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2. klim5354 commented 13 years ago on video Learning Piano to Get Laid
Oh dear, it won't work on Asian chicks.
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3. klim5354 commented 13 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo
At 0:04 looks like a bull. No udder.
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4. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video The Whiz Biz
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5. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video How much ash a 20-a-day smoker makes?
Why is the ash black? It is actually light gray.
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6. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Come to Australia
Oh, far too many...
http://www.nothinglikeaustralia.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=411ueiat2sY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsuoUYzbTac
It is worth submitting to Snotr? Nah.
http://www.nothinglikeaustralia.net/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=411ueiat2sY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsuoUYzbTac
It is worth submitting to Snotr? Nah.
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7. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video History of Greed
Doesn't make sense. The fruit has seeds. Where can you get seeds from the female?
Ah, You need to plant seeds in the female and out come kids.
Ah, You need to plant seeds in the female and out come kids.
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8. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Unique multiplication style
No big deal:
(a + b) x (c + d) = ac + bc + ad + bd
So counting the dots are the ac, bc + ad and bd.
Simple expansions.
Louise Pascale had a Triangle named after him.
For the clueless see:
(20 + 1) x (10 + 3) = 200 + (60 + 10) + 3
(a + b) x (c + d) = ac + bc + ad + bd
So counting the dots are the ac, bc + ad and bd.
Simple expansions.
Louise Pascale had a Triangle named after him.
For the clueless see:
(20 + 1) x (10 + 3) = 200 + (60 + 10) + 3
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9. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video worst snorer EVER!
Need to use CPAP from Resmed. Otherwise he might die from sleep apnea.
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10. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome
It is the Hollywood Chinese accent. Like Star Wars Episode 1 accent for the Trade Federation.
There are Malaysia Chinese Accent, Hong Kong Accent, Shanghai Accent, Peking Accent, Australian Born Chinese Accent, Indonesian Chinese Accent, etc.
Take your pick.
There are Malaysia Chinese Accent, Hong Kong Accent, Shanghai Accent, Peking Accent, Australian Born Chinese Accent, Indonesian Chinese Accent, etc.
Take your pick.
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11. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome
It is the Hollywood Chinese accent. Like Star Wars Episode 1 accent for the Trade Federation.
There are Malaysia Chinese Accent, Hong Kong Accent, Shanghai Accent, Peking Accent, Australian Born Chinese Accent, Indonesian Chinese Accent, etc.
Take your pick.
There are Malaysia Chinese Accent, Hong Kong Accent, Shanghai Accent, Peking Accent, Australian Born Chinese Accent, Indonesian Chinese Accent, etc.
Take your pick.
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12. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Hilarious Toy
Give it a pair of test tickles
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13. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Lion eating a zebra
Madagascar the movie - Alex and Marty
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14. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Baby born with 12 perfectly functional fingers.
That's 10 fingers and 2 thumbs! Not 12 fingers.
#31 Disney's Monster Inc has one monster that has 6 fingers + 1 thumb.
In Kota Bharu, Malaysia, there is a cook with two thumbs. I always amazed that he can hold two plates in one hand.
#31 Disney's Monster Inc has one monster that has 6 fingers + 1 thumb.
In Kota Bharu, Malaysia, there is a cook with two thumbs. I always amazed that he can hold two plates in one hand.
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15. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Hero donates 200 kidneys
At 0:50 it says Abe Lincoln may be gay
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16. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Magic switch move.
There is a reason why the hole for the hand is located so low so that she can climb down while holding onto the curtain through the hole as soon as it is in her hand. The position is low enough for her to put her hand up through the hole. Then they switch hands. Same with the guy. He use his right hand to reach through the hole to hold on to the curtain rail and then climb up into the box. There must be some kind of steps on the beam to climb up or down quickly.
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17. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Magic switch move.
At 0:21 you can see she is already down from the box.
Very fast move indeed.
Very fast move indeed.
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18. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Cat vs. Snake
#13 It's Jackie Chan movie "Snake in Eagle's shadow" or "Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin". Can't remember which.
http://jackiechan.com/filmography/70s
http://jackiechan.com/filmography/70s
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19. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN
Train said: Pull my finger...
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20. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video New Mercedes Benz commercial
Grim Reaper not wearing seat belt. I would expect him to fly out through the windscreen. Then again, according to Bill and Ted's fabulous adventure, the Grim Reaper won racing rallies.
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21. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video The Monster
BURP.
Now the machine is satisfied.
Now the machine is satisfied.
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22. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Awesome Videogame Racing Chair
Wish list:
1. Fan to blow wind in face/hair
2. Smoke/smell of fuel
1. Fan to blow wind in face/hair
2. Smoke/smell of fuel
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23. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Java 4-Ever
Petzold wrote in his book:
The language that eventually change to became C#...
Java was before .NET but M$ controlled the OS.
The language that eventually change to became C#...
Java was before .NET but M$ controlled the OS.
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24. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Men in Coats show
#9
Play one of the song during my teens
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjAN8sKb1A
Play one of the song during my teens
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjAN8sKb1A
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25. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Funny Bark
This is the offspring of
http://www.snotr.com/video/4195
http://www.snotr.com/video/4195
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26. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.
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27. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video The Simpsons
Lady in purple - is she Marge? Why is she quiet?
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28. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)
C Am F G7
All kiddies know that!
All kiddies know that!
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29. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Avatar 2 Trailer
Need Planet of the Apes ending:
You blew it.
You blew it.
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30. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Forehead Tittaes
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31. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Points of interest
I was told to look straight into the eyes. Wow, that will blind her.
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32. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Dinner for RR
The Table Cloth was soaked in Teflon and then Scotch Guarded.
There.
There.
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34. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Chinese toilet
#8 Are you implying that it was a female Thai Girl?
Ever try enter a female toilet? You probably get clawed the same way.
Ever try enter a female toilet? You probably get clawed the same way.
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35. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything
#19 Oh come on, this is an Art project. Not a Science project.
There is so much misinformation. Good Art.
There is so much misinformation. Good Art.
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37. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Return of the Ninja Cat
#13 Wrong.
Should be:
for ( ;; ) {
(target == visible) ? freeze() : move();
}
Should be:
for ( ;; ) {
(target == visible) ? freeze() : move();
}
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38. klim5354 commented 14 years ago on video Dog or Rabbi
Don't think it is a competition. The dog just want to join in for a duet. He should continue.
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39. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Dirty mind
#1 It was suppose to be a mother/mother-in-law surprise visit.
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40. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Sony Bravia vs. Playstation 3
Arghhhh, I used to do work for AutoLiv. They charged lots of money to crash cars. So I guess Sony is paying a lot of money for this one.
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41. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video How to Shoot an Anvil
#8 My father did.
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42. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Feed The World
The money "lost" in the Global Financial Crisis is many time enough to feed the world.
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43. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Beer commercial
I have a problem at 0:45 which appears as if he ripped away his "manhood" in order to turn into the girl. That hurts.
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44. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
Godzilla attack.
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45. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Future designer laptop - Rolltop
Hey, it is only a concept design. Just like those hundreds of concept cars at car shows that never get to production. There is a problem designing a power supply to this thing.
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46. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Flying Jeans
What did people learn from the Scooby Doo movie?
Even if they want to fake, at least make it better than the movie.
Even if they want to fake, at least make it better than the movie.
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47. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Malay Eagle Owl - Kitty
#8 Yes, most people in Malaysia living outside the city has a jungle garden, banana, coconut, chickens etc in the back yard.
I grew up in one of those towns and yes, I still miss my childhood days. Two dogs, three cats, five geeses, one squerrel, one tortoise, one parrot, plenty of chickens, ducks, and lots of Cobra snakes (not pets).
She said "Sayang", that's love in Malay for the cutie.
Now in Sydney, Australia - sigh....
I grew up in one of those towns and yes, I still miss my childhood days. Two dogs, three cats, five geeses, one squerrel, one tortoise, one parrot, plenty of chickens, ducks, and lots of Cobra snakes (not pets).
She said "Sayang", that's love in Malay for the cutie.
Now in Sydney, Australia - sigh....
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48. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Café Serré
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49. klim5354 commented 15 years ago on video Private car garage
Car owner is:
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%B2%88%E5%98%89%E5%81%89
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%B2%88%E5%98%89%E5%81%89
0 1. klim5354 commented 13 years ago on video Cami Secret. Custom cleavage.
Wrong.