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2. chronic 22 days ago on video Quadrotor Machine Gun
It looks like bullshit. If he's going to try and fake something, at least make it look good.
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3. chronic 32 days ago on video Power Workout
#3 I dont know where you got the inmate idea from but...
http://www.dnainfo.com/20100507/manhattan/who-needs-gym-bar-starz-use-downtown-park-for-extreme-workouts
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4. chronic 69 days ago on video Awesome X
We've seen sooo many Fail compilations, its time we see the good stuff
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5. chronic 82 days ago on video Fort Steuben Bridge Demolition
Now they have to pick up all the pieces out of the water 
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6. chronic 93 days ago on video Micro Machine Manufacturing
next thing u no, skynet will take over 
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7. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 127 days ago on video Arrow to the knee
I used to do this, until i took a sword in the gut
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8. chronic 128 days ago on video I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present PART 2
3:55 Trolling at such an early age
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10. chronic 173 days ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011
As usual no decline in skateboard accidents...
But i still love watching 'em
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13. chronic 192 days ago on video How to not escapce from parking service
What if its not his car(stolen)? 
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14. chronic 193 days ago on video Kenya & Somalia: Why do we have to wait for a crisis?
#1 Fishing off the coast of Somalia is extremely dangerous because of the amount of toxic and radioactive waste that's been dumped there. Corrupt officials are being paid by companies, from as little as $8 per tonne, to allow this practice.
Here's where the pirates come in. Some of these pirates have been trying to discourage other ships from overfishing and dumping waste in the area. I say some because the rest are there only to profit from the MASSIVE ransom that's being paid for these ships. What the news doesn't tell you is what they were doing there in the first place.
There are sooooooo many problems afflicting the Horn of Africa but i believe that if you solve the problem at the very TOP, the government VS the rebels, that the rest can be solved much more efficiently and quickly.
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15. chronic 206 days ago on video How to break up the party of someone
What i cant believe is that he kept his drink from spilling 
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18. chronic 285 days ago on video Guy falls off building during marriage proposal
a VIRAL aD for some mineral water
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19. chronic 293 days ago on video Playing Chicken with a Crocodile
#1 Just post first and ur wish will come true
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21. chronic 326 days ago on video Top 10 - People You Hope Never Reproduce
The last one was the best
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23. chronic 1 year ago on video Upgrading through every version of Microsoft Windows
6:36 "twatface"
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27. chronic 1 year ago on video Car vs Icy Hill
Now i know why they say never "Lock the wheels when braking"
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 1 year ago on video Pepsi MAX - Display King
Pepsi over Coke any day for me.
Even 'snoopy' Agrees
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30. chronic 1 year ago on video Crazy .50 caliber William Tell
A guy named Hunter with a sniper rifle...
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31. chronic 1 year ago on video Bullet Time Marriage Proposal
Thats a story you'll be telling your grandchildren
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35. chronic 1 year ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet
How the hell do you control something like that!!
the dude must be a pro
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Will it blend? Old Spice
Im hung like a horse
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38. chronic 2 years ago on video Fail Compilation September 2010
Newsreader without trousers!!! classic
Shame it wasnt a chick
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39. chronic 2 years ago on video optical illusion to slow down drivers
Not really effective after you've gone over it once
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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video assembling and disassembling a car in 4 minutes
Why didnt they just get 1 asian guy
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43. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Amazing crash
Lets just hope his insurance can cover that
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44. chronic 2 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome
Imagine waking up and talking like B.A. Baracus
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46. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car
the beginnings of a mob
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47. chronic 2 years ago on video Snickers Commercial: Road Trip
what happens if you give one to a Gremlin
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48. chronic 2 years ago on video Penguins chasing a butterfly
If my food was flying around like that, i'd be going mad aswell
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49. chronic 2 years ago on video Bike Jump Fail
Face grind, Faceplant and a pair of throbbing nuts.
Thats one hellish mix
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52. chronic 2 years ago on video Food catching kitty.
Dont blame this cat after your wedding ring ends ups being food All because the black one tripped you up.
Seems farfetched but watch when it happens 
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53. chronic 2 years ago on video Lego Transformer
I'd be interested if Megan Fox was building it but...
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54. chronic 2 years ago on video the best intro to a movie
Now put this voice on a Tom tom Satnav. I'd definately buy one eventhough i dont have a car 
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55. chronic 2 years ago on video Thru Religion
Save yourself some time and skip to 1:04
its worth it
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56. chronic 2 years ago on video Angry British Telecom Customer
WOW just wow!!
sometimes i feel like doing that myself.
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57. chronic 2 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011
Cant wait to see what Top Gear will say about this
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58. chronic 2 years ago on video Lufthansa: fight breaks out on airplane.
#1 same here. it would have been better if was
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60. chronic 2 years ago on video looking for job
The first lady was in a full headlong dash. Priceless
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62. chronic 2 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors
Imagine Dubstep pumping outta your neighbours house at 9am. Doesnt really compare.
Interesting experiment though.
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63. chronic 2 years ago on video Eva Mendes Sex-Tape
I must admit it lost interest in the 'tape' quite early on
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64. chronic 2 years ago on video Lightning slowed down 300x.
the whole video is 90 seconds actually
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65. chronic 2 years ago on video Interactive Mirror
Was I the only one who thought the woman beat the guy in drawing a naked body part?
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66. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Ever seen a train lay its own tracks?
They should just employ Chuck Norris
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67. chronic 2 years ago on video Cuddly rabbits.
Even Chuck Norris would wait a second before watching the next vid
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69. chronic 2 years ago on video Blue Man Group - Drumbone
wow, their really going to town with this
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70. chronic 2 years ago on video Iron Man ?
I dont get it. these jeans are brand new.
still looks awesome tho
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71. chronic 2 years ago on video Drunk girl at 7Fest
That must have been the softest faceplant in the world
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72. chronic 2 years ago on video Bouncer (kickbox world champion) vs loudmouth
im in absolute stiches from this!!
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Scratch My Back
Where is chuck norris!!
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74. chronic 2 years ago on video Swinging nutshot
Sorry to say this but i think its fake.
At #0:15 you can see him jump and catch the other guys feet.
Looks good in reatime but not in slow-mo
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75. chronic 2 years ago on video Sailing In a Castle (Inflatable)
very creative
never would have thought of it
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77. chronic 2 years ago on video Transparent VW Factory
Production must be really slow, then again this car must be really expensive.
Wish i cud work in places like that
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78. chronic 2 years ago on video CMA Mental Arithmetic Demo
She seems perfect for Sheldon in the future
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Ultimate Girl Swing Faceplant
OOO kissing that "black plastic".
Watching this vid, you could see the faceplant coming a mile away
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81. chronic 2 years ago on video failed arm robbery
He/she looks like the kickass character only in black
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82. chronic 2 years ago on video Sweet POV: Downhill bike race in Brazilian slum.
Legendary.
all i heard was bla bla steps, steps steps, some more steps, narrow steps, wet steps, muddy steps, going up steps and down steps etc...
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83. chronic 2 years ago on video Baby Gets Rick Rolled
Give the baby a joystick and some Call of Duty shiish!!
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85. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video The Monster
#(removed comment) thats just lame
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87. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Another Day in the Office
Funny but if i actually understood it i think i would enjoy it more
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88. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Track Star Destroys Unsuspecting Woman
Boom Headshot!!
Love the way her head whips back like she got shot
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89. chronic 2 years ago on video Roger Linn Design: New musical instrument prototype.
The pressure aspect of the instrument is a nice feature
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90. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video 4 Minutes Of BBC News Blunders
Its because British news readers are among the most lifeless people on TV
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91. chronic 2 years ago on video Red Bull Really Does Give You Wings...
I would rather go do that 5 times in a row than crush my nuts on a skateboard
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92. chronic 2 years ago on video Epic Fail
Crushed your balls?....aight
Your bleeding??? O shit!
If you didnt hold you balls while watching, i think you need to question your manhood 
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93. chronic 2 years ago on video Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode To Merton
They shud get Eminem on this ASAP he wud rip ppl apart
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94. chronic 2 years ago on video Street Bike Jump
1 moment of ecstacy followed by dread then terror then PAIN!!!
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95. chronic 2 years ago on video Statue moving fail
These must be the same guys hired to take down Saddam's statue
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96. chronic 2 years ago on video How to take good wedding pictures
agree wit #4 it was the child!
After sabotaging the jetty the child tried to opt for a smooth getaway in the confusion. Unfortunately for her, the last gentleman was quick to catch onto the culprit and pull her down with him.
BTW did anyone suddenly get the urge to shout "get out of there"
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97. chronic 2 years ago on video How to make thermite
This is what happens to me after eating a curry. i thought it was normal???
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98. chronic 2 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot
Just to make it tricky i wud order ramen without the noodles
u kno just for fun 
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99. chronic 2 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!
Ahh the destruction of legos, an integral part of any lego experience
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100. chronic 2 years ago on video Kopps - Benny's Dream II
Sleight of Hand, Stopping Power and Steady Aim
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102. chronic 2 years ago on video Danny Skims 400 Feet at Sand Hill ATV in Wiggins
Last one was too close
Still awesome clip though
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103. chronic 2 years ago on video Stop boring Hugh Laurie.
And these shows are back to back???
How original
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106. chronic 2 years ago on video High five etiquette.
he forgot the one where ur mate grabs ur hand and tries to high five u. happens to me all the time
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107. chronic 2 years ago on video This is why you should pay your rent
Whats a man doing in the kitchen???
this is all wrong
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108. chronic 2 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial
And ppl wonder why they dare to rummage houses for food...
THEY got BALLS!!! HUGE ONES
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109. chronic 2 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun
I want 1!!!
can it take clothes off too??
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110. chronic 2 years ago on video Jozin z bazin
the guy in the black suit was just epic
i just woke the whole house up laughing
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111. chronic 2 years ago on video Dog Girl
maybe they turn out like this guy
http://www.snotr.com/video/4263
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112. chronic 2 years ago on video The Waldo Ultimatum
waldo got issues
and #8 is right..his name is wally
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113. chronic 2 years ago on video 76 yrs old granny tears up a big book like it's nothing and lifts 24 kg. dumbbels
I bet you shes a ninja!!!
what better desguise can ther be
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114. chronic 2 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...
sumwhere a deer must be laghing its ass off
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117. chronic 2 years ago on video Mom Meltdown
I think his dad figured it out straight away beacause he looked at right at the first camera at 02:18
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118. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)
now try that on chatroulette
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119. chronic 2 years ago on video Tooth extraction by rocket
#10 That IS the modern day tooth fairy
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120. chronic 2 years ago on video Police car gets totaled
looks like a road block
when the accident happens you can see flashing lights in the distance thru the smoke
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121. chronic 2 years ago on video Street Hero Bus jump
its an ad for HTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-0Wq6uKaw
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122. chronic 2 years ago on video Thirsty Cow
Anytime now its gonna mutate
(Daybreakers reference)
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123. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 2 years ago on video Frodo Baggins vs. Harry Potter
finish it off wit 'avada kedavra'
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125. chronic 3 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
hahahhaha nice one #2!!!!
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126. chronic 3 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine
Am i the only 1 that notice the bird move sideways at 0:8 ???
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128. chronic 3 years ago on video VideoGioco
nice drawing...i wonder how he even managed to make something like this, with that much papers
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129. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 3 years ago on video Hang in there...
i felt like doing this after watching bATMAN
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130. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 3 years ago on video Weirdo sticks 2222 toothpicks in his beard
the beard looks fake?
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131. chronic 3 years ago on video Microsoft iPod
hahaha #1 i actually believed the macbook wheel thing 
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132. chronic 3 years ago on video Giant 'Sea Serpent' caught on film
cut to the chase man how does it taste
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133. chronic 3 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail
#4 hahahaha yh i'm black but dat doesnt mean i want to spend money on that?
or has it been so easy for you to believe everything you see on tv? i aint gonna start being racist but think about who actually spends a lot of money on "shit"
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137. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 3 years ago on video Sleepy cat
cats probably hiding an erection with the pillow.
american pie styl!!! 
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139. chronic 3 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald
i think their copying that swedish? beatbox guy
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142. chronic 3 years ago on video Data security - Harddisk shredder
OMG i have one just like that
its called a baby brother!!!
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143. chronic 3 years ago on video How to fix a TV
i bet u cant fix a sony tv like that.
such a big tv in such a small room. damn
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment chronic 3 years ago on video How to cheat on any test
#29 i think u mean speak instead of spell. lol
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1. chronic 5 days ago on video Baby Bird Egg Hatching !
Mission Accomplished