i feel offended on behalf of the word "compilation"

00:14 i feel very uncomfortable the way this drill is spinning the wrong way

Humans on Mars would grow bigger pupils because there is less sunlight.
That's not how evolution works!

yeah, nice and all, but...
people are buying tickets for money to see that from up to 50m distance? what the heck

which fallen heroes?

#2 really? that is your statement? and you invented it out of your own head?

the cell undergoes a process called "interphase".
in this video we see the cell at the end stage of phase "G2" (the actual stage of growing), entering phase "M" and mitosis or meiosis kick in (depending on the type of cell) - the phase of division.

and i mean... i just learned the process of cell division just for you via google.
instead of using your energy typing "that is not real", just type in a few words to educate yourself.
nature is wonderful, yet you are ignorant of it

fake burglars faked faking faked video and faking snotr falls for it

#15 the poor girl...... wasn't so poor throwing that shit was she
a pair of tits don't save you from justice

behind cameraman one guy standing and clapping.
people we see don't touch each other.

Never thought i had to play cpt. obvious on snotr...

At least the uploader seems to believe, that the dog is actually managing the pedal.
That is unsettling.

#notsnotrworthy

his restaurant.
his restaurant needs electricity

The irony that this video is posted in "Science" category......
Here is some "Science" for you:
"Walking batfish"
Nothing spooky or unnatural about it

When you write N****as, you put the word "Niggers" in the readers head.
That's what writing a word IS.
You write "N****as" and i go "oh he means niggers". You're making ME said it in my head.
Why don't you fucking write it and take responsibility.
- Louis CK

#3
All of those are not words used in german.
You can make up fantasy words, but won't work...

#10
"Published:8 years ago"
holy shit time is flying!!

#6 just because you think something different and disagree with somebody, there should be no changes done to anything anybody else said or wrote ever.
Period.

that - can - not - be - healthy

#3 germany here. no problems

I often call it just Bundesrepublik.
And i even hear news moderators just call it that...........
Just because from your perspective you haven't heared it that much doesn't mean, it's wrong.
The dark bread shown is 100% dark pumpernickel.
It comes in various sizes, forms and colors.
The culture is not different?
Oberbayern vs. Hamburg? I guarantee you, there are customs in Bayern, you have never heared of if you're not from there.

I am living in Stuttgart - Baden-Württemberg, was born in Nürnberg - Bavaria and lived near Köln - Northrhine Westfalia for 12 years.
I like my country and i am sad looking back at all the great history, the bad terrible history and the unknown future which is frightening me.
I can't help but feel, that the germany i know and love will be a thing of the past in the not so distant future...

if it does not hover, don't call it hoverboard

sometimes i think i do not understand the word "paradox" completely.
How is something a paradox which is only not understood YET.

The known universe has a diameter of 93 billion lightyears.
This video should make a cut there and warn "following material pure speculation"

#4 throat. always attack there first

exact wording of the video as the gif on 9gag..

climate change is a lie......

why should i try not to laugh.
why oh why

#1

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-could-biggest-trend-7127554

http://www.ticklingistorture.org/

germany - where a bottle of beer can even become a tool

#3
Here in germany we have a lot of freedom when it comes to self defense.
The more your life is in danger - the more you are allowed to use needed force to defend your life.
I think he is very careful about his inventions though.
To my knowledge - nothing he ever built is considered a "gun" or "gun-like equipment" under german law.

does it hover?
no?
stop calling it hoverboard!

To bad it can not be used anywhere, where in winter it drops below freezing.
The frozen water would expand and crack the concrete open.

wish the guy one video before this one would have had that camera

#1 parents get them after school, walk up the hill to another zipline and fly back

#3 why would you expect another view if you filter out light that is that long in wave length, so your eye can not see it anyway in the first place?

#1
how should you predict something the size of a dogs head?
This thing wasnt bigger than that.
The planet-killers we can see from far away.
The ones that could wipe out cities - we dont see

#3 he better be chubby.
if theres snow out and he has missed to become chubby - he did something wrong

#5
yes, like THATS how you find out its fake..

I get the lesson. And i get, that it is somewhat of a good idea.
But what basically happend: "Dad let son get beaten up bloody for beeing a bully".
Ever heared about the solution of talking to a child? Dont have to give them a bloddy nose.

#11 #14
small world indeed.
im living in wernau, which is 1 hour drive from Ehingen

#1 no, german engineers always build machines from which they have no idea what theyre capable of......

#1 no its not. surely that's why he won. <watch for sarcasm>

Wow that was unexpected.
Well done busting that piece of "(&/§

bad acting right there...

New player is bad by the way.
Wont let you fast forward, only to where it has already buffered.
Wrong decision snotr!

#2 You think he would have done it manually?
Automation is the word.

"natural".
EVERYTHING is from nature my friend. even our current way of life.

who in the world would think that this is no fake

#1 Why should they? Pluto is no planet.
Get over it.

background voice: "thats dangerous".
OH REALLY

What's he saying..........?

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

you are not driving me!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

#2
they tested the guiding system and removed the warhead.
smart norwegians

i was promised a huge fire

"i will just zoom in, so people can see better".

03:00.
he can't do anything about it.... so he might as well laugh

my life exactly.
except the playstation is the computer.
and the girl is not existing.
neither the best friend.
and i don't have flatscreen.
well, gonna kill myself now i guess

goooooooooooooooooold

i'm gonna take a nap now...

Well... that's NOT Source but Global Offensive - Nice try though.

wanted to write mean comment.
then realized just jealous for beeing broke.
go on will!

1:40
passenger is like "TURN TURN TURN TURN TURN TUUUUUUUUURN"

#4
because the robber slipped and broke his leg in 2014..

#14

you mean like the mighty placebo?
this thing actually works.
self-healing needs to be triggered

#7
that's why i wouldn't do these pranks in america...

#2
explains some strange people i saw during thunderstorms running like crazy.....

#1:15

really? -.-

#4
then your in the wrong place completely

#2
let me get some marbles and a shotgun.
will shoot you and ask you afterwards if you were allergic to marbles

cruel people!
the poor flies
....
naaah just kidding, ordering it right now!

Funny. I live 50km from Pfullingen.
No hail here in August whatsoever.
Lucky me i guess

I just have to

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eddpUB2EaJo

Did he really shoot the arrow over the croud?

i like the idea of the owner to be a fat bitchy guy reporting to police and be really pissed off and he eventually gets a court date and the judge tells him to shut the fuck up.
i don't know why, i'd like that

it is not infrared photography. simple as that.
first of all, every human would have a corona of light surrounding them.
second EVERYTHING would be redshifted.
If you take green - red and blue and leave out the green.
What do you get? Pink / Red / Violett.
Thats what this mister does. He just filters out the green.
No magic here, move along

The uniforms of the soldiers are also plants?
because they should be green, but became pink/red in the film.
it is no "infrared-filming". it is just a color-swap from green to red.
sorry, im calling bulls&"§ on that one.
evidence is strong

#2
no he is not and we all know it.
i wonder if he chose to fight because finally he gets recognition?
that would be terrible, even if it felt good to him.

#2 it is very brave and smart of you to realize that you don't like the video - but still you are watching it until the end?

When i was 7 years old i nearly drowned myself.
It was the same story, these waves were coming in and it was very overcrouded.
Mum tells me i slipped under water and immediately the opening was closed by all these water donuts.
She couldn't reach me for about 30 seconds.
I would never allow my child to go in there...

#9 good that you informed yourself.
but look closer. the shape does not change. not at all.
it is all done with light

actually it's just very strong light, illuminating the cloud from below.
the "shape changing" is just an optical illusion.
thanks for failing once again brain -

now instead of "Golden Corral" make it "united states".

and there you have your "enemy of the state".

because you do the right thing....

only in america....

#1 then she wasn't the right one.
imagine. some girl eventually will start talking back about these sort of things.
perfect mate.

#1 why would that be?

i would buy one....!

"seventy or eighty men" NOT

Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

#9
to quote genius george carlin:
"Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room."

he is missing blood but,
he is so full of love

YOU say it's tap dancing to "catch worms".
i say it trains for the international tap dance competition!

"Woooo" *SPLASH*

Shelby destroys dyno destroys shelby.
nooooooo

burn it with fire!

a nice last thing to see just before an epileptic fit

not sure if real or troll

#5
that's the intention.
watching jaden trying to compete with his father hurts my stomach

World Record?
Really?
Even Ghost Rider does 353km/h

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOjuaU-07Q4

finally a video where the cheetah gets it's prey! well done!
usually something like "the little rabbit escapes... - this time".

skip to 3:30

#4

help? help by doing nothing! better this way.
not always, but this time.
nature can mostly take care of itself.

#3 they are rolling further to the right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7yEp-QNB4Y

That is just mean

#3 you really think he calculated all this perfectly?
this guy sure has skill, but he also has |-------------------o-| this much luck!

#2 only on very small planets with very low gravity.

#3 speak for your self.
i am not nothing. my atoms were cooked inside a sun. i am stardust.

It almost like watching an artist paint a picture.
It's beautiful.

* 10 miles away *
"holy %&"" you hear that? is that a tornado coming?"

#9
wtf random proof of totally different subject?

#3 guess they couldn't wait for it ^^

If they were really electrocuted they would cramp.
His movement of falling starts with his head going to the left, his legs do not cramp but bend.
Also notice name of the webcam: "Parking Lot 12A Gate 3". No electrical fences in parking lots .
Well i guess april fools

#3
they all took a piss at the exact same time all three on a electric fence "by accident"?
altough not impossible this seems highly unlikely.

someone once said, that humanity is like a virus.
consuming everything in it's path.
sad thing is, we are a smart virus....

i can't juggle.
i can't play the drums.
he was 200% better than me. give the man some credit

"russian style".
i expected them to detonate some TNT below the dog to safely catapult him on the boat.
that's not russian style....

it's the little things in life....

#7
that depends entirely on yourself.

i think they didn't know the dog was lying there.
they don't start laughing until it was clear the dog was not hurt.
if they wanted to prank the dog they would've laughed the moment he ran away.

i actually believed him the last two.

leave nature alone

aah the guy from Ukraine got talent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE

Nitroglycerine when detonated has an speed of expansion of 6 miles/sec (9,5km/s)

i want those bumpers

i really hoped it would go BAANG at the end -.-

i simply do not understand why all these designers still have jobs.

those dresses are incredibly ugly

i'm sensing a new upcoming cheap horror flick.
"tumbleweeds, of course. why didn't i think of that"

There is no money in providing clean water in poor countries.
Thats why nobody does it in a large scale.

"because of the weather conditions(...)"
yeaaah right

Don't throw it back in, eat it!!!

men can use vacuums, too!

it did not look like they could do much damage.
but when they show the wounds he took... ouch!

#1
depends on the woman they send with me..

#8 more like a seal...

as an experiment i recorded me sleeping last night.
now im too scared to watch it......

#1
i think you mistake "the world" as the amazing place with humanity which is full of violence and hatred.
the world is beautiful.
humanity is not.

sad thing is, i can only do one thing from all that he showed.
that was the part where he sat on the chair. doing it right now.
pretty good at it.
damn it.....

#2

thanks for explaining.
i thought he was just very hungry....

1:20
the paper moves, but the candle doesn't.
that bothered me the most

#4

50% of all the food produced in USA and Europe is thrown away. Garbage.
Start there, then continue with guys cutting fruits...

#2

right, the gap was not that big......

#4
you should really look into some Neil deGrasse Tyson Videos.
you could learn a little something.
Maybe look into the rocket equation

can anyone explain to me, why cops (not only the ones in the video) make their sirene sound "stutter"?
what is the goal?
thanks

reminds me of a toy i had as a child.
you put a ball in there, has a small basket on the top, you press the button and fuuuuuun

02:40 HILARIOUS! made my day!

1 ant was harmed during this vid.
RIP - we miss you fred

yeaah well and after that i always start drinking my morning coffee

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

#4
it's a common problem on snotr these days.
troll elsewhere

"Roll over". "Now play dead". "Now get the f--- out of there!!"

Now do that again with her >
http://wahoha.com/static/images/ci/24227-220x220.jpg
!!

Easy. Force your children to train for hours a day.
Don't let them go out and play.
Punish them if they aren't doing as good as you expect.
Rob them of your childhood.
I have chinese friends. They know how it is there.
It is just a sophisticated kind of child abuse.
The poor little fellas...

#9
Actually, there is one martial art form invented by an buddist nun.
And this martial art has adepted in the last years and puts lots more weight into beeing attacked by knife, multiple attackers and laying on the ground while getting beating.
Look into WingTsun.

I like the demonstration at the end, because first i thought it does not look like it would hurt that bad due to missing acceleration.
But i wouldn't replace that jar with my head

#2 landing footage? you know this is mars, don't you? it's not like.. a lot of video amateurs up there to capture the moment

damn sand, gets everywhere

....and don't forget the hot wax

#1
Lasers work by producing short pulses of intense light that pass harmlessly through the top layers of the skin to be selectively absorbed by the tattoo pigment. This laser energy causes the tattoo pigment to fragment into smaller particles that are then removed by the body's immune system.

i wonder why the asian guy himself wasn't affected by the spray.
that must have gotten all over the place.
lucky him

from germany:

is it true that in the usa average cars take around ~6 gallons / 100 miles or is it a myth that needs to be busted?
in germany the average would be around 3,5 gallons / 100 miles.
And what is the price on 1 gallon?
Here it is around 4,65$.

9:30 can someone explain me what the heck they were trying to do?

I hope these people will always be happy and live a long and healthy life.
They deserve it.

I wish i could eat that much and won't need to eat 2 weeks afterwards.
Would save a lot of time

I think i've never seen something more unexpected .
There were things close but....

it is sad, that he has to be honored.
it is sad, that it is something special to help other people

He survived with several broken bones.
Don't wanna know how many of them don't survive...
Still they will continue this kind of sport, arenalin is powerful.

*crack* "oh shit" *crack* "oh shit" *crack* "oh shit" *crack* SPLASH.

"Can we do that again??"

Thought the same thing. Yeah!

brilliant!

Many people walk on designated crosswalks!
Stupid drivers i say!

Guess this video is only for Sykrim-Players.
I just love it!!!

Now imagine the whole slowmotion again "holy fu$§% shit"

#1 I wonder if after millions of year WE will evolve back to apes...
we are on the best way...

and some people say animals have no soul....

00:30 skill + luck = win!

http://www.megagadgets.de/jetlev-flyer.html

Buy one

Now give me a fail-version!

Second Time he still needed few second to charge that turboboost again

i hope i'm not the only one thinking... wtf?

This guy can sell anything to anyone. He could sell you a bottle of sand in the desert.

"Pssst, you hear that?..."

"No, nothing".

"Me too. Damn there must be a ninja around here".

Well it isnt a rubics cube, but the concept is very nice.
I dont think i would spend time with this device, but as is said the idea could be implemented in f.e. a computer game so.
best of luck to the inventor.

It makes me sad that he is an exception.

darkwing duck testing his new evasive suit

i voted thumbs up... and you know exactly why....

Don't get me wrong, those guys are awesome.

But im starting to get a bit tired of watching freerunners

Christmas market? It was July. It was the 36. Meeting of the bards as seen here:

http://www.bardentreffen.de/

Whole City was full of lights on the trees, everywhere small bands where playing.

It was fu"§ng cold in July here. As seen on the webpage. It says at the start:

Ein Bardentreffen wie im Herbst — das gab’s auch noch nie. An derart kal­tes, trübes, graues Wetter beim gro­ßen Musikfestival kann sich niemand erinnern.

Translate (sorry for bad english):

Festival like in autumn - that never happend before. Such an cold, grey, rainy weather at the big music festival no one rememberes ever happend.

This was in Nuernberg, Germany in July.
I remember, because at 01:00 i was about 1 meter behind the guy that was filming and already watched a short scene of this video while making.
I remember the woman walking by at 01:01, few seconds later she bumped into someone.
If i knew this was uploaded here i would have jumped in the middle and do a faceplant or something ^^

Would'nt it be great if the driver that got stopped out at the beginning was someone like Vladimir Klitschko?.... "What you brought me there son? A toothpick?"

#13 Its not first contact with a human outside their group.
I mean, just read the discription and underline the third word

That must have been one hell of a giant squirrel

he tries to launch it and slips, exactly like in the movie. he never learns it or....

#3 not to be a smart mouth but actually it means "Unidentified Flying Object"

Lemmings!

#7
http://www.snotr.com/video/2219
Watch this great video and you'll understand
Duration actually is a line in the fourth dimension. You living in the third only see an momentarily Image. (is this even correct english?...)

Well, the fourth Dimension actually is "Duration", so this has nothing to do with it.
I see Height, Width and Depth. So it's actually 3D.
But its awesome nevertheless

how can it be funny to risk other peoples lives?...