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+4 1. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video Lucky guy

#7 yes me to... I tought it was a facebook message or something :D
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0 2. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video That is a LOT of water

Where's a little Dutch boy when you need one...
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-1 3. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video How English sounds to non-English speakers

Actually it's very simple.
Our brains are masters in making connections and seeing patterns. Read this:

Cn yr brn rd ths?

vry ndrstndbl!

flmng fggt! ;)
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+4 4. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video Revenge is a dish best served pink.

@10 archis, from 0:21 you can see light coming in and the next shot (0:24) you can see a freaking large window... and it's a bedroom, not a living room.
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+2 5. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video Yellow Lab Grabs His Own Diner

I hate to be an ass... but it's dinner.. not restaurant, aka diner.
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0 6. Sjattuh commented 5 years ago on video Fastest reader...

@10 She reads... tis what weird.
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+2 7. Sjattuh commented 6 years ago on video What are years?

It might sound hughe big and long. But that is just because we are limited in our perception. We can not grasp 'endless' or the vastness that is space. Imagine you have endless time at hand, then what is the difference between 1 year or 10000000 years? Against endless they are both nothing.
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-3 8. Sjattuh commented 6 years ago on video "Bad Salsa" not bad at all !!

Their trick skills are amazing. Especially the girl's flexibility...

But their dancing skills are not so so... but they are young.
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+2 9. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Watermelon Baby

Best of it all actually is the kid not caring the least bit and just chewing on. :)
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+1 10. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Family Guy - GTA

Peter just does the things all us men secretly wish we had the balls for to do...

I <3 Peter
In a totally non gay kinda way.
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+1 11. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Boxer beaten by the ropes

#6 I think at 0:15 they say his name. I aint born in an English speaking country so what I hear is 'Aqira', but he might also be saying 'Our Hero'. Perhaps you can figure it out.
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-11 12. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Hero donates 200 kidneys

This cant be real.
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+3 13. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Drunk guy vs pole

Usually when I see double I know the right side is the correct side, I guess this pole has evil powers.
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+3 14. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video Statue moving fail

10.000 $ spend on expert to figure out how to move the stattue
50.000 $ spend to hire the equipment needed for the job
5.000 $ spend on the police force to keep the streets clear

Saving money on a temp to operate the machine.
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0 15. Sjattuh commented 7 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

I can deargumentate any argument you have why there is a God.

For example the argument that someone must have created the earth as it is to sophisticated, to precise, to perfect.

Well, read a book. Earth as we know it now is not how it was 1000000 years ago. It is a long lasting evolutionary proccess. Plants adjusted themselves to the birds to spread their seeds. Fish grew legs because the water dried up. Monkeys started to climb trees because the tree was growing the food higher and higher to protect itself.

But you know, in the end it is just what you choose to believe. Eventho the above are facts. You can still believe someone guided it.

I don't believe in a god. But if you do, God bless ya.
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+4 16. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Nature by numbers

#19, well there you go - what do I know. :)

The dragonfly yes, I didn't reconise it at first.
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+94 17. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Nature by numbers

Nature is very mathematical. You can find mathematical logic in many many things in nature. Just look at how bee hives work. And we are just starting to understand the complexity of natures math.

This vid plays on that a little. It starts with the Fibonacci numbers (0 1 1 2 3 5 etc its just you adding up the 2 previous numbers to make the next). Based on this sequences you can draw a curve, it looks like the snails house is equal to this curve, which I doubt.

Creator then looks long enough at the just, perfectly, created snail house to find a angle of 137,5 degrees. It looks like the seeds in a sun flower are angled excactly in that ratio to one and another.

From that alignment you can then draw 90 degree lines to created a hive like surface that matches the structure found in the wings of whatever insect that was in the end.

Personally I think it's free association art, entertaining sure, accurate I doubt. Nature, eventho very mathematical, isn't this perfect. It has uniqueness, flaws, anomalies and so on. And if you search long enough you will always find these kind of equasions as you are bound to eventually stumble on the mathematical perfect snail house. Nice vid tho.

Makes you wonder, doesnt it? :)
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-1 18. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Sports Bloopers

I think I saw a new sport.. Tour-De-France-Extreme

Skater boy's leg looked like he needs an ambulance...
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0 19. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Avatar 2 Trailer

I didn't like this so much. They did it very professionaly, but I am sure they could've made it much funnier.

#(removed comment) - epic self-pwn btw
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+19 20. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Christian Channel Gets Pranked By Fresh Prince of Bel Air

in my neigb... uhm... living area...

And the guy whispering off cam, sweet.
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+2 21. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Bike Accident

@(removed comment) - then you have no clue what Schadenfreude actually is.

Germany is one of the few countries in the world that made a word like this and it is meant for accidents like this. Someone actig cool and jumping over a fench, and then trip a faceplant.

Stuff like that.

We got a word like that in Dutch to - Leedvermaak, means the same.

And yes, I speak fluent Dutch, German, English, Norwegian, Turkish and Swedish - so I know what I am talking about.
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-1 22. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Freestyler

Well?

What did the Jury say?? Did he get into the next round???

I wanna know!!!!
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-2 23. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Elevator rapist owned by a kid

I wonder if she strap-on raped him after she got him down the hall.. :)
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+5 24. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Elevator rapist owned by a kid

@ the first few,

If you'd look closely you'd see she twists his arm and forces him to the ground.

Kid clearly follows some martial-arts school.

However, seen the age difference it's hard to imagine he got overpowered.

This was posted a year or 2 ago also b.t.w.
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-2 25. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video The Stupidest Bid on The Price is Right

#3 This program excisted in Europa, Holland, like 20 years ago.
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+1 26. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Foul - Faker

Since none of you seem fooball fans, nor listen to the narrator.

He did NOT get a card for his 'Italian filming'. He got the red card for 'attacking' the referee.

So the title comment of this clip makes no sense.
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-1 27. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Steel frame building demolish

Hmm looks like they juist build the biggest, and certainly deepst, freaking outdoor pool in history.

p.s. #34 - did you discuss these things with your friends from w/e bank you work for while eating a Big Mac and watching CNN?
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+2 28. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video When gymnastic meets urban tricks

Damn, almost supernatural how strong his legs must be.
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+37 29. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Ever hear of the Viral Dance?

Respect for a guy totally not caring what others think, having a great time and eventually getting tons to join in.

This is why drugs should be legalised!
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+7 30. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Guy with a Bow

So how would you use that to pick up girls in a bar? :D
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+5 31. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Coupon Lady

just think about it

She saves enough yearly by these coupons to take a nice holiday of her savings. We all save for that, if she also does that she has a super holiday.

I just hope she enjoys the money she saves and doesn't stash it all away to never experience anything pleasent from it apart from the fact to see her bankbook grow.
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+3 32. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2

tbh it looks like graphics are going back... this doesn't look as good as some of the other CaD I played.
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+4 33. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Hold that truck

I agree with #7 - how does it end?
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+7 34. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video The Helpful Bus

What shocks me more is so many people knowing about bangbus here on Snotr ^^ :D
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-5 35. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Man vs. Kids

#11 yes lol
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+8 36. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Quadruplet babies laughing

Just woke up, this made my day already :)
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0 37. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Lego Arcade

damn... awesome idea tbh. I guess it aint so hard to make but as stated by others it does bring back a lot of memories for all of us who played back in the 80's on our C64's and Amiga 500's :)

But tbh they should've gotten someone else to play.. this player sucked... ^^
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0 38. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video RC freestyle

#16 I think you'll puke asif you where in it when you see it from fp view :D

nice skillz tho
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0 39. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Death wish go-kart driving

some set off balls on this kid lol

Why do people insist on activity's that will eventually end their lives?

Personally I am happy they do cause it makes gg vids for Snort but I just don't get it :)
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+2 40. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video NBA - The Soul of the Game

#4 I guess you are more or less right about that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball

read the part: 'The first rules, court, and game'
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+3 41. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride

He could've never fallen out.

I love that mom :D
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+4 42. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Hang on tight!!

I think he was set up :P
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+1 43. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video How NOT to jump an ATV

The slow motion one is awesome - looks totally weird :D
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+3 44. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma

Uhm.. It was just an accident. I am quite sure the copper just wanted to knock him down as the kid was targetted as a possible suspect.

So no I don't see any form of excessive violence here. Just a very unlucky fall.
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+4 45. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Effective alarm clock

I think after the frist morning I would've smashed it up...

Damn imagine your bed does that to you... its hard enough I have to listen to my wife when I wake up..
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+1 46. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader

@ #9 me to...

This is why health insurance got up so high...
Damn skatOrs :)
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-7 47. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead

plah somehow my postings got messed up and now I am to angry to rewrite it.

/sorry
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+2 48. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Backflip

Im still amazed he didnt screw his leg off.. damn nice skills there...
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+7 49. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Cigarette trick

Awesome skillZ :)

All I can do with my ciggies is blow smoke circles.
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+2 50. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Vomiting babies

Why does this remind me of the Excorcist??? :D
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+3 51. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Baseball bat spin trick

#11 not is isnt so hard either way... it's just timing.
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+3 52. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Baseball bat spin trick

tbh.. that aint so hard...

I never did with a baseball bat but I can do that with a tennis racket, a field hockey stick and I did it with other pieces of wood to.
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+4 53. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Happy Goals

loool

perfect selection of Music and perfect selection of vids :D
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0 54. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Woman parallel parks car

Im from Holland and I didnt have to paralell park on my exams. It's up to the instructor. Obv he tought my driving was good enough.

And besides, parking isn't the most important thing - you will eventually learn to park. That you can actually drive, have safety in your head at all times and are no danger on the road is much more important then being able to park properly.

And tbh compared to other vid's I seen her she did pretty OK. :D
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+7 55. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep At Only 17

lol what?

this is a funny parodie on horses :D
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+4 56. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

He is pissed cause WoW is his whole life. So to him he just lost his life. How would you react when you feelyou just lost EVERYTHING...

He now will hopefully automatically start to find other ways to entertain himself and I bet in a couple of years he'll be a fine young man.

The real fucked up person here is his brother tbh.
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+3 57. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Laziness is the mother of invention

my new hero... *pinkies away a tear*
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+1 58. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Awkward chair ad

They don't actually look like they are sitting comfortably tbh... look at how they constantly have to force their backs up straights... apart from that the spine is curved and they try to sit vertically...

but this add had me focused for it's entire duration... didn't knew something so disturbing could catch my attention..

I go wash my eyes now... with a scissor...
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+1 59. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Chess Game

It's just a matter of making a mould and shaping the pieces. The individual moves etc. he had to do manually me thinks. But still, very very impressive...

I know I would've smashed it all after the 2nd failure me thinks :)
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+1 60. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video An analog digital Clock

well.. it's not analog ofc...

They used digital pictures of analog clocks on a bunch of screens and a comp program to run it.

Nice idea. But wouldn't want it @ home.
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+24 61. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Jump fail

Thumbs up for having the guts to try.

But someone give the cameraman a beer for hosting it on Snotr :D
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+3 62. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian

Uploader was Dutch by any chance?

This show was on last week on Dutch T.V. :)

And tbh I love all Family Guy episodes !

Naggers.
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+59 63. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Woman parks car...

Really makes me wonder how she got her license in the first place...

I guess drivers license controllers sometimes give these people their licenses just hoping they'll end up on SNOTR :)
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-7 64. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Badass police dog

tbh this dog is unsuited as a police dog.

This is called a 'biter'. Dogs have to release once they get the command. This way the cops have to fight off the dog and the suspect.

Doesn't take away that in some cases they should just let dogs like this have a bit of fun... For example release it in a cel with a pedophile... a naked pedophile.
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-13 65. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Smart Bird

Eventho it is pretty impressive...

it's just a trick learned. It imitates something that has been shown to him - like parrots that speak.

It would be way more impressive if he learned it himself. Like primates do when you give them a stick and a banana that is just out of reach.

The primate (or some) will put 2 and 2 together and smack the banana out of the tree.
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+4 66. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Mirror's Edge inspired parkour

sweet
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-10 67. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Mac vs. Bean

I never liked Rowans charater Mr. Bean. I can see how he appeals to the wider audience as it is clear and simple humor that doesn't require you to think. I personally have a more sophisticated taste.

Anyone can throw a pie in someones face, anyone can make someone fall in a funny way and anyone can excaterate a dance to make it look 'funny'.

Much better British humor is to be found in Keeping up Appereances, Faulty Towers and (when Rowan was still good) Black Adder.

But apart from that, PC > MAC.
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0 68. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Human Touch

I was waiting for a guy with a roadmap reading directions...
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+2 69. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Funniest Monty Python scene ever

A Woman?

No, no, A Roman.
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0 70. Sjattuh commented 8 years ago on video Amazing accidents

I can not stop thinking how many women where the cause of these accidents.

I bet it is save to say 90%. Anyone bidding higher?

;)
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+2 71. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Fight!

tbh... I hate it when they take great martial artists, like the master himself, Bruce Lee, and another great one in his days, Jean Claude von Damme, and portrait them as idiots.

Whoever made this should be shot, slowly.
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+5 72. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Megalodon

Reminds me how puny we are.. :(

I think I go look for my mommy now...
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+4 73. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Blonde climbing an escalator

I am sure she was just retracing her steps because she lost a contact lens.
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+8 74. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video How to be the perfect girlfriend

ugh... how could they forget video games... :/
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+6 75. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video The Goal of the Year

#3 Footbal is a combination of Luck and Skill. Luck is forced by skills. No skills no luck. Sure he was lucky the defender slide at that moment into that way using that foot. His skill was to react correctly to it.

#6 He was defended by 2 men. They simply could not touch him. Do this a 100 times more and noone will succeed at it again. It was his moment. Had nothing to do with the defending. The first defender was in the right position. The 2nd defender made the right tackle. He just simply outskilled them.

#(removed comment) The only fake on this particulair page is your comment. Probally based on jealousy because you can't dribble a ball past a stationary lamppost (stationary is used to emphasise the dramatics in downgrading #(removed comment) skills).

I played football (and still am) for about 20 years now. I never made it to any proffesional clubs but when I was younger I played at quite a decent level. I know skill when I see skill. This goal reminds me of the Final Germany - Holland in '74 when Johan Cruiff walked into the German box without anyone touching the ball and forcing them to tackle him hence getting a penalty kick.

Anyone wants to doubt the Grandmaster's Skills?
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+2 76. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Maria Sharapova vs 5 Japs

#7 The Japs count as 1. As the opposition is 1.

Apart from that, it is their side of the court that should be played on the extended field - not hers - since they are 5.

So out they are.

#6 *sighs*... This was staged! They where just having fun! If she wanted to she would have returned every service with a point.
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+8 77. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Maria Sharapova vs 5 Japs

For all of you who take this to serious...

This was obviously just a joke. I see atleast 2 balls being played out and counted as in.

So the only sensible comment thus far has been the comment made by poster #2.
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+3 78. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video The best funny moments in sports

#3 because nothing beats watching a few nice self-pwns on a sunday morning.
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+22 79. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Adam & Eve

And thus on the 11th day god invented the 'strap-on'.
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+6 80. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Indian Action thriller

I bet it was a stunt double... :)
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+4 81. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Wine Opener

I know for sure you'll start screaming at her to start blowing instead of sucking once she sucks the sheets up your ass...
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+21 82. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Microphone

Owned by a microphone - 1 - 0

Old guy not caring a flying fart - 1 - 1

:)
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+29 83. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Time Warp - SawStop

@ #3 - you cut wood at various speeds. It depends on the several things like tickness, density (m3), type of wood etc. So yes sometimes you will cut very slowly and sometimes you will cut very fast.

Apart from that you kinda miss the most vital thing that actually makes this work. The reaction speed. The reaction speed is 1/1000th of a second. You can not move your hand so fast, especially not when you are pushing wood trough a saw blade. So I have no doubt his machine works.

#4 then you use another machine, change the blade, take out the security. They talk about wood not steel. And then yes you would not have the safety. But his invention just saved 10 fingers a day.
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+4 84. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Weatherman with green tie

'You just made YouTube' 1:42

No, better - he just made Snotr!

Looks like he has a hole in his chest tho :)
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+2 85. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Kid on drugs...

Since he has stitches he probally had a pretty big dental surgery. So I guess the dentist just wanted to make sure the poor kid didn't feel anything during the treathment.

What he didn't realise is that the kid will be comming back every week now for the same treathment... :)
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+5 86. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video What you shouldn't eat on a date

It says KIKA in the corner. That's a childrens education DVD series. Go figure.
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+28 87. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Kid's pet mouse ownage

god... try to explain to your 8 year old now that's how nature works...

I can't resist laughing, and ofc it is just nature, but poor poor kid.
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+17 88. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Friends - job interview

Awesome :D

(stolen from Fight Club tho ;) )
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+1 89. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video The Pomegranate Phone

'for convenient coffee making' :D

But just wait 20 years... this isn't so far away I think (apart from the razor and coffee nonsense ofc)
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+9 90. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Funny Cats

They should shoot the person that tied the basket on wheels to the cat @0:45.

Idiot.
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+9 91. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Victim steals burglars' van

I don't think he has to worry much about being charged for stealing their car...

They'd have to press charged and somehow I doubt they ever will :)

On the other hand it's most likely a stolen car anyways, so not only did he prevent the thieves from robbing him, he also managed to get stolen loot back and on top of that he recovered and returned a stolen vehicle.

So props to the guy :)
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0 92. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Microsoft iPod

Whats the music?

Loved it :D
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+4 93. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Transparent display

uhm... didn't they already invented this like 5 years ago??

I remember a show on the Dutch Discovery or something where they talked about a thin layer of plastic they placed on shops display windows and they could run advertisements on it. And at the same time you could also see what was inside etc.

?
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+7 94. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video World's deadliest spider

Actually the smallest living things in the world are the ones with the most deadly poison. Luckely for us most of them can not penetrate out skin.

I guess this little bastard is the exception :(
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-1 95. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Pole Position Commercial

Anyone sees the resemblence with Test Drive from the Commodore 64? :)

I was very young when we go the Commodore but this game brings back memories. lol

Giana Sisters anyone? :D
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+5 96. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Scientists find the first earth-like planet in a habitable zone

@ #1 it is important to answer one of the biggest questions,

'Are we alone?'

It is important incase we ever need to move, for whatever reason.

And history proves to us that most discoveries are done by chance. Hardly ever do they discover something with a set goal. Hence the name 'discovery'. So it is always good and important to focus in all directions.

Last but not least, they are constantly trying to develop known technologies. But it will speed up once the need for it arises. Once we run out of oil you will see a substitute for it. Once the earth is about to perish we will find lightspeed.

It is what people need. And right now we do not need any of the above. Therefor the focus (and thus the means to) lay elsewhere. Nicer cars for example.

Any idea why the 'Dark Ages' where called the Dark Ages? It was because it was cheaper to have slave labor then 'inventing' new things. So money was spend on wars to get slaves rather then on scientists.
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+6 97. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Most bizarre interview on Letterman

I think Mr Phoenix is either trying to pull Davids legg or is stoned out of his mind.

Nice intervieuwing skills from David tho :D

Someone get the intervieuw of Letterman with Johhny Depp. That was also quite funny :)
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+54 98. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Great self-defence strategy

Damn looks like my wife...

after I said 'I do' she did the same thing.. :/
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-3 99. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video A beautiful morning...

ha ha ha

It's genetic. Men should stay out of the kitchen. What woman do with ease there is like a warzone for (us limited ;) ) men.

Video proves it :D
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+21 100. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Spaceship

hmm isnt that just a massage stick? For sour muscles you cant reach?

:*
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+1 101. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Monsters vs. Aliens

Yet another reason to go to the movies :D
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+6 102. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Aerobics Fail

Ok let's...

change panties first :D
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+8 103. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

See how far you can get with a little cooperation..

We're 6billion souls on the world. Imagine we'd all have the capacity of cooperating like these tiny ants have.

Or imagine when 1 day ants grow out the size of dogs. Then we're screwed...
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+1 104. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit

I love how the Sony spokesman tried to use the machine trough the remote control at 01:00.

He's aiming at the T.V. while the box is ontop of the T.V. :D
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+1 105. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit

I love how the Sony spokesman tried to use the machine trough the remote control at 01:00.

He's aiming at the T.V. while the box is ontop of the T.V. :D
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0 106. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Other side of sports

#4 that are 'supporters' setting fire to the plastic chairs. Then it gets out of hand and before you know it half the stadium is on fire.
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+7 107. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Other side of sports

I just dont understand what the riots have to do with anything...

A streaker now and then is fun for everyone, especially if you're the one who can body check the males or tackels the females :).

But the riots are no fun and destroy it for everyone.
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+3 108. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee

.. and she is cute to?

omg.. bye bye Alicia Keys *waves*
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+2 109. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Try to say the color of text

easy enough.

Just dont immediatly react. Take 1/10th of a second more then usual to look at the color and read the word.
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+2 110. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Prank call by 8-year-old

Here are some more of her clips :D

This one was the best tho.

http://www.johntedwards.com/2006/10/15/little-irish-girl-prank-calls/
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+3 111. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Super Bowl Ad - Budweiser Bud Light

@ #3 yeah that's 1 of the typical mistakes they make in the States. Like when they make a movie where somewhere in the movie there are some Dutch people... and they speak German instead of Dutch...

I think in the States Europa consits out of France, Germany and Eastern Europa... :(
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+1 112. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Super Bowl Ad - Budweiser Bud Light

@ #1 ... not in a Bunny suit :P
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+7 113. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Prank call by 8-year-old

awesome :D
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+5 114. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Yellow Pages

@ #2 I think they already skipped the realism part when he managed to crack atleast 2inch think armoured glass with the tip of a mop stick... It's not about realism it's about it being a funny commercial.

Just FYI this commercial won the 'Golden Loekie' (National reward for best/most funny etc. commercials) in the year it was broadcasted.
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-1 115. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Jesus Christ Lizard

Hi Jezus!

Bye Jezus!

Hurry up old man... you got some more "miracles" to perform :D
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+1 116. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints

I bet she saw the answer and that was to overwhelming for her.

So her brain shortcirceted and she fainted.

#10 ppl that faint always roll with their eyes and the heavy breathing doesn't mean shit. It all depends on why she fainted. Maybe she held her breath to long :D
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+7 117. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World

Well it's ofcourse speculation based on what happened on the past.

Im sure a few nukes well places can change a lot.

Either way funny to look at.

1/2 monkeyhead :(|)
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+1 118. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Imagining the Tenth Dimension

#10 hence the introducing explanation using a newspaper.

A newspaper is 2D (anyone can imagine that) when you fold it into a tube it turns into a 3d object. When the ant crosses where the edges meet and you unfold he suddenly crossed the entire 2D field in a single step; hence the 3D concept of depth. And this he uses for his diagrams.

What strikes me as amazing is that basically it's a repeatative series to cross dimensions. But as shown again it's purely theories. You can never ever physically accross the 4th Dimension. So anything we suggest after that is speculation. Basically you can go on forever with this. Thats the flaw in his theorie. Unless we assume it all takes place in the 0 dimension and everything is just a dot. And we can break things down infinitifly his theorie works. But as that has been proven impossible it stagnates there.
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+2 119. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Funny church moments

at #11 lol no you fool, it's Ave Maria. One of the most well known Christian songs.

Hitman took it, if what you say is true, and didn't create it.

So i cincerely doubt the maker of this vid was thinking about Hitman lol
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+23 120. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Zorb Fail

haha damn that looked hard :D

Pwnd by a huge plastic ball!
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+3 121. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Ownage compilation

haha awesome clips.

To many to comment about but I always love it when animals own ppl, like the guy in the horse race. I can hear the horses think: 'Ok we got rid of him now lets ruuuuuuun for it!'

:D:D
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+2 122. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Football is cruel

I can hear all you American Football lovers say now 'Football is for wussies' lol

This what you see here is nothing. Go watch the amateurs on Sundays. The lower ranking you get the worse it gets.

I stopped playing football because we ended up fighting every other week. And well... after a fight ppl start to jump on ankles and stuff.

American football? lol try a mans game where you not geared up in plate armour! :D
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-2 123. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Airplane landing

I have to fly to Norway this saterday... there is 1m snow there atm and ofc heavy winds...

After this I think I'll be sick or something... :(

I'll only go if I can have in writing it will be this pilot flying :D
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+1 124. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Best pickup line ever

old old old old old pickup line...

He dressed it up nicely tho.

The 'original' goes like:

'Did it hurt?'

'Did what hurt?'

'When you fell out of heaven.'

or:

'God called...'

'God called for what?'

'They are missing an angel.'
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+4 125. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Weird wrestling moves

I didnt know KISS members where that desperate for money :D

I loved this when Jack Black parodied it tho.. but somehow it feels like the sport is a parody on itself...

not to disrespect the undoubtfull hours of practice and skills needed to make such moves!
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+3 126. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette

We eat raw herring in Holland.

You take the herring, cut of the head, take it by the tail, put both sides of the herring in a pile of chipped, raw onion, you hold the herring above your head (still holding only the tail) and you start eating till only the tail is left.

:)
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0 127. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Good morning!

in Holland it's: kukelekuu
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+22 128. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Kankkunen humiliates interviewer

Intervieuwer:
'It was raining. What kind of tires did you have?'

Juha:
'Black, round, Pirelli'
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+7 129. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Spider cat

I have 6 cats... they all do this.. infact when they get a little bit older it will turn into a game for them aswell... I had to replace the net 12 times now cause they got bigger and well... tore the shit down :D

In all honesty.. that cat doesn't look to well.. her stumach is to big for such a young cat.
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+3 130. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Football is for girls

I agree that those little f*ags who destroy the sport should be severely punished. But what you never see is the opposite. I played football for a very very long time (close to 20 years) and I got beaten, stamped on my toes, stamped on my ancles, got headbuts, pinched, kicked, spit on, threathend, and so on. So on the other side it's a way for a striker to get back at the defender. Still... I say shoot them all.

Also statistics say the sport with by far the most injuries is football. Needless to say it is also the most practiced sport so perhaps that is also why.

All in all, I think a good commercial that hopefully will prevent some people from performing these lame tricks.

Last but not least... they should bring out the spray the medics use when someone is injured to the regular market. It seems it can reconnect joints, heal broken legs, perform surgery and so on all in a matter of minutes... :)
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+2 131. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Acrobatic duet

Old greeks used to wrestle naked. Man on Man.

Most were not gay. I really don't give a shit if these boys are bareback riders. Truth is what they did noone reading this site can.
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+2 132. Sjattuh commented 9 years ago on video Guitar speed record

I am pretty sure it's the music from the theme song of the show called 'The Green Hornet' with Bruce Lee :D