotr user, this is a bit too nerdy IMO.

Fpsrussia is some crazy badass.

I bet he is single because he does not speak the language of love

It seems it is so easy to paint with coffee because she looks quite bored.
Anyways, nice picture.