Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. - Bruce - Finding Nemo, LOOKS LIKE HE FELL OFF THE WAGON!

#as do I! Its definitely one of my top five things to do on my bucket list.

#3 I couldn't not agree with you more.

That was to adorable. Poor little guy.

I can't even fall that fast!

The biggest war that rivals all wars. All going on under your left kidney. lol

True talent. No, this is more, this is true love for the talent! Her other videos are incredible. She has one where she plays a song medley from LOTR. All I can say is wow!

Its incredible how fast he turns.

That is simply incredible!

I repeated the explosion scene like 20 times. I know its messed up but that was damn cool! Reminds me of the sewer explosion scene from that 90's giant alligator movie.

#1 Ahhh I see what ya did there!

To funny and so true.

Nothing that a little duck tape and elbow grease cant fix.

Thought that was pretty cool. There was allot of skill in his performance. Also a plus to see Dubstep more out in the open.

I'm reminded of an ant pile.....a red ant pile.

A wild Ursaring appears.

#3 do explain how there is no hope for me? Clubs are usually dark and just taking a picture without flash will render a dark image with some spots of light. This "IS" a real product that is being tested in the market. As silly as it may seem, there is lots of logical reason why one would not want there picture taken and posted on some 19 year old girls Facebook with the title "Background weirdo." If you wish to see the site that talks more about this product, go here. Learn up or shut up!
http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/photoblocker-beer-bucket-sabotages-incriminating-pictures-11-12-2011/

Would love to see him best the Tech Deck Fingerboards.....OMG I think I just created a new Japanese game show!

#14 A musical Farting Machine Sir! Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. This is great! Truly an interesting machine and downright comical in nature. Something that makes my inner child marvel with amazement and my adult side yell at its impracticality. #6 Wouldn't doubt it. Though I would imagine that he will be spending more time in the shed AFTER the creation of this machine.

The way the guy cut the coconut at the end is exactly how they do it in Dominican Republic. You want an ice cold fresh coconut on a hot summer day? The guy has one ready with a straw before you even had a chance to pull out your money!

totally agree #11 This really was incredible. I've been listening to dubstep for quite some time but to hear some one beatbox it? Truly a first for me.

First he creates simple puzzle boxes that amuse the masses. Then he starts fiddling with gears and dials and before we know it. The lament box from Hellraiser is born. #13 Such sights indeed!

#8 I laughed so hard when I read that. But hey now that where a touchscreen based civilization, you should have no trouble giving it another shot.

Wow that was awesome! I've seen allot of videos here on snotr but that one there does live true to this sites main purpose. Thanks rootkit for sharing this.

That was pretty cool. Reminds me of the scene from the movie Without a Paddle when Seth Green was being feed by the mama bear.

I totally agree with you #11. I've been here for over 4 years and in all my time watching videos. The comments are what I enjoy the most. Half the time....

Well I just got back from a trip to Montana and had some locals tell me how staged this episode was. Most of the topography was way off like hundreds of miles apart from scene to scene and allot of the hazards he got himself into had pretty well planned and prearranged solutions, I can see why some people tend to cling to the "its real" concept the show tends to portray but to those who call Bears scenic survival adventures there back yard, its quite an elaborate TV show. Emphasis on "Show." Please don't get me wrong though, I love the guy and think his show is pretty cool but reason and logic reigns supreme when it comes to his most grizzly skirmishes with the wilds hes flung to.

He was just trying to get his really cold Vodka that he left on the roof.

I wonder what would happen if you put that in a mini?

This was strangly funny.

Do ah barroll roll!!

I think this is a great idea and as for the hole through the middle well that just decreases cooking time. this is all about time saving and using your tools for multiple purposes

this is even better than the girl who takes her parking space with her

this is why we need lifeguards in the Gene Pool,

one of the best prank I've seen in a while

It would have been better if he went into the net.

Duct Tape, paddle and half an hour and that kid will never misbehave again. I'm not saying that I condone the abuse of any living thing but that kids got it coming.

yes #4 looks like ship entering atmosphere. Where are Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum when you need them?

he's not a baseball player he's a ninja monkey

#17 more like drumtergeist!
I think we have the basis for Drumline 2
Quick some one call Charles Stone!

#12 yeah bit it sure will increase the size of something else.

and to think I just spent all that money installing a security system in my car when all I had to do was get a couple of camels.

and that is how its done.
Bravo little North Korean girl.

wow who knew, apparently spiders where the first larpers in the world.

So that's where this audio is from. I've heard this for years coined in AMV across the net. Yet I never bothered to look into the source.

Okay! Was not expecting that ending at all. Guess next time shell just have to stick to using her spork.

Love it!

well I NEVER wondered what they didn't show on The Golden Girls, unfortunately now I know

It would seem that he has won a ticket to board the FAIL BOAT for life!

I couldn't watch this in all seriousness due to her facial expressions.

just wrong on so many levels

Hmmmm kinda cool, but now lets see the same experiment with a five pound gummy bear.
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

Hey junk cars need love too

NO NO NO you have it all wrong the last one could be an EWOK

It would have been more interesting if he jumped from the top with no ramp, no knee pads, no helmet, no foam blocks, and snipers on surrounding rooftops

*Toot Toot* All aboard the FAIL Boat!

These Old Spice cm just keep getting better. Totally agree #4, more like roflcopter.

Darwin's work is done. Some people just dont belong in the gene pool

Wow Stupidity is GLOBAL

Hmm Thats quite interesting. #9 Totally agree with you on that one. I personally would love to see Horror Nights use this concept.

I must say, it was all worth it at the end.

#8 its a desert.... what biodiversity, a few scorpions here or there maybe a camel or two.. Its sand.

Loved it! Wish a job interview of mine would go like that.

That last one almost made me fall off my seat in laughter! If that was her reaction from simply seeing the actress move then can you imagine what will happen when she comes to and sees the "wax woman" starring down at her.

Wasn't this laser plane like scrapped and viewed as a big failure for practicality and expense?

wow that was pretty cool! I really like the gears at the end.

I love Colbert's last line.

She got smacked at 0:34

lol at the oh s### moment at 2:47

Damn those sneaky ninjas! Meh, I would have gone down the same way.

omg that's amazing thrust! I'm still in aw with the distance such a small rocket was able to reach. I'm just used to seeing the ones with the colossal fuel tankers.

What is the song in the background?

I dont care what he said that is NOT NORMAL

Wow pretty damn impressive.

Hey man I give those pawns credit for trying to put a fight. Goes to show there no pushovers.

OMG I'm buying this game right now!

Its obvious that he is quietly powering up to super 2 near the end.

That was AWESOME! I especially loved the part where they split in half and where flying lol. These guys are just getting better with time. Cant wait to see the next one they pull off.

#10 Its a show called Sarcasm that airs 5 times a day on channel called Blödmann.
Here's a link that provides more information. ^__^

http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sofrg9.jpg

Not to worry he will simply grow another head. You people do need to realize that cats do have 9 lives.

Would have been better if they used a tottaly new song and made it its own origanal thing. Dramatic praire dog is old stuff man.

Ah what man would do for Guinness. Damn now I want me one. #3 Right behind you man.

lolz

wow that guy is made of epic win.

This is what you call a mudkip moment.

Guys don't you see. Its clearly Vodka since the cat is in Russia.

Holy Cow! This is an amazing mix
Kudos to your editing skills

What will they do to all those lonely looking Franklins...

Now this guy has to post his skillz to the music of Jet Set Radio! That would be one hell of a vid!
Mad props to this dude

Holy Zen! They should show this video to people here in Miami.

Brilliant!

War is not the answer. lol The hell it is! XD Love this show. Have other great clips like this one posted here. Feel free to comment.

http://world6.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=114243718

"Part of me is inside of you Brian.Do you feel me Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?" lol I cant stop laughing