Comments posted by JayK
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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment JayK 333 days ago on video Amazing dog
I bet the dog ran head first into the fence a few times. I'd love to see a vid of that.
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3. JayK 1 year ago on video meet the dance assassin
The kid doesn't even get a dance, just gets shouted at 
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4. JayK 2 years ago on video Polish car tuning
That car just stole itself.
I guess that's what happens when you add a black bonnet.
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5. JayK 2 years ago on video My voice is higher than your voice!
The fact that it degenerates into a screaming match is classic
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6. JayK 2 years ago on video The machine is using us
Copyright will be gone, so people will create for the good of the People?
Communism, anyone?
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7. JayK 2 years ago on video Toll road accident
Obviously the right think to do would have been for everyone to get out of their cars and run around on the highway. Maybe try to stop cars on the other side to get MORE help.
The crashed car hit the booth at top speed, the booth stayed solid and then the car exploded. What do you want to accept he's dead immediately? A comet?
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9. JayK 2 years ago on video 4 hands 1 guitar
Guy wolf-whistles at the start still amused my a boy and a girl touching.
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10. Comment rated too low. Show this comment JayK 2 years ago on video Smart Birds
I'm starting to think Attenborough makes this shit up. He's just so much better than everyone else that I'm starting to wonder.
#(removed comment) is probably right though. A lot of this is editing.
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11. JayK 2 years ago on video Cool mayor
Whatever about the 30 years as mayor, but she's damned sharp for 88 years old. Not to mention most 86 year olds don't do too well if they're hit by a truck.
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13. JayK 2 years ago on video Life in quarantine
Awesome video. Kinda makes me want to give him typhus.
Also his right eye is bigger than his left one.
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15. JayK 2 years ago on video Police chase ends in beat-down
NO ONE ELSE thinks they should have beaten that scumbag to death? You're actually more worried about the police giving him a well-deserved kicking than a criminal in a car chase trying to kill an officer? I wonder about the world sometimes.
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16. JayK 2 years ago on video Raptor Devours Cheerleader
I love the way the camera cuts away as if something terrible has happened and the director doesn't have time to react
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment JayK 2 years ago on video Getting thru a traffic jam
Might be a slick of ice pooled at the side of the road. If the wheels on the right-hand side of the car hit the ice but left-side didn't then any action would cause a spin-out.
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18. JayK 2 years ago on video Helping Hands with Capuchin Monkeys
1:00
Does that wheelchair guy have a massive erection?
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19. JayK 2 years ago on video Breast Education: 1950's Sex Ed Parody
#7
"Chauvinistic" seems to have been the intended result. That was the highlight of the clip for me though.
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20. JayK 2 years ago on video Brand new asphalt in Bosnia
Have you ever smelled fresh asphalt? You shouldn't NEED a sign.
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23. JayK 2 years ago on video Pregnancy Test Fail
She's pretty hot.
What was the rest of the video about?
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24. JayK 2 years ago on video Neo vs. Luke Skywalker
'Ckan, i am your father'. Not the same ring.
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25. JayK 2 years ago on video Great motorcycle save (2)
This is already in the 'la chance' video on here.
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26. JayK 2 years ago on video Cat on roomba bitch-slapping a dog
#13
"Self aware" vacuum cleaners? I didn't no AI had come that far. Let alone in vacuum cleaners. New Will Smith movie; "I, Vacuum Cleaner".
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27. JayK 2 years ago on video Papercraft
First off give up your friends and sever all contact with the opposite sex.
Cool though...
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28. JayK 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)
It's possible to disable "handling mode" and enter "top speed mode", where
"... the car sinks down even lower on its suspension, until ground clearance has been reduced to a mere 2.6 inches in front and 2.8 in the rear. This setup also causes the front underbody flaps to close and the rear spoiler and wing to retract, although the wing remains tilted out of the body at a slight two-degree angle. These changes reduce the car's drag coefficient from 0.41 to 0.36, and they reduce the peak downforce from 770 to 120 pounds."
http://www.bugattipage.com/ride.htm
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30. JayK 2 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody
Seems the guy who put it together is Georgian, dojng his bit to advertise his country. His name is Giorgi after all.
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31. JayK 2 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall
#4
I think he says; "Is it just a nosebleed? ... Oh thank fuck".
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32. Comment rated too low. Show this comment JayK 2 years ago on video SNL - Digital Short - Shy Ronnie
Kevin from Enfield and Chums, anyone?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/19/article-1122227-002DF46500000258-446_468x340.jpg
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33. JayK 2 years ago on video Tribute
Especially because he's still alive. 
What was the point of this video?
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35. JayK 2 years ago on video Better Together
All the one shot too. Took a bit of practice I'd say.
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36. JayK 2 years ago on video US Special Forces Hostage Rescue
Tell the army I'll buy them a camera if they need one.
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment JayK 2 years ago on video THE Epic faceplant compilation
"Epic faceplant compilation" starts with a guy falling on his back. Fail
I wanna try 01:05 though.
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38. JayK 2 years ago on video Make an invisible bottle!
It looks like the glycerin bottle just appears "wider" because of the refraction. You can see the edges of the bottle beside the edges of the glass.
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40. JayK 2 years ago on video What National Geographic doesn't show you
For some reason I really wanted him to swim away.
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41. JayK 2 years ago on video Cat attacks breakdancer
We've all seen how far a kid can fly when they get kicked by a breakdancer, no reason a cat couldn't get airborne.
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42. JayK 2 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round
Pulling serious Gs in a kids playground. You know you would.
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44. JayK 2 years ago on video Sliding
I suppose it cuts out the middleman if you start out sliding on your face.
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47. JayK 3 years ago on video Is That a Gun in Your Pants
#14
This is my rifle and this is my gun?
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1. JayK 42 days ago on video Nipwitz - Sarajevo
Conditions are described as changeable though, so its recommended you bring enough food to last 4 years..