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-17 1. tsar911 commented 7 years ago on video The Importance of Load Balancing When Towing

Such a misleading video...

So what do I do? Stop fingering the load once on the road or what?
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+1 2. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris

I am so sorry to be late to comment on this, but watching him play Tetris was easily in the top three atrocious things that have happened in my life.

And, to put that in perspective, I was born to a poor family in India!
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+2 3. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video Real life prison break! Inmates escape Canadian jail by helicopter

...and it was heard that as the prisoners escaped, the prison guards as the waved farewell, were politely saying sorry to the escapees for keeping them in prison.
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+5 4. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video How to send an 'E mail' - Database - 1984 ( Snotr Category Week )

Few questions:

1. Why are people in 1984 Britain so awkward?

2. "Why did you buy a computer?" sounded less like a question and more like a "Why did you do this crime?"
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+14 5. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video Man Robs Taxi Driver at Gunpoint...In Front of Cop

That's why they say look before you leap.

My heart went out to this scared granddad aged taxi driver who was unfortunate to have such a scum point gum at him.
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0 6. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video Japanese Ninja working in a street!!!!!

#5 & #6 you can say that again
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-1 7. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video Hypnotic Cardistry Kid

I think the cool soundtrack will still not help against these virginity protecting skills.
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+3 8. tsar911 commented 8 years ago on video little girl zumba

oh my god, those claps are so loud. poor little hands...
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0 9. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video The Banach-Tarski Paradox

18:04 If anyone's wondering, yep that's what a furry's anus looks like.
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-8 10. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video Seven ...

That not impressive at all.

My girlfriend told me she got eight to land on her landing strip. I got angry at her for not inviting me along and she told me that the air show at Bukake isn't something I would apparently like.
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+3 11. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video How a tugboat works

yeh... and when I try to explain all of this to my grilfriend when she's tugging my boat... all of a sudden "I'm ruining the mood..."
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+5 12. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video Understanding how a Car's Transmission works

Wow. I'm not a mechanical engineer but this was explained in a perfect way.

Full marks!
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+1 13. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video Are You Sitting Too Much?

OMG, this opened my eyes... I was like: "No s*iting!" ... umm I mean... "No sitting!"
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+4 14. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video Cruise ship being beached at full speed

#1, #6, #7, #9 .... umm.. get a room maybe?
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-6 15. tsar911 commented 9 years ago on video A Japanese Artist Paints 3D Goldfish That You Might Think They Are Real!

I'm sorry for being a little skeptic - but the fish he paints in the end looks awful.

And all the amazing 3d looking ones are only shown through annoying camera edits and stupid out of focus angles.
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+8 16. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Woman fails extinguisher training

Women are never good at putting out fires. Rather they usually start some... hehe
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+1 17. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Drawing timelapse: a bottle of Oddka vodka

If like me you're wondering what is the music playing, then click here: http://bit.ly/1CHCWsl

It's called "Motivational And Uplifting Notes" by Cinquequarti.
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+2 18. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Cameroon's Volleyball Team - full of passion warm-up

All that warm up effort by Cameroon players and they lost in straight sets to Australia - http://bit.ly/WAC5t6

Mental Note: Next time I will warm-up the regular way and not the show-boating way.
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+5 19. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Fails Compilation

Finally, there is some redemption. I was getting tired of this narcissistic meme.
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+14 20. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Mantis fly swatter

See, I've always said that Evolution of Species by means of Natural Selection is easily proven:

Step 1: Evolve a superior species like a a homo-sapien.

Step 2: Let the said homo-sapien carry the Mantis Fly Eater around in a domestic environment on a stick to hunt for it's natural prey, a fly.

:D
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+5 21. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Dog reacts to Portugal elimination

He maybe a dog but still he understands more football than my best friend from America.

Wow.
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+12 22. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Point of Contact

#1, #2... you terrorists!
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+4 23. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Ravioli & Lava

What kind of Laval-Sphegetti fetish is this?!?!?
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+5 24. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video 9 Year Old Girl Lands a 540

Why is there a United Nations logo at 00:39?
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+9 25. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Jamie Whincup Spin Recovery

Race Team Manager: "Jamie you entered the corner too fast, you braked too late, you almost totaled your front-end and you lost two places!"

Jamie: "Yeah, but that 360 though..."
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+6 26. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video A Very Smart Bird

This puts a whole new perspective to the necessity is the mother of all invention thing from the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crow_and_the_Pitcher
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+20 27. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Should a human touch 200,000 volts?

Such a nice presentation. Even though I learnt all of these things in high school but somehow never pictured the mechanism so clearly until I watched it here.

Bravo.
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+1 28. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Mortal Kombat Goro suit from the 1995 movie

Looks like some work went into the props, but still they managed to make it look hopelessly bad in FX department for something that came two years after Jurassic Park - watch a review here http://youtu.be/wQ5YBcNgt7U
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+8 29. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Sea Chair

one this problem starts affecting the life of the rich, you'll see it getting solved only then. Human beings are amazingly creative but they respond to most problems when it affects them, not when it is the right thing to do.
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+23 30. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Perfect salt cubes formed in the Dead Sea

This is because sea salt is mostly Sodium Chloride, which has a crystal lattice structure in the form of a cube as can be seen here http://bit.ly/1mVZa3m - so those crystals which can grow ideally without any damage etc., they grow in form of a perfect cube.

Very awesome to see science happening in everyday random places...
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-1 31. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Unexpected

After that story about the Range Rover driver killing a motorcyclist and then being chased and hit so much that he broke his spine - I was really worried watching this video. But half way through I figured something else is in play.. Excellent surprise!
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+6 32. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Drone flying through fireworks!

Just magical - what a view...

First time I'm really impressed with the use of drones...
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+4 33. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Cliff Slip and Slide

I wana, I wana, I wana..
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+4 34. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video How to put on pants without using your hands

I hope no one ever sees me doing THAT. I won't be able to explain to them that I was just trying on pants without using my hands...
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+15 35. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Karma at the hockey game

Serendipity is a small word to describe this situation. It's more like god decided to drop everything he was doing and took it upon himself to teach this douchebag a lesson. I'm an atheist but that's how I feel on the unbelievable probability what happened...
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+13 36. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Homemade Rocket Fuel (R-Candy)

...sure, and when I make home-made explosive like that, all of a sudden the FBI is knocking on my door.

:P
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+30 37. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Guy In Family Nissan Maxima Beats Turbo-Charged Porsche

#1 you can say that again..
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+23 38. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Coca-Cola 2nd Lives

But wouldn't it help not to drink the sodium-enriched, sugar-laden soda? I like Coke and have it once in a while, but when they go on such long-winded feel-good-excuses, it just puts me off.

Have a Coke once in a while and don't use it as replacement for daily intake of water and nothing wrong will happen to the environment.
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-11 39. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Intex Pool Wave

yep, definitely an annoying idiot.
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-1 40. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Living with lag

FAKE: They're not speaking English.
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+11 41. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video If you wouldn't say it about a boob job...

He has the typical annoying smug wink that I hate about know-it-all kind of idiots.
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-2 42. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Revenge of the Nerds

Excellent tits @ 00:26
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-2 43. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Pen Spinning

Virginity Shield: ON.
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+2 44. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Who'd be an air traffic controller?

Its like thousands of sperms floating around mother earth trying to make their way to their destination.
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+5 45. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Poop Transplants

Transplanting soil or water from one field to the other is one thing - Eating shit, however, is a whole lot other fetish.
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+9 46. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video SOLOSHOT2

Their tagline should be: So you now don't miss capturing even a single crotch hit after falling off the skateboards and your crazy stunts.
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+12 47. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Chess table with unique secret compartment

Virginity: Protected.
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+6 48. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Michio Kaku: This is Your Brain on a Laser Beam

consciousness schmonschiousness, what about the more important question: when can we beam porn across the galaxies in form of a laser beam?
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+7 49. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Knife Guyz

Should come with a big warning of don't try this.
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+2 50. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Emily

Kids normally cry first few times at the barber's. So, I think this girl's parents told her a story that some kids get sick and they have no hair so lets send them some of yours; so that she focuses on the good deed of sharing and not crying from fear of scissors etc.

I don't know what to make of it. It's similar to telling kids about Santa Claus. But the problem I have is the background music, movie-like camera angles, overly used depth of field focusing, reality show like depiction - makes me wonder whose consumption is it really for? Patronising grown-ups over a make-believe idea taught to a kid? That made the video weird for me.
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-1 51. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Damien Walters - Human Loop the Loop

still tastes worse than coke...
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+16 52. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Dad makes Mission Control Desk for his son

Somehow I feel that the Dad made it more for his benefit than the kid ... but excellent work dad!
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+13 53. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Kiss cam

Yeah so? Down in South that's how you do it.
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0 54. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video How Wolves Change Rivers

Interesting information - though the over-excited narrator seemed like he's a fanboy for Team Jacob..,
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+11 55. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Shanghai Tower

Two words: Death wish.
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-6 56. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Sochi Downhill course

after reading the title I clicked it hoping to see some vintage porn leaked video of the inventor of phone doing a dame called Rosa.. but all I saw was a white dude on a ski slope.. talk about disappointment!
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+9 57. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Schumos Coffee

With a wholesome ad like that, I'm sure as hell not buying their coffee.
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0 58. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Shifting an 18 Speed Transmission

1:18 ...but not how you make a good video.

He could've placed the camera behind on the other side and a little back.
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+9 59. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video A very close call.....

..though driver's reaction made me laugh - I hate 'lane-challenged' drivers.
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+5 60. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video 55 Gallon steel drum implodes

Somehow I was expecting some drumming - maybe read the title wrong...
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+19 61. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Super Bowl Commercial

Absolutely inspirational! I come from South Asia where in last few hundred years ethnic and religions discriminations have divided and driven people apart - and to see this inspiration of multi-ethnic unity is just amazing.

Well done coke! (also it's a really good advertisement idea)
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+7 62. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video I so much love this cake (gummy cake)

To be honest it didn't look that attractive to eat. Just a chuck of rubbery looking stuff...
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-13 63. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Pretty sure they didn't see that coming

...had to repeat the last few seconds to understand that he said, "Payback's a wench".

Whiteboy can't even say bitch right!
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+4 64. tsar911 commented 10 years ago on video Forced perspective with a moving camera

I wonder if they use the same technique to make Ron Jeremy look big in pronos...
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+10 65. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Explosion

I love it the cows were hauling ass together right there in the end.
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+16 66. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The biggest organism on Earth

I have a feeling that the guy who made this video has a 'panda-fetish'.
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+2 67. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Making SOLID Nitrogen!

oui oui oui ...
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+24 68. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video X Games Moto X rider leading race fist pumps, crashes, loses

I enjoyed that - I hate arrogant show-boating and she learned a good lesson.
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+4 69. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video South Korea's Innovative parking places.

Did the last guy say "I seriously couldn't do without the balloons" -- Creepy much?

And the woman says there's nothing more economical than this. Which world are they from??
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-3 70. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Don't let this guy embarrass you in a street fight

This guy spends 6 hours a day everyday learning this and he will 'teach' you to master all of this in 6 minutes as long as you 'pay' him.

I hate these kinds of sells.

Impressive skills though.
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+37 71. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The free univere

...and yet, when I try to explain all of that to the girl on a date; all of a sudden I end up going home alone.
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+1 72. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The Making of a Gaming Mouse: Inside Logitech's Labs

Too much french accent for my comprehension...
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+12 73. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The Largest Galaxy in the Universe: IC 1101

which program is this from? I would like to see more.
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+10 74. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Intelligent headlight technology

Somehow all this 'lights show' going on and off will distract me if I am in the car in the front. Even though it might not be glaring at me, but I know will be distracting and I will be like, 'what's up with the headlights of the car behind me...' and BAM! I will hit something on the road being distracted by this 'intelligent light show' going on behind me.
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+40 75. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Open 24 beers in one go

..and we'll never see this cool party invention available for sale, but you can order 23 different types of cheese knives from the internet all day long.
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-3 76. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Timelapse through Antarctica

How are they not contributing to melting Antarctica?
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0 77. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Animals Trying To Stay Awake

2:38 Thumbs up if you saw boobs first.
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+4 78. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Samsung's Transparent Smart Window Demonstration

I wish the blinds at my flat were that easy to operate. Whenever I try to open or close them, they always get shit-tangled.
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+2 79. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video 60,000 bottle caps later...One awesome wall.

Creative and perfect viral ad for the company as well. It made me Google up Keg Works.
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-9 80. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Catching a Train

Third world problems...
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+53 81. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Slap reaction

...ninja reaction or not, I was asking myself the more important question: Who the hell is Jon Huertas?
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+21 82. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video 'Zebra' escapes a zoo in Japan

...and I thought only Japanese porn was weird. This takes the cake by far!
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+27 83. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The Most Dangerous Place on Earth

He makes the most random but very informative videos.
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+32 84. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Footage from inside a plane with its engine burning during the flight !

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***ing flames on this motherf***ing plane!"
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+23 85. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Russian "flying tank" T-90

Oh god please don't let this tank guy loose on Russian roads like we see in all the Russian car crash videos....
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+28 86. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Muhammad Ali 1974

..and if I take my clothes off in front of my students in the classroom ... all of a sudden I'm creepy...
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+24 87. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Cat asking for food

Please Sir, Meow have some more?
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+3 88. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Town abandoned overnight in Northern BC, Canada

I wonder if ever gold prices crash like molybdenum... what global armageddon that would unleash!
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+85 89. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank

Finally a non-annoying fun drive-through prank. I liked it.
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+8 90. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Dog Running With Shoes

That would happen if Pluto and Scooby-doo are cross bread. He's ran like a clumsy clown dog in the end... so cute.
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+10 91. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video The World's Shortest Escalator

#1 Maybe he's an Escalator Fetish Enthusiast?
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+27 92. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Sandwich Emergency

First world problems....
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+4 93. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Jurassic Prank

Interesting how in every shot the legs of the dino are not shown because that part doesn't make it look believable - like in this video http://www.snotr.com/video/8070/Dinosaur_at_school
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+8 94. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Speech 101 Prank

Right so you signed up for a speech 101 class when you didn't really need one then invested 4 months planning the perfect prank by going there every day and attending classes and taking the time for class projects and after all of that I think the prank's on you buddy.
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+12 95. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Nice Ball Control

impressive... but while he does that to entertain the crowd and the crowd chipping in a few pennies for his performance, this year highest paid footballer made over US $40 million...
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+11 96. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video How does a wing actually work?

Oh, okay -- so on his channel he puts videos with always the same music and in this video he hadn't started it so he said something didn't feel right to refer to not have put on the background music - which he then does.

..and here I was thinking that the 'aaaah' sound was like he wasn't feeling right and took a big dump and then it was okay...

A bit cheesy I'd say.. but oh well the explanation is fairly helpful.
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+7 97. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video How does a wing actually work?

I missed what he meant by 'that's better' in the start. What's better?
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+5 98. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Amazing Anamorphic Illusions!

...and he writes music too. wow.

The song used in this vid:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/soul-switch/id426471027
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+23 99. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video A helping hand ...

that's so sweet...
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+1 100. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Puppet Dance

...and if I do that with real kids in the street, all of a sudden I'm a paedophile.
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+18 101. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video A good chase

..and I thought the police car was after the yellow cab at 0:10

wow some ruthless chase
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+8 102. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Rookie Climber Attempts The Wall

0:30 ..and now, I shall flap my wings and try to fly to achieve my goal.
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+70 104. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video How to Get Through Checkpoints Quickly

Now try that with a Koran and see what happens.
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+4 105. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Dogs teaching chemistry.

0:15 exactly my face trying to figure out the angle to have used dogs for explaining science
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+10 106. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Driver tried parking to switch drivers and the car slipped into reverse...

This is right up there in the top WTF category of car videos.
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+12 107. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Spider prank

I don't understand it - how does this green spider figure out to only climb into the shirts of hot girls :P
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+3 108. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Airplane Hits Car During Landing

Wrong place at the wrong time.

Trains are hitting crap-trucks, planes are hitting soccer-mom vans..... what is the world coming to??

=)
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+12 109. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Dodos, Maltese Falcons, and the Art of Obsession

4:40 --- biggest point of wisdom I can relate to...

"You can only clean a super-messy room by picking up one thing at a time and you can't think about the totality"
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+4 110. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video 10 Strongest Materials Known To Man

2:12 In the end I became really curious to know which circus does that elephant work in. I really wanna see him perform.
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+40 111. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Air Refueling Close Call

the nervousness reminds me of my first time =)
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+3 112. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Flame Gulping Engine

Is it just me or did anyone else also think that it'd make a (dangerous but) good vibrator?
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+28 113. tsar911 commented 11 years ago on video Why Do We Use Lights When Driving At Night?

That really scared the s*** out of me.
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+2 114. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Trick Shot Battle 2

I so wana watch these guys live .. or at least their outtakes...

I really wana know how many outtakes it takes to get to 5 mins of compilation like that?
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+1 115. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Shot from Behind... Literally

I'll call it 'Chicken Tweener' shot. Wow amazing.
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+8 116. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video The value of simple ideas...

I'm interested to know what lamp could have sent its ray of beam of light 5 miles in the ye olde pairs...

Must've been some strong lamp.
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-2 117. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Urban Ninja

He should be dealt under public disorder offence.
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+23 118. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Unleash the 007 that is in you

Somehow feels more viral than real but that's just me.
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+20 119. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Slap that ass

...and when I do that unannouned to my girlfriend in public - all of a sudden I'm perverted!
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+7 120. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video The flintstones are back ...

You might not hear it but the kids are screaming "Mommmmiee...!!!"
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+23 121. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video $5 Bluetooth Car Hack

Now I want a Blu-Ray adaptor for my VHS tapes...
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+18 122. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video And the Gold Medal goes to ...

Alpha dog v. Pussy dogs
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+16 123. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Rallye WRC France 2012

Good example of Murphy's Law: Everything that can go wrong, went wrong.

Hehe.
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+38 124. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Tattoo removal

This video doesn't explain a lot.
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+6 125. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video And then he saw my wife ...

Trolling bear taken to task. Go mum!
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+20 126. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video LEGO Great Ball Contraption

Some how all this cluttery-clap sound is really soothing.
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+25 127. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Burglar's Bloopers

Coming soon to a cinema near you: 'Store' Alone 3 - This time it's commercial!
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+29 128. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Useless Talent #23...Or Is It

Which tables?
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+7 129. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Red

@ 1:24 ...

once more into the fray
into the last good fight i'll ever know
live and die on this day
live and die on this day
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+2 130. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Stealing Time

somebody explain the ending please?
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-11 131. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Giant slingshot insanity

somehow boys find satisfaction in that... i'll never understand why..
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+38 132. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Ukrainian Drunk Master vs Glass Bottle

and he's still allowed the right to offspring..

:P
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+20 133. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Giant Rubik's Cube Mosaic, ArtPrize 2010, Pete Fecteau

computer rendered image, computerised pixel calculation, and possibly computer aided rubik cube side positioned (from the robotic lego rubik's cube solver we saw on snotr) ..... where is the art?

it's more tech-labour and less creative-wow. just like the push-pin art or the guy who paints screws - nothing wow.
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+14 134. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video New device makes wheelchairs obsolete.

This brought tears to my eyes.. .my brother is T4 spinal cord injured from a car accident... and this is such a promising looking invention.. he always keeps asking me to look up new technologies invented for such injuries....

By the way I want to know how it copes with a incline ramp - does the increased angle makes it tip over??
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+21 135. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Dance all night long

he jives.... like a boss!
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+11 136. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video The Sagan Series - The Humans

Carl Sagan is one of the few people who reminds us what being a human race really should mean - as opposed to silly war on terror and arms race and discreminations and fights over land and resources.

And his demeanour and tone is so soft and collected but utterly thongth provoking.
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+3 137. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Problem, Soccer?

Torches SHOULD be banned... one mishap and the stampede can kill or injure hundreds!
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+7 138. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Vytautas Mineral Water

I don't know about you guys... but I'm craving me some iPad pig sandwich now.
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+9 139. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Christmas tree slingshot-crossbow

Looking at him, he doesn't look like the pranking mischevious guy... that seriousness about description and working..
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0 140. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video What a trip through a wormhole would look like

...or.. a 'trip' through LSD...
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-1 141. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video We Stopped Dreamin

Don't get me wrong, I respect Neil deGrasse Tyson; but lately I think all he ever talks about is the days gone by and how mandating space research is the only way to inspire youth. Somehow it comes across as an old man's rant.

Love him though, and his ties...
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+10 142. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Old man gets struck by a lightning

could be fake?
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-3 143. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Cops Get Owned!!!

He should be charged with deliberately wasting Police's time. Next time when he's a real emergency and a cop is held up by prank-ing idiots like these, he won't find it that funny.

Him and the over-speeding Ferrari doctor, both should be charged with incapacity to behave with civility and moronism.
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+3 144. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Robot Quadrotors Perform James Bond Theme

100 years from now, when robots would finally have taken over the humanity, they would look back at this video and say, "Dude, we were dumb back in the day!"
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+11 145. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Annoying Devil - Balls Of Steel

Somehow I think they are staged. They just can't get away with that kind of stuff in the UK. If it happened to me, I'd report it to the Police here and take them to the court - they just can't do that randomly like that - I'm sure.

There you go:

"The Annoying Devil
All was not as it appeared in this item - it was subject to strict health and safety standards, and the ‘dog faeces’ was in fact dyed mashed potato. This was explained afterwards to the members of the public who were filmed, who were all happy to have their interactions with the “Annoying Devil” featured in the programme. However, Channel 4 noted that some viewers of the original programme had taken offence and therefore added a humorous strap line to the Massive Balls of Steel E4 on 13 October 2005 , informing viewers that the faeces were not real. Channel 4 said it would do the same if the original Balls of Steel programmes were repeated.
Channel 4 assured Ofcom that it would consider each of the “Annoying Devil’s” planned stunts for any future series and provide viewers with appropriate information where necessary."

http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/enforcement/broadcast-bulletins/pcb46/

Like I said, they just can't do that without permission of the participants and health and safety in mind. So basically, this show's a bluff.
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-5 146. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video no animal was hurt during this video :D

F**king idiots, not funny, not entertaining and some ignorant crap. How can they make a TV show like that in the past and say now TV shows are dumbing us down??

Stupid, non funny hopeless pretend humour.
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+4 147. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Don't buy puppies

And puppy farming, like chicken farming is bad, how?

Isn't it that they are well fed and looked after because no one wants to buy a puppy with broken leg or something. So doesn't the puppy farm look after them? Or is it a video about free range puppy farming? I don't get it.
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+3 148. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Balls Crash

Somehow creepy - but cute - cut creepy ... but cute...
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+5 149. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Take on Me North Korean Style

#2 I think some editing would've been nice. Too much floor in this shot and not enough close up of the musicians skills.
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+5 150. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Magnetic fields

what's so funny about ingrown hair similarity?? 00:45
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-6 151. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Why SOPA is a bad idea

#3 - No you wont be stopped from singing in a bar - but if you are selling bootlegged copies of the original for your own profit then you will be stopped.

#5 - In the video you linked, it says that 'can you imagine generic drugs to be banned?' - Thats a stupid comment. Drugs become generic after their patents are expired and its legal to copy them. They remain uncopyable for the time that is decided by the courts in which they can recoup the resoruces spent on the effort spent to bring the innovation. That's how things work in real life.

The guy in this TED talk is plain talking nonsense. No game console was broken by their manufacturers and even if it did, buy an extended warranty plan for god's sake. PIPA / SOPA were never designed to stop a person sharing files on usb or through msn or skype - they were designed for thepiratebay or megaupload who earn money out of something that they never contributed to innovate.No one is against TPB or MU if you share your own song there.

Lastly, I don't understand why does everyone keep regurgitating about the big corporates being bad - why doesn't everybody speak to their favourite musicians like the lady gaga or metallica etc. to stop signing contracts with the music industry and upload their new music for free on youtube etc. If these musicians so much like to share then why dont they upload for free like radiohead did their own website a while back? Why sign a contract to make money and then cry about your rights later? I don't get it.

Don't get me wrong; I love a free lunch as much as any other person. Infact I download and fileshare as well. But I juts can't stand the lies people are telling against PIPA / SOPA. I just cant understand how does the filesharing community not get it that in order to make lets say The Dark Knight, it has to be profitable or it wont exist. So if nobody wants to pay for it then how then it wont get made. Simple as that.

Can someone please tell me how I'm wrong?
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+23 152. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Acrobatics on the Empire State Building

What was the point of rotating the camera in the end?
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+39 153. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video How to lose 2400$ in 24 seconds

stupid video
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+5 154. tsar911 commented 12 years ago on video Quantum levitation

..now find a solution to middle east problem.
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+5 155. tsar911 commented 13 years ago on video The Symphony of Science

INCOMPLETE WITHOUT CARL SAGAN!!!!!!!
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0 156. tsar911 commented 13 years ago on video FPSRussia - Flamethrower Massacre

In Soviet Russia, the flame throws you!
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+3 157. tsar911 commented 13 years ago on video Ride along with a ZR1 at Nurburgring

This is more of an infomercial for Michelin than ZR1.
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+1 158. tsar911 commented 13 years ago on video Epic Drive-Thru Ice Cream Guy

Not funny. Sad to see him trying this hard to be funny but he's not. I'd like to see him do this stunt with a £5.99 meal and not the cheap 69p cone - then he'd stop trying to be funny.

Hopeless.
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-2 159. tsar911 commented 14 years ago on video Naughty Baby

Legendary Soundtrack!

It's from a b-rated bollywood movie - if only you guys could understand it you would go nuts.

It's my new ringtone :P
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+4 160. tsar911 commented 14 years ago on video Naughty Baby

Legendary Soundtrack!

It's from a b-rated bollywood movie - if only you guys could understand it you would go nuts.

It's my new ringtone :P
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+5 161. tsar911 commented 14 years ago on video 10 Worst Infomercials

reminds me of sussane summers thigh master
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-1 162. tsar911 commented 14 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught

Can someone list the name of the track?

Thank!
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+1 163. tsar911 commented 15 years ago on video The best funny moments in sports

got it.
its My My My (Armand Van Helden Tara McDonald)
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0 164. tsar911 commented 16 years ago on video Guns don't kill people

paprika*


above
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0 165. tsar911 commented 16 years ago on video Guns don't kill people

whats the apprika not enough joke.i didnt get it.
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+1 166. tsar911 commented 16 years ago on video Loose wheel

clearly this prooves evolution !!