Comments posted by joverke
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5. joverke 190 days ago on video All-new ASIMO (Nov 2011)
All right! Just do not connect it to the internet!
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6. joverke 195 days ago on video PETMAN anthropomorphic robot
I dont understand. They make this just for testing clothes?
Will the robot "feel" its too tight or anything?
Or is just for testing the wear?
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7. joverke 1 year ago on video Releasing a truckload of pigeons in 15 seconds
I believe their sense of navigation is not based on smells but on the magnetic north.
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8. joverke 1 year ago on video Funny Bicycle Antics
how is that little guy at 00:27 able to hold himself up like that?
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9. joverke 1 year ago on video FireMan
I laughed at this vid. Those guys really do not know how to handle an extinguisher
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10. joverke 1 year ago on video China's Human Fly Trap
I love his pants. Probably distracts the flies.
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12. joverke 1 year ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House
Fun will be over when he finds an electric cable
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13. joverke 1 year ago on video SeaPort "lanslide"
I guess one guy just stacked one container too high
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14. joverke 2 years ago on video Doberman Vs. Bird
My doberman would have swallowed the bird whole
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video How CDs are made
Damn, im pretty sure its cheaper to produce if you just buy 100 cd burners...
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17. joverke 2 years ago on video Rollerman
I've seen that before. I do think he made some upgrades...
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18. joverke 2 years ago on video Ring of Fire
Yeah, thats the clever american way of fixing that sjit
I've seen farmers think of better solutions...
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video The ringtone that grows girl boobs...
Can they make a ringtone to shrink boobs?
My girlfriends are huge!
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20. joverke 2 years ago on video Crash carnage
How the hell did that tire came of and fly through the air like that? At 2:42
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22. joverke 2 years ago on video Functioning Automatic Transmission Made Of Legos
Better then LADA's latest transmission
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23. joverke 2 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
I want to see some rabbits fail the jump
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24. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video Lego printer
What are the specs of that thing?
How many pages per felt tip?
How many pages per hour does it print?
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25. joverke 2 years ago on video High five etiquette.
Oh man, do i really have to stop highfiving at the urinal?
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26. joverke 2 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect
Bit annoying if u had to puke and first move 16 rooms...
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27. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video Lucky Guy
Weird but his speedometer goes from 189 to 210 and back at 36-37s during the movie...
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28. joverke 2 years ago on video Baby Goat vs Fox
I think i'd climb a lot faster then i do now too if a lyon was chasing me for a meal.
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video Epic dog food commercial
I wonder if they show these on TV? 1m30 commercials??
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31. joverke 2 years ago on video Never kiss a monkey!
It would have been awesome if the monkey sprayed his mouthfull into the public.
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32. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video Mosaic cubes
I'd rather put my time in playing god of war 3
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33. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 2 years ago on video The Food Lift
The weak shop, that cant be real!
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35. joverke 2 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car
Its a peugeot. Those are already wrecked when you buy a new one.
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36. joverke 2 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
is it voice activated and pitches towards voice?
Otherwise ill just yell "throw beer" at someone who was a fridge like this...
Yell it from the outside, through the window.
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37. joverke 2 years ago on video Death Prank
I'd beat that farmer to death if i saw that on the vid
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39. joverke 2 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
I drove that way once, I lost my license for two weeks
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40. joverke 2 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour
I think he is a necrofile, female spider looks dead. 
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41. joverke 3 years ago on video Remote Control Helicopter
what oil money can do to you rc chopper skills is amazing!
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43. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 3 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine
ouch
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45. joverke 3 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
If i was in NY traffic every day i'd be pretty nervous too.
These guys are just stressed out because of all those traffic jams.
If i were in a two hour traffic jam and someone starts to mess with me, i wouldnt be so polite either.
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46. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joverke 3 years ago on video One Man Band
This is an intro to a movie but i forgot which one.
Was it robots?
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47. joverke 3 years ago on video Perfect excuse
It must be a lie because when he was put in the closet there were no clothes in it! So they would have detected him when they puth clothes in there.
I would make a good detective.
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48. joverke 3 years ago on video String Puppet Dance
Great control with just one hand.
The puppet should be in pr0n movies.
What he does with the pink swimsuit waring lady we call SWAFFELEN 
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49. joverke 3 years ago on video The Incredible Cocktail Machine
Yeah, resetting the machine and finding just the right cucumber probably takes three hours :p
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51. joverke 3 years ago on video Human tetris
I think the tetris in the cinema (with the seats) took more time to make...
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1. joverke 75 days ago on video Sometimes it's hard to be a man ...
I've been there. Just tell them you just farted and it smells, sorry! Then thats taken care of for the future relationship and you never need to hold your farts again, except maybe the really silent smelly ones...