Comments posted by BaronKite
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2. BaronKite 2 years ago on video Cat Scratch Fever
@ #3: Lighten up dude. That was one of the funnier captions I've seen.
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5. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Street drummer
Some people are born to do great stuff like this...I was born to stand and watch 
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6. BaronKite 3 years ago on video When drunk people dance
Okay, I gotta throw my 2 cents in for 0:42 guy: Wile E. Coyote moment?
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9. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Showing off does not pay
"And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!!" - Monty Python
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10. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Showing off does not pay
Douche - run down and tired.
I can't believe I just wrote that...
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12. BaronKite 3 years ago on video RHCP - Under the Bridge (literal version)
@chance: I looked up "captain obvious" & "moron" and they both came back as you!!
The Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was waaaay better than this one.
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13. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Too cool for his own good
at the breakdance school..
@Mooz...wow, so original. How many websites have I seen that comment on before?
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15. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Total Eclipse of the Heart
I can't believe I made it through the 80's...as a teenager 
Mullet with headlights...rofl
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16. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Greater Egyptian Jerboa
Mouse + kangaroo + thalidomide = this thing
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17. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Great American Football catch
@ #10 soccer is short for Association Football. What does that have to do with NFL?
As for your gay sport, you hit the ball not only with your feet but your chest and head too. Maybe it should be called footchesthead ball.
And speaking of shite sports: http://failblog.org/2009/05/27/headbutt-fail/
You guys are a bunch of fags. Now go kiss your team mates.
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18. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Do you get the message NOW?
Koshie looked like he ate something and it moved...
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Machine Gun Fail
@ #6: if you're going to insult a group of people, at least learn how to spell better than a two year old.
And as to the title: it's not the weapon that failed, it's the grunt who failed to attach the barrel properly after cleaning, an alien concept to Europeans. They run away at the first sign of conflict. No shots fired = no need to clean the weapon.
Care to try again, Marko_D?
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20. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Amazing Pong shots
I dunno. I'd be kinda pissed off rooming with these guys. Every time I went to take a drink a damn pingpong ball landed in my cup... 
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22. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Smart Bird
Even if it did copy, that's still a hell of a trick.
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23. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Cat vs printer #2
Man, that is one dinosaur printer. You gotta chuck that shit out and forget you ever heard the words "Dot Matrix".
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24. BaronKite 3 years ago on video 'Slap chop' rap mix
Awesome job. Makes me want to get into editing...
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25. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video SIGNS
My attention span is not 12 minutes long...
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27. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Engine failure
He came in to land faster with his engine stopped 
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Really crazy acrobatics
1:50 I keep hearing Stuart from MAD TV - "Look at what I can do"...
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31. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Funny cats compilation
From the http://icanhascheezburger.com/ website.
More compilations like this S’il vous plaît...
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32. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Kid utterly fails at bike trick
I agree with #1. I think all poor quality/ cell phone vids should not be upped.
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33. BaronKite 3 years ago on video The Lion Whisperer
Can't do it all again if you're lion poo...unless doing it all again means fertilizing something... 
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35. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Exreme ownage compilation
It's 2009 and technology is increasing exponentially...except for video camera quality. You cannot tell me all were shot using cell phones.
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37. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Strange Japanese Sea Creatures
That orange fish looked like something out of this old cartoon called Trapdoor...
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38. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Victim steals burglars' van
But if he would have blown them away like we are allowed to do in defense of our property, that would be ok?
Fucken whateva...
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40. BaronKite 3 years ago on video T-shirt fail
When guy number 2 first walked up to guy number 1, he tried to help him put his "jacket".
Dumb and Dumber.
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41. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Aerobics Fail
This is definitely gonna get voted down but here goes...on 3 all black people roll left...1...2...3
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42. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
@ #(removed comment) Cos you write some stupid shit...
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43. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Aerobics Fail
Give yourself a rock-up and try not to follow thru...
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44. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee
She can play with my wang...
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45. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Roy Jones, Jr.
Proof: It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.
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46. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?
Why is the music Russian?
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47. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Amazing bird fishes like a human
@ #5: cos man cannot live on bread alone...and I guess birds can't either
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48. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Chewbacca gets tasered
#3 as a Law Enforcement Officer, you get tased to show you how it feels. It's supposed to make you think twice about just tasing anybody (pregnant women, 12 year old girls, etc.)
I wonder why they don't do that with real guns...
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49. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Imminent faceplant
"Then the Internet will respect me..." ROFL +1
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50. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Airplane landing
#(removed comment) why fake? I gather you've never heard of a crosswind? If one hits your tail, it sends you off in all directions. I've seen some brilliant landings where the plane has come in almost sideways.
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51. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Weird wrestling moves
Power Ranger vs Ace Frehley (http://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/acefrehley.jpg)
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52. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Police overreaction
This guy had 3 things going against him:
1) He's not white
2) He's in Georgia
3) He's not white and he's in Georgia
nuf said.
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53. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Foot 2008
Fu ken oar sum
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56. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Leno Speaks To Bush
Good, but not as good as his interview with Michael Jackson
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60. BaronKite 3 years ago on video A quick physics lesson
That was fucken awesome.
I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I hope a lot of those dumbasses are no longer with us. That stupidity of this magnitude could exist - 02:55 < The perfect example of what Darwin was talking about.
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62. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Baby evil genius laugh
Kookaburra? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3808304573841392701
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Parkour in 1930
#9 Let me guess, You are a frog?
Non?
And you forgot that the French also invented:
women with hairy armpits
bad onion breath
losing every war with the English
grown man crybabies
etc
etc
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Cat compilation
@ #5 Cats are godlike.
Awesome vid 
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66. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 3 years ago on video Pinguin outsmarts orcas
@ #2: Except they're dolphins
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69. BaronKite 3 years ago on video The Trunk Monkey
The cop one was definitely the best... < there's no trunk smiley so you'll have to settle for the monkey.
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70. BaronKite 3 years ago on video Cat faceplants
@#5 So go ahead and put a vid of a starving African faceplanting off a table.
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
when he could run...fat bastard
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74. BaronKite 4 years ago on video How women get away with farting
Wow #7, you really are a twat. It's just been explained to you that it's from a comedy show. Where's the smiley for wanker?
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75. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Firing an employee
Hmm...dunno about this one. I vote staged. Funny tho.
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76. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Extreme Biking
Would do it uphill on a motorbike... but not downhill like that
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77. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body
Would have been cool to watch it eat a mouse...
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78. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video The end of the world
500km Asteroid? More like 5000km. And yay!! It didn't hit an American city.
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79. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Funny road signs
Worst. Soundtrack. Ever.
Some pretty coo pics tho.
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80. BaronKite 4 years ago on video BASE jump point of view
Even with a parachute, I would seriously shit myself if the rock gave way under my feet 00:05
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81. BaronKite 4 years ago on video World fastest clapper
Not only has he got the clap #1, he also looks like he really needs to take a shit.
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83. BaronKite 4 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT
1 million lbs. Bit of a difference from 100,000 lbs.
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84. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Sweet tired cat
#5: What's wrong with my comment
If I wanted to be crude, I could have said "This is like my wife's when I want some."
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85. BaronKite 4 years ago on video A smart woman on the highway
Notice how there's no driver in the truck?
Not just stupid: blind. 
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88. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
Sorry, I should have commented about the vid first...can I have your cat?
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89. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
Hey #2: you're new to the site and already I can't stand you. Why don't you submit a new video? Failing that, go play in traffic for a while.
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90. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
#35: Pride? err...no. Sticking up for your own? I could see that if it was one or two people who actually knew the guy. But a quarter of the crowd? Doubt a loser like that has that many friends.
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91. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Interesting animal facts
George Bush's eye is bigger than his brain.
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92. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Racism in elevators
Stupid. If this guy had done research, he would have found that a single girl in an elevator will react this way to almost any man that gets in with her.
We all have the inborn "threat" sense. We all unconsciously size up everyone we meet to see whether they pose a threat to us.
You think people would prefer some big redneck getting in the elevator with them over a well dressed black man?
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93. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches
#5: You're an idiot.
#7: You're an illiterate idiot.
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94. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
@ #33: Grabbing each others asses in the scrum...Rugby, that's a FAG's sport.
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95. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
In the spirit of this twats comment (http://www.snotr.com/video/1595#comment-18641)
-_-''' imho european cops are totally idiots and play too much to the Playstation...
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96. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
@ #19: Were you the crippled and retarded child? It's ok. You can tell us. We're all friends here...
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97. BaronKite 4 years ago on video How not to use a potato gun
Fag...didn't even get shot with the whole potato
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99. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
#7, #8, #9: #3 made the comment that "American Cops" are totally idiots.
Declaring that all of a group of people are something is idiocy. When I was in Australia, an Aboriginal stole my car. Following your logic - Aboriginals are car thieves.
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100. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
#3 imho, you're an illiterate idiot.
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101. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video Bottle cork trick
Wow...what a completely useless trick.
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102. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'
#6 that is soooo wrong on soooo many levels
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103. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Oversized R/C plane
Sweeeet. I wonder if it's powerful enough to fly with someone laying down in it?
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105. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Drunk people compilation
S'ok, I found it... http://www.rathergood.com/beer/
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106. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Drunk people compilation
#16: Fuck off. It is everyone's Earth given right to drink whatever the hell we like when we like. None of these fools were hurting anyone but themselves. Keep your religious shit out of it.
Anyone tell me where I can get this song? I want it as a ringtone
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109. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Daruma-otoshi skyscraper demolition
A good way to build a building, huh? Build each floor then raise it up.
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110. BaronKite 4 years ago on video I don't need subtitles
@ #23: Noureddin? Sounds Arabic. Prolly why you don't find it funny
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112. BaronKite 4 years ago on video USS Montana
The original video a few years back, it was an oil rig...
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113. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Drunk Kitty
Sharpshoter? Do you mean "Sharpshooter"?
Anywho, the chicks socks are dirty...
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115. BaronKite 4 years ago on video I don't need subtitles
T0 #4, the show isn't Saturday Night Live. It's from an Australian comedy show.
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116. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video Pedal Power
It is fake. The real chase was actually a car. The police car is not the one who got stuck between the two trucks.
It was on Worlds Wildest Police Chases a few weeks ago...
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118. BaronKite 4 years ago on video The dangers of being a TV news reporter
Posted 2 hours ago by CadpigLover
Reporter that are confirmed dead:
[00:23]COD:Headshot from a motorbike < No she isn't. She's still reporting.
[00:32]COD:Headshot from a speeding horse
[00:41]COD:Headshot from a plane wing(seriously,he's dead) < No he isn't.
[01:44]COD:Brain freeze from a wave of snow < That's just funny
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video Loose wheel
Strike! Lucky no 7 - 9 split
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123. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Iraqi debate about the shape of the earth
That old fart talking about seeing things at a distance...if those glasses of his are any indication, neither his eyesight or his ideas go further than his nose.
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125. Comment rated too low. Show this comment BaronKite 4 years ago on video Professional garbage collection
Nozebleed
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126. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Brilliant four-handed guitar playing
That. Was. Wicked
rjavc you "and new tehnology will came!" Will came? Evidently this music is not appreciated by the illiterate
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127. BaronKite 4 years ago on video Deer attacks hunter
He actually covered himself with deer musk. And it's his wife filming it
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1. BaronKite 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)
I'd still prefer the McLaren...who gonna see you at 320kmh anyway?