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2. yourmum 12 days ago on video Nobody canna' cross it
I bet these blokes can cross it.
http://www.snotr.com/video/8555/Help_is_on_the_way
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4. yourmum 37 days ago on video X-Games Event Is A Disaster
Here's the men on the same track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T-PXiwpN-k&feature=relmfu
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5. yourmum 40 days ago on video Eagle Goes For Swim
"Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd!" Seriously America, find something else to say. 
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6. yourmum 44 days ago on video See around corners using ultrafast time-of-flight imaging
Also, the shadow at 1:38 might give some clue 
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7. yourmum 52 days ago on video Stealing Time
Watch in HD without the usual Snotr sound sync issues here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTO0ogdNMdY.
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10. yourmum 64 days ago on video Christmas tree slingshot-crossbow
He missed an opportunity when that cat walked past 
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11. yourmum 76 days ago on video Subaru Forester
I found it quite difficult to masturbate to this. 
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12. yourmum 93 days ago on video Wimpy Braille Burgers
Close your eyes and "rewatch" this advertisement. All the words are just printed on the screen and none are spoken. All you hear is a piano loop. This promotional video is not the most blind-friendly way to promote their blind-friendly campaign. 
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13. yourmum 115 days ago on video Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song
#10: C major, A minor, F major, G major in that order.
#11: Really?
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14. yourmum 123 days ago on video Friendly turtles do a 'high five'
Swimming under water, you say? What will they think of next?
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15. yourmum 136 days ago on video Help is on the way ...
This was on Christmas day 2011 in Eltham, Australia. The train was stopped because the track had washed out just behind it. Further up the road everything was covered in hail the size of golf balls. We had our first white Christmas.
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment yourmum 162 days ago on video Incredible Speed Boat Frisbee Catch
Guys, the 80s are over. Sorry.
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18. Comment rated too low. Show this comment yourmum 238 days ago on video Reaction of a gay guy to 2 Girls 1 Cup
As hard 2 girls 1 cup is to watch, it's harder to watch this guy. I just want to punch him.
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20. yourmum 271 days ago on video Harry Potter Vs Halo [Official Ending]
That ending wasn't anything like the book either 
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21. yourmum 287 days ago on video Giant Building Collapse
Yes he survived. From http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqgR2fl06A&NR=1
"In Egypt recently and after Jan 25 revolution, some people constructed buildings illegally. Now and as both police forces and municipals regained the power and firmness after 18 days of chaos. The video shows demolish of illegal building that ended with disaster. The bulldozer driver jumped at last time and video uploader confirmed his safety while bulldozer damaged."
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22. yourmum 292 days ago on video Fail Compilation June 2011
With this many ways to fail I'm afraid to get out of bed.
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23. yourmum 298 days ago on video Highway Condom Explosion
Of all the highway condom explosions I've ever seen, this is the fourth best. 
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24. yourmum 302 days ago on video AT&T Network Flash Mob
Dammit #8, good call. It's times like this I wish I could rate up comments more than once 
. I'm going to click the green thumb a few more times anyway just for my own gratification.
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25. yourmum 305 days ago on video Violent intervention
This was Chris Mavinga vs Mehdi Carcela for those who wanted to know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SIFJRUoac8
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26. yourmum 319 days ago on video One year in 2 minutes
Now do one year in Singapore. 31'C and humid every day.
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27. yourmum 321 days ago on video A new fur coat?
Now let's see her do that with a leather jacket
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28. yourmum 331 days ago on video Subwoofer Cat
0:17 There's definitely some headbanding in there
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29. yourmum 332 days ago on video Walking Backwards
And it's not even Christmas. 
(too obscure? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61uC-5s9VU)
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31. yourmum 335 days ago on video Cat and Dolphins playing together
Finally a cat video I can get into.
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32. yourmum 342 days ago on video Lioness tries to eat baby at the zoo
Lucky Harry Potter wasn't there too.
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33. yourmum 346 days ago on video Almost Eaten Alive - Great White Shark
Great to live in Australia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE
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35. yourmum 362 days ago on video Fishing at Victoria Falls - Human Planet
Narrator: "Josfad's bravery and skill allow him to fish where no animal dares to venture."
Except humans and fish obviously
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36. yourmum 364 days ago on video Love song on Chatroulette
Here's the Danish TV interview with English subtitles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq67Jaaha-Y
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37. yourmum 364 days ago on video World's Fastest Zip Line
Not sure we gained a lot from the subtitles
This ride is at http://www.zip2000.co.za/
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39. yourmum 1 year ago on video Water Fueled Car
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water-fuelled_car#Genepax_Water_Energy_System
It runs on bullshit and nothing more.
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40. yourmum 1 year ago on video A Journey Into A Black Hole
So not a good holiday destination then?
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42. yourmum 1 year ago on video The Never Ending Line Of Los Angeles County Sheriff's Cars
#7 I counted 6 but I'm lazy
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44. yourmum 1 year ago on video Amphibious Car
#12 There is a second higher exhaust at the back next to the number plate 0:59
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45. yourmum 1 year ago on video Best Street Party Ever
Sorry World. I promise we have proper journalists in Australia as well as trash like this.
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46. yourmum 1 year ago on video Animal funny compilation
#3 Baby Elephant Walk by Henry Mancini.
Same bloke who wrote the Pink Panther theme.
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47. yourmum 1 year ago on video Rallying
#15 Very accurate.
fermati = stop (as an instruction, informal)
http://www.wordreference.com/conj/ITverbs.aspx?v=fermarsi
ritarda = slow down (as an instruction, informal)
http://www.wordreference.com/conj/ITverbs.aspx?v=ritardare
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50. yourmum 1 year ago on video Phantom of the Floppera
Dammit. Where's the two thumbs up button.
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51. yourmum 1 year ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel
I wonder if it's made in China?
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54. yourmum 1 year ago on video House Built Of Coasters
They should have built it out of roller coasters
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55. yourmum 1 year ago on video Who needs sleep when you have coffee?
Not a science student then?
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56. yourmum 3 years ago on video Don't Be Dirty Quiz
#11 Raze is a US variant of the English word rase. English comes from England
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57. yourmum 3 years ago on video Weirdo sticks 2222 toothpicks in his beard
That would be so much better if he only added another 2/9 of a toothpick.
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment yourmum 3 years ago on video Police overreaction
"a microcosm of America's foreign policy" LOL
On the day when the US government takes its first step toward joining the civilised world, we can only hope scenes like this will become less frequent.
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59. yourmum 3 years ago on video Eating the world's hottest pepper
#14 The reaction at the end is real. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urticaria . The reaction spreads all over the body regardless of where the allergen is introduced. I've had this happen to me although with a different cause. Lucky his throat didn't swell and cut off his breathing. 
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60. yourmum 3 years ago on video Petter Solberg owned
#(removed comment) I think you mean a cupid stunt
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment yourmum 3 years ago on video Merry Microwave Christmas
Holy crap! It's microwave christmas already and I haven't bought microwave a present!
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64. yourmum 3 years ago on video Knocked out by a speargun
If only all weapons did this to the idiots who wield them.
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66. yourmum 3 years ago on video Kung Fu Panda - Snow leopard esacpe
If only cartoon physics applied in the real world
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67. yourmum 3 years ago on video AK-47 - Only €479,99
#4 you're right except it was deburglarization with a "zee".
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68. yourmum 4 years ago on video More funny commercials
#6
Tyres are used in England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, India, Australia, New Zealand, Hong Kong, South Africa and Singapore.
Tires are used in USA and Canada. 
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69. yourmum 4 years ago on video The smallest car in the world
It's a TARDIS . That's how all the clowns fit
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70. yourmum 4 years ago on video Idiot of the year?
They should give stupid people alligators instead of guns
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72. yourmum 4 years ago on video Sadam & Osama
Brilliant!
#(removed comment): #13 was answering a point that you made. Did you actually not get that? Wow. Just wow.
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74. yourmum 4 years ago on video Women in cars
I'm sure I've met some of these women. They must live near my work.
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75. yourmum 4 years ago on video Twin tesla coils play Mario Bros theme song
I've just found my new doorbell
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76. yourmum 4 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time
Let's go a bit easy on the rednecks. They're not trying to mislead us with their factual errors and poor grammar. They actually don't know any better. They really think history unfolded that way.
#48: Other countries have rednecks too. It's just that we don't elect them to government.
#46: You make a good point but this is just too much fun.
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77. yourmum 4 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time
Why do most gun-toting rednecks seem to live in the same country on the other side of the world? Is it coincidence? I don't know but I'm grateful they're so far from the rest of us.
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78. yourmum 4 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'
Odd question perhaps but what's that music? It's catchy but irritating at the same time and I can't stop listening to it.
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79. yourmum 4 years ago on video Zoom into Concrete
Dammit that's so cool. I'm going there for my next holiday
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80. yourmum 4 years ago on video The internet is expanding
Australia is a long way behind. 1.5Mb ADSL, 20GB limit + 20GB off peak, 80 Australian dollars (€47) a month. Average weekly income A$800 (€470).
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81. yourmum 4 years ago on video Hillary chants "Yes we will! Yes we will!"
Starring Hillary as Oprah.
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82. yourmum 4 years ago on video The treeless squirrel
OMFG! That squirrel is so fake! I think I'm going to cry.
Sorry, just jumping on the bandwagon.
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83. yourmum 4 years ago on video Oops... sorry!
So those are the kind of people the US puts in their army. Do they still wonder why everyone hates them or have they figured it out already?
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84. yourmum 4 years ago on video How to make a political scare campaign ad
Brilliantly said! I'm so glad to be rid of those ultra-conservative rednecks.
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85. yourmum 4 years ago on video Dating on Demand profile video
What's so wrong with your life that you need to make fun of this guy?
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86. yourmum 4 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"
This guy rocks!
What's even funnier than the video is all the comments by wankers who didn't get the joke and got all upset.
Are there really that many stupid people out there?
Yes, there are.
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87. yourmum 4 years ago on video McCain calls Putin the president of Germany
This moron is the obvious choice to follow Bush.
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88. yourmum 4 years ago on video Singapore navy
Does this clip remind anyone else of the opening feature in Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
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89. yourmum 4 years ago on video The Air car
Aluminium and Aluminum are the same metal. In the USA and Canada it's simplified to Aluminum. Everyone else calls it by its IUPAC standard name, Aluminium.
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1. yourmum 6 days ago on video Burglar's Bloopers
So is he breaking in to steal ceiling insulation?