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2. BaronKite commented 14 years ago on video Cat Scratch Fever
@ #3: Lighten up dude. That was one of the funnier captions I've seen.
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3. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Lego Arcade
Asteroids ftw!!
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4. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Parkour Kids!
"2 second hold" rofl...
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5. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Street drummer
Some people are born to do great stuff like this...I was born to stand and watch
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6. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video When drunk people dance
Okay, I gotta throw my 2 cents in for 0:42 guy: Wile E. Coyote moment?
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7. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Ninja skillz
When nerds breakdance...
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8. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial
I wanted to see a demonstration....
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9. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Showing off does not pay
"And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!!" - Monty Python
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10. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Showing off does not pay
Douche - run down and tired.
I can't believe I just wrote that...
I can't believe I just wrote that...
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11. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Sweet mini pig
Mmm...bacon...
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12. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video RHCP - Under the Bridge (literal version)
@chance: I looked up "captain obvious" & "moron" and they both came back as you!!
The Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was waaaay better than this one.
The Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was waaaay better than this one.
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13. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Too cool for his own good
at the breakdance school..
@Mooz...wow, so original. How many websites have I seen that comment on before?
@Mooz...wow, so original. How many websites have I seen that comment on before?
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14. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Cat massage 2
Work that pussy...
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15. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Total Eclipse of the Heart
I can't believe I made it through the 80's...as a teenager
Mullet with headlights...rofl
Mullet with headlights...rofl
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16. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Greater Egyptian Jerboa
Mouse + kangaroo + thalidomide = this thing
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17. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Great American Football catch
@ #10 soccer is short for Association Football. What does that have to do with NFL?
As for your gay sport, you hit the ball not only with your feet but your chest and head too. Maybe it should be called footchesthead ball.
And speaking of shite sports: http://failblog.org/2009/05/27/headbutt-fail/
You guys are a bunch of fags. Now go kiss your team mates.
As for your gay sport, you hit the ball not only with your feet but your chest and head too. Maybe it should be called footchesthead ball.
And speaking of shite sports: http://failblog.org/2009/05/27/headbutt-fail/
You guys are a bunch of fags. Now go kiss your team mates.
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18. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Do you get the message NOW?
Koshie looked like he ate something and it moved...
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19. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Machine Gun Fail
@ #6: if you're going to insult a group of people, at least learn how to spell better than a two year old.
And as to the title: it's not the weapon that failed, it's the grunt who failed to attach the barrel properly after cleaning, an alien concept to Europeans. They run away at the first sign of conflict. No shots fired = no need to clean the weapon.
Care to try again, Marko_D?
And as to the title: it's not the weapon that failed, it's the grunt who failed to attach the barrel properly after cleaning, an alien concept to Europeans. They run away at the first sign of conflict. No shots fired = no need to clean the weapon.
Care to try again, Marko_D?
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20. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Amazing Pong shots
I dunno. I'd be kinda pissed off rooming with these guys. Every time I went to take a drink a damn pingpong ball landed in my cup...
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21. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video No Asians!
No, not Terry.
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22. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Smart Bird
Even if it did copy, that's still a hell of a trick.
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23. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Cat vs printer #2
Man, that is one dinosaur printer. You gotta chuck that shit out and forget you ever heard the words "Dot Matrix".
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24. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video 'Slap chop' rap mix
Awesome job. Makes me want to get into editing...
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25. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video SIGNS
My attention span is not 12 minutes long...
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26. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Real Transformer
Haha I want one...
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27. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Engine failure
He came in to land faster with his engine stopped
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28. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Mac vs. Bean
Mr Bean rocks!!!
Mac guy is a fag.
Mac guy is a fag.
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29. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Chinese Factory Workers
What a horribly dull existence...
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30. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Really crazy acrobatics
1:50 I keep hearing Stuart from MAD TV - "Look at what I can do"...
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31. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Funny cats compilation
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32. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Kid utterly fails at bike trick
I agree with #1. I think all poor quality/ cell phone vids should not be upped.
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33. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video The Lion Whisperer
Can't do it all again if you're lion poo...unless doing it all again means fertilizing something...
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34. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Utter golf club fail
Nothing suss...
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35. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Exreme ownage compilation
It's 2009 and technology is increasing exponentially...except for video camera quality. You cannot tell me all were shot using cell phones.
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36. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Underwater Creature Camouflage
@ #13: piss off god boy
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37. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Strange Japanese Sea Creatures
That orange fish looked like something out of this old cartoon called Trapdoor...
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38. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Victim steals burglars' van
But if he would have blown them away like we are allowed to do in defense of our property, that would be ok?
Fucken whateva...
Fucken whateva...
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39. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Stupidity and humor
Faceplant @ 1:28 did it for me
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40. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video T-shirt fail
When guy number 2 first walked up to guy number 1, he tried to help him put his "jacket".
Dumb and Dumber.
Dumb and Dumber.
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41. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Aerobics Fail
This is definitely gonna get voted down but here goes...on 3 all black people roll left...1...2...3
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42. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
@ #(removed comment) Cos you write some stupid shit...
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43. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Aerobics Fail
Give yourself a rock-up and try not to follow thru...
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44. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee
She can play with my wang...
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45. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Roy Jones, Jr.
Proof: It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
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46. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?
Why is the music Russian?
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47. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Amazing bird fishes like a human
@ #5: cos man cannot live on bread alone...and I guess birds can't either
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48. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Chewbacca gets tasered
#3 as a Law Enforcement Officer, you get tased to show you how it feels. It's supposed to make you think twice about just tasing anybody (pregnant women, 12 year old girls, etc.)
I wonder why they don't do that with real guns...
I wonder why they don't do that with real guns...
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49. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Imminent faceplant
"Then the Internet will respect me..." ROFL +1
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50. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Airplane landing
#(removed comment) why fake? I gather you've never heard of a crosswind? If one hits your tail, it sends you off in all directions. I've seen some brilliant landings where the plane has come in almost sideways.
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51. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Weird wrestling moves
Power Ranger vs Ace Frehley (http://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/acefrehley.jpg)
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52. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Police overreaction
This guy had 3 things going against him:
1) He's not white
2) He's in Georgia
3) He's not white and he's in Georgia
nuf said.
1) He's not white
2) He's in Georgia
3) He's not white and he's in Georgia
nuf said.
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53. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Foot 2008
Fu ken oar sum
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54. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Women bloopers
#9 - #4 clearly says that "I am not a woman".
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55. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video How Dinosaurs Really Died
Aaaahahahahahahaa
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56. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Leno Speaks To Bush
Good, but not as good as his interview with Michael Jackson
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57. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
#2: It's magic. Didn't you read the title?
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58. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video How marbles are made
Awesome
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59. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls
A pig? Wow, I thought it was a chicken...
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60. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video A quick physics lesson
That was fucken awesome.
I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I hope a lot of those dumbasses are no longer with us. That stupidity of this magnitude could exist - 02:55 < The perfect example of what Darwin was talking about.
I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I hope a lot of those dumbasses are no longer with us. That stupidity of this magnitude could exist - 02:55 < The perfect example of what Darwin was talking about.
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62. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Baby evil genius laugh
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63. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Parkour in 1930
#9 Let me guess, You are a frog?
Non?
And you forgot that the French also invented:
women with hairy armpits
bad onion breath
losing every war with the English
grown man crybabies
etc
etc
Non?
And you forgot that the French also invented:
women with hairy armpits
bad onion breath
losing every war with the English
grown man crybabies
etc
etc
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64. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Redneck fun
@ #7: that's a Renault. From France
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65. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Cat compilation
@ #5 Cats are godlike.
Awesome vid
Awesome vid
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66. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Pinguin outsmarts orcas
@ #2: Except they're dolphins
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67. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video The Finger
Umbilical Brothers ftw!!!
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68. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Skype laughter chain
#6 Rofl
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69. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video The Trunk Monkey
The cop one was definitely the best... < there's no trunk smiley so you'll have to settle for the monkey.
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70. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Cat faceplants
@#5 So go ahead and put a vid of a starving African faceplanting off a table.
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71. BaronKite commented 15 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
when he could run...fat bastard
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72. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Idiot of the year?
No sympathy. Phucking moron.
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73. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Impressive card trick
w00t!!
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74. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video How women get away with farting
Wow #7, you really are a twat. It's just been explained to you that it's from a comedy show. Where's the smiley for wanker?
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75. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Firing an employee
Hmm...dunno about this one. I vote staged. Funny tho.
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76. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Extreme Biking
Would do it uphill on a motorbike... but not downhill like that
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77. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body
Would have been cool to watch it eat a mouse...
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78. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video The end of the world
500km Asteroid? More like 5000km. And yay!! It didn't hit an American city.
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79. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Funny road signs
Worst. Soundtrack. Ever.
Some pretty coo pics tho.
Some pretty coo pics tho.
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80. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video BASE jump point of view
Even with a parachute, I would seriously shit myself if the rock gave way under my feet 00:05
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81. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video World fastest clapper
Not only has he got the clap #1, he also looks like he really needs to take a shit.
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82. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Urban music
Really? I couldn't taste anything...
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83. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT
1 million lbs. Bit of a difference from 100,000 lbs.
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84. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Sweet tired cat
#5: What's wrong with my comment
If I wanted to be crude, I could have said "This is like my wife's when I want some."
If I wanted to be crude, I could have said "This is like my wife's when I want some."
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85. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video A smart woman on the highway
Notice how there's no driver in the truck?
Not just stupid: blind.
Not just stupid: blind.
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86. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Sweet tired cat
Nice Pussy
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88. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
Sorry, I should have commented about the vid first...can I have your cat?
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89. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
Hey #2: you're new to the site and already I can't stand you. Why don't you submit a new video? Failing that, go play in traffic for a while.
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90. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
#33: Pride? err...no. Sticking up for your own? I could see that if it was one or two people who actually knew the guy. But a quarter of the crowd? Doubt a loser like that has that many friends.
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91. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Interesting animal facts
George Bush's eye is bigger than his brain.
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92. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators
Stupid. If this guy had done research, he would have found that a single girl in an elevator will react this way to almost any man that gets in with her.
We all have the inborn "threat" sense. We all unconsciously size up everyone we meet to see whether they pose a threat to us.
You think people would prefer some big redneck getting in the elevator with them over a well dressed black man?
We all have the inborn "threat" sense. We all unconsciously size up everyone we meet to see whether they pose a threat to us.
You think people would prefer some big redneck getting in the elevator with them over a well dressed black man?
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93. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches
#5: You're an idiot.
#7: You're an illiterate idiot.
#7: You're an illiterate idiot.
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94. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
@ #31: Grabbing each others asses in the scrum...Rugby, that's a FAG's sport.
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95. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
In the spirit of this twats comment (http://www.snotr.com/video/1595#comment-18641)
-_-''' imho european cops are totally idiots and play too much to the Playstation...
-_-''' imho european cops are totally idiots and play too much to the Playstation...
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96. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
@ #19: Were you the crippled and retarded child? It's ok. You can tell us. We're all friends here...
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97. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video How not to use a potato gun
Fag...didn't even get shot with the whole potato
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98. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video A dog attacks a shark
Corageous...err, no. Stupid...Yep!!
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99. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
#7, #8, #9: #3 made the comment that "American Cops" are totally idiots.
Declaring that all of a group of people are something is idiocy. When I was in Australia, an Aboriginal stole my car. Following your logic - Aboriginals are car thieves.
Declaring that all of a group of people are something is idiocy. When I was in Australia, an Aboriginal stole my car. Following your logic - Aboriginals are car thieves.
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100. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
#3 imho, you're an illiterate idiot.
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101. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Bottle cork trick
Wow...what a completely useless trick.
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102. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'
#6 that is soooo wrong on soooo many levels
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103. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Oversized R/C plane
Sweeeet. I wonder if it's powerful enough to fly with someone laying down in it?
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104. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Dog high five
@ #5
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105. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Drunk people compilation
S'ok, I found it... http://www.rathergood.com/beer/
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106. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Drunk people compilation
#16: Fuck off. It is everyone's Earth given right to drink whatever the hell we like when we like. None of these fools were hurting anyone but themselves. Keep your religious shit out of it.
Anyone tell me where I can get this song? I want it as a ringtone
Anyone tell me where I can get this song? I want it as a ringtone
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107. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Stay still...
Pff...I could do this in my...dreams
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108. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Jaguar vs Anaconda
pussy vs snake...pussy wins
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109. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Daruma-otoshi skyscraper demolition
A good way to build a building, huh? Build each floor then raise it up.
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110. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video I don't need subtitles
@ #23: Noureddin? Sounds Arabic. Prolly why you don't find it funny
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111. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Crowded Japanese train
My arguement for birth control
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112. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video USS Montana
The original video a few years back, it was an oil rig...
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113. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Drunk Kitty
Sharpshoter? Do you mean "Sharpshooter"?
Anywho, the chicks socks are dirty...
Anywho, the chicks socks are dirty...
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114. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Hedgehog making funny faces
#6 Rofl
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115. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video I don't need subtitles
T0 #4, the show isn't Saturday Night Live. It's from an Australian comedy show.
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116. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Pedal Power
It is fake. The real chase was actually a car. The police car is not the one who got stuck between the two trucks.
It was on Worlds Wildest Police Chases a few weeks ago...
It was on Worlds Wildest Police Chases a few weeks ago...
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117. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Playing with a truck
Hole in one
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118. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video The dangers of being a TV news reporter
Posted 2 hours ago by CadpigLover
Reporter that are confirmed dead:
[00:23]COD:Headshot from a motorbike < No she isn't. She's still reporting.
[00:32]COD:Headshot from a speeding horse
[00:41]COD:Headshot from a plane wing(seriously,he's dead) < No he isn't.
[01:44]COD:Brain freeze from a wave of snow < That's just funny
Reporter that are confirmed dead:
[00:23]COD:Headshot from a motorbike < No she isn't. She's still reporting.
[00:32]COD:Headshot from a speeding horse
[00:41]COD:Headshot from a plane wing(seriously,he's dead) < No he isn't.
[01:44]COD:Brain freeze from a wave of snow < That's just funny
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119. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Loose wheel
Strike! Lucky no 7 - 9 split
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120. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Happy Easter!
Chicken flatatooey
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121. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Reverse bungee jump
Looks like fun
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122. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Scary maze prank
10 year old has heart attack...
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123. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Iraqi debate about the shape of the earth
That old fart talking about seeing things at a distance...if those glasses of his are any indication, neither his eyesight or his ideas go further than his nose.
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124. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Racquet skills
I wonder how you find out you can do that
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125. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Professional garbage collection
Nozebleed
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126. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Brilliant four-handed guitar playing
That. Was. Wicked
rjavc you "and new tehnology will came!" Will came? Evidently this music is not appreciated by the illiterate
rjavc you "and new tehnology will came!" Will came? Evidently this music is not appreciated by the illiterate
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127. BaronKite commented 16 years ago on video Deer attacks hunter
He actually covered himself with deer musk. And it's his wife filming it
+12 1. BaronKite commented 14 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)