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2. nokster 19 days ago on video The Golden Ratio 1.618
Whad'ya know?... we ACTUALLY learned something with snort!! 
(it's a joke... don't go and be hatin')
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3. nokster 43 days ago on video Google maps 8-bit for NES
The modem imbued cartridge cracked me up! 
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6. nokster 73 days ago on video Kara by Quantic Dream
Hope they make a movie about this!!!
NOW I'M CURIOUS!!!
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7. nokster 90 days ago on video Things you don't say to your wife song
Ohhh this brings back memories!! I saw this video a LONG time ago!!!
Best part .... SOLO...OK!!!
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8. nokster 105 days ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru
What #6 said!
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10. nokster 110 days ago on video How hard for girls to wear jeans...
Thanks to Snort, we have such relevant information!
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11. nokster 151 days ago on video Just a little swim in the ocean
Did u all crossed your legs in the end of the clip? 
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13. nokster 157 days ago on video Container ship flexing in rough weather
That corridor just freaked me out 
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14. nokster 157 days ago on video Demolition man
at the 1st attempt the silo managing to stand is priceless!
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15. nokster 181 days ago on video Lovely Owl
Curiosly, another video hosted on wimp.com
I've seen a comment a while back with someone mentioning this... I guess he/she was right...
oh well...
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16. nokster 194 days ago on video Greatest Scene In Film History
Probably the first "bad" vote that I did.
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17. nokster 198 days ago on video Paragliding vs Eagle
All things considered, that was a soft landing. He was lucky.
Btw, I'd love to understand what his saying!
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19. nokster 209 days ago on video Motocross accident - Big surprise on track
well, apart the girls stupidness, the biker is a real gentlemen! Respect!
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21. nokster 225 days ago on video Charlie Chaplin final speech in "The Great Dictator"
#6 was inspired by the clip. Wise words my friend.
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22. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 226 days ago on video Charlie And The Seal
#(removed comment) Not funny. Not funny at all!
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23. nokster 286 days ago on video Bootleg Fireworks
I haven't laughed this hard for sometime now!
That was funny!!!
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24. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 301 days ago on video Dirt Devil-The Exorcist
I don't dare to watch!
I like sleeping!
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25. nokster 321 days ago on video How to stop a crying baby
If it's hereditary I won't have a problem!
Hurray for the Satyricon baby! 
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26. nokster 330 days ago on video Greetings from Turkey!
Cmon guys!! #1 and #6 where actually funny!!
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27. nokster 330 days ago on video Experience Human Flight with the Melbourne Skydive Centre
#4 Would be better for the global warming! 
I wish I had the nerve to do that!!
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31. nokster 351 days ago on video 2011 WSBK Donington - Race 1 - Maxime Berger Crash
When this happened there was a particular guy in the pit that everyone was looking at!
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32. nokster 1 year ago on video Exploding waterballoon..
Well. I thought would be a very clarifying video, in interest of science of course, so I uploaded!
Glad that everyone have enriched with this!
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33. nokster 1 year ago on video World Builder
My girl works with AutoCad... she would love this software!
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34. nokster 1 year ago on video A strange invention from Turkey
I swear that my grandmother had one of these!
I remember her storing eggs in there!
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36. nokster 2 years ago on video Street Bullfighting
#17 I belive you are portuguese but are u Azorian?
Have you ever been to one of these bullfights?
Yes it has happened mostly because all the roads now are made of asfalt and sometimes the slide and fall. But they are NEVER taken to the slaughter. They are born, they "fight", eat, sleep, procreate and the most of them die of old age! Probably because the meat is too hard. I'm sure you are not a hippie of any sort (and everyone has their opinion and I respect that), I'm not saying you, but most of the people that are concerned about "the bull" probably are having this conversation sitting down at the table eating a one-pound prime rib and don't give a bloddy fart about where it came from or if the animal was well treated and fed correctly (or what it was fed with for that any matter)... unless you're a vegetarian!
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37. nokster 2 years ago on video Street Bullfighting
This events happen for allmost 60 years!
It's diferent than the other bullfights because:
1. The bull is raised from their birth for this ocasions in prime pastures and left alone. No human contact.
2. We don't hurt the bull, the bull hurts people!
3. They only run for about 15 to 20 minutes and then they are taked back to the pastures already mentioned.
Please don't talk bad of something you don't know.
#12 Has happened a lot of times unfortunately.
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38. nokster 2 years ago on video Kenyan Homebuilt Aircraft Manufacturer
#1 Your answer lies here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-_dsNTZch0
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40. nokster 2 years ago on video Aston Martin ALMS Flying At Mid-Ohio Raceway
@00:14 Pedro Lamy is a national portuguese hero now!
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44. nokster 2 years ago on video Sensational solar system discovery.
So, when can I start packing?
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45. nokster 2 years ago on video Amazing Pool Trick
For all that don't know what kinda game this table is for, here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carom_billiards
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46. nokster 2 years ago on video Guy With Cerebral Palsy Doing Stand Up Comedy
What I admire is that he accepts and takes his disorder and turns it to something funny!
This is good to show some stupid people that people like him don't want to "eat your brain" and they were just born that way!
Cheers up for the fellow!
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48. nokster 2 years ago on video Rocket carrying a 45 million dollar military satellite
That's pure luck that no one got hurt!
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51. nokster 2 years ago on video Whatever these guys are doing they do it wrong
Keyboard Launch Olympics
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53. nokster 2 years ago on video Eclectic 3.0
#2 This view is shot using Depth of Field technique!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depth_of_field
That's why it seems fake!
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55. nokster 2 years ago on video Freebord - Choe team ride
The security guard dive at 1:59 made my day!
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56. nokster 2 years ago on video Lioness offering her new born cub to Kevin Richardson
I want a lion cub!
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57. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video My code word for taking the dog on a walk
What's the code word so that him dosen't do this anymore?
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62. nokster 2 years ago on video Latvian girl...
The sound the "bowl" makes when it hits her head is priceless!!
I laughed so hard!
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63. nokster 2 years ago on video Alien vs. Human Intelligence
Ok, I'm going to a corner and cry... 
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67. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Tree Branch Falls On Power Lines
SMOKIN!!!!!!!
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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN
She's not a very "horny" girl!!!
LOL!!! She didn't find it very funny!
(horn's aren't very good for puns)
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71. nokster 2 years ago on video Amazing hillclimb
This guy is (was) an amazing driver!!!
Don't forget that this car dosen't have any traction control or power-stearing!
And yes, it's the gear knob he has on he's hand at the end!
What? Wait? No semi-automatic gear like F1 cars??
Didn't even noticed he using the clutch...
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72. nokster 2 years ago on video Evolution of guy (2years photo every day)
A lot of determination!! That's sweet!
BTW, dosen't he look like Jason Statham from Transporter Triology? 
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73. nokster 2 years ago on video MythBusters Explosions Montage
Exactly at 1:08 Coolest explosion effect EVER!
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75. nokster 2 years ago on video Amazing LED setup
OMG!!!! PLZ TELL ME WHAT IS THIS BAND/MUSIC!!!!!
It's crazy!!! I was like @ 1:06!!
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77. nokster 2 years ago on video A Turing Machine
I wish I could do that!
Prolly a college projecto or something!
Pretty sweet tho!
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78. nokster 2 years ago on video Stewie needs a bath
"AWH! How dare you??" *bitchslap*
Lol'ed with that one!!
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Master of Business Card Throwing
#2 He only needs to imbue some energy on them!
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80. nokster 2 years ago on video Pump it up
I saw this video for the first time ages ago!
Never gets old! 
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81. nokster 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
Well, IT'S funny cuz the kid dosen't get harmed.
If I was the dad I would also kick the freaking big
#5 A turkey? That must have been a very big angry turkey!!
#9 Actually it's not a horse but a pony!!
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82. nokster 2 years ago on video Water - Whiskey experiment
Well, I think it's true just because whisky (alcohol) is lighter than water, so if u leave a tiny space on the borders of the cups (@00:28), gravity (has suction) will do the rest.
Well, that's my idea... don't really now if I got it right!
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83. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video DJ Cat
Can anyone PLEASE tell me the name and band of the music?!?!
...
nevermind... got the anwser from #11 regretfully... 
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84. nokster 2 years ago on video Huge Solar Eruption
#3 Worry not friend!!
Distance from Earth to Sun = 147.333.000.000km or 93.465.000.000 miles
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85. nokster 2 years ago on video Apollo 11 slow motion launch
And I tought my car was powerfull!
Great vid!! Very interesting!
Bring over the marshmellows!
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86. nokster 2 years ago on video 4 Guys act like their girlfriends
OMG OMG!!!
They must have no girlfriends or have some big "testies"!
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87. nokster 2 years ago on video Epic dog food commercial
13 "Comment rated too low"?
That should be an achivement!
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89. nokster 2 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught
#2 and #3:
Every country has the right to defend itself!
If you catch a robber in your house, stealing your stuff, what are you going to do?!
Get your Kalashnikov of course!
#4:
Don't know what you're saying but @ 1:43 you can see a russian soldier handing "PPSh-41" clips to his "comrades". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PPSh-41
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90. nokster 2 years ago on video Cat is shocked
The cat is flabbergasted!!!
LLLLOOOOLLLLLL!!! Funny!!!!
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91. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Singstar game
NICE!
But I still like Nintendo too!! 
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92. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt
Bush is just plain ol' stupid! Geez!
People say that "blondes are dumb"? This guy is a hole new meaning for dumb!
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93. nokster 2 years ago on video 4 hands 1 guitar
OMG!!! FLAWLESS!!!
Love when they combo, like when she picks and he does the chords!
BTW, I love this videos that show that humanity has some future, that we won't be a bunch of mindless zombies in a "not-so-distant" future!
#3 You got that right!
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94. nokster 2 years ago on video Shamwow guy in jail
"One stab: flesh wound, OK?
Two stabs: dead, OK?"
LOL'ed with that one!
FYI: https://www.shamwow.com - see the video there, you'll get it
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96. nokster 2 years ago on video The Matrix Pill
How deep the rabit hole goes?!?!
That's can't be good! 
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97. nokster 2 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage
I'm sorry for my ignorance but is it hail comming down at the beginning?
In Melbourne? WOW
And it's not funny, but should definitly be on Snotr!
Let it be has a warning!!!
Rain in that quantity can ruin a city and people can get hurt losing control of their cars and stuff!
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99. nokster 2 years ago on video Curling
Video is funny, but #(removed comment) comment was even better!
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101. nokster 2 years ago on video Police car gets totaled
Impressive! The car in the middle (the one with the camera) dosen't get hit!
Very well calculated ramming!
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103. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Newspaper
Funny... but he's gay!
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108. nokster 2 years ago on video Michelle's Tongue Tricks
The word "twirl" came to mind!
BTW, in a second look of the video, the girl is really beautifull!
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video It's him!
GET YO HANDS OTTA MA OWMIN!
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110. nokster 2 years ago on video Renault Convertible Challenge
6:18 - "To him, we look like a sandiwich box with the lid half off!"
PRICELLESS!!!
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111. nokster 2 years ago on video Banterdude and Chat Roulette
AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW CMON!!!!
Don't be so uptight!!
I just kept seeing all the people face's laughing big time!!
I think it's pretty funny!!!
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112. nokster 2 years ago on video Kitten massage
#3 The cat that is "getting" the massage is a Norwegian Florest Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Forest_Cat) altought I might be wrong cuz he's still young!
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117. nokster 2 years ago on video Mystery solved!
Well, this is all good information and all but, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT @ 1:48?!?!
It's black!
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118. nokster 2 years ago on video Marble machine
This deserves the award of the Double-Monkey-Head!!
Here ->
Very well contructed! Must have been dificult cuz it's so darn small!
The wood works are very good has well
Good job m8!
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120. nokster 2 years ago on video Bird Hates Other Bird
... and then Mother Chocobo suddently appears!
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121. nokster 2 years ago on video Checkerboard optical illusion
It's an optical ilusion made with pieces of paper that come out the paper hole puncher!
Just put them pointing towards the center diagnoly!
Impress your friends at partys!
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123. nokster 2 years ago on video Slow motion popping popcorn
#5 "Popcorn was first discovered thousands of years ago by the Native Americans[2]. Some tribes believed that the popping noise was that of an angry god who escaped the kernel."
@http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popcorn
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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Quick Job
OMG #3!!!
The blasphemy! I wished I had 2500€ to buy a MacBook Pro!
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128. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Imitations
#1 & #2 are equaly right!
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129. nokster 2 years ago on video Suspect disposes of evidence
He eats it and then his face is all like:
"You ain't gonna find nothing coppers!!! Nothing I say!"
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131. nokster 2 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon
Baal?...Nah!
Belzebu?...Nah!
Jigglypuff?...?...? OH YEAH!!! There's a demon name!!
geez.....idiots!
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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment nokster 2 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody
Cmon #(removed comment)... I think it's funny has hell!!!
BTW, how can they hold on those shoes for so long? And dance with them!?
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133. nokster 2 years ago on video To Catch a Predator
Not trying to be harsh, but here's my two cents:
1. Caught trying to do it = jail lifetime!
2. Caught doing it or had done it before = public hanging!!!
I despise pedofiles!
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139. nokster 2 years ago on video Mimicking bird - unseen footage!
a bird that "plays" the bass?!?!
I want one!!!
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140. nokster 2 years ago on video Red Trapdoor Spider
ALIEN!
Seriously, it look like a hand but I would run like a girl if I encounter one of these!!
BTW, is it just me or the spider is someone's pet?!
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141. nokster 2 years ago on video Weird Water Experiment!
Sooooooooo this is why my eggs take forever to cook!
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142. nokster 2 years ago on video Double-Decker Drift
#6 Aye! They need some power to move around with people inside! Not meant to drift!
With a bit more power (250hp) and stick gears prolly would be even funnier!
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143. nokster 2 years ago on video Fluteboxing
#(removed comment) I agree! But at sometime I tought he's head was going to explode!
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1. nokster 19 days ago on video Guy Plays Canon Rock On A Ruler
oh my that was truly EPIC!!
and I tought I was good!! ahahahah
amazing!!!