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3. ezeliel 2 years ago on video Cat attacks breakdancer
How can you say that #15, #16 and #17?! They are all video editing experts!!! You can't fool them!!! lol 
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4. ezeliel 2 years ago on video Maru's magic show
Stop complaining already!! If you want your ideal video site, do it your-fucking-self!!! 
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6. ezeliel 2 years ago on video Crane Crashes Through House
It was Devastator!!! The government is covering it up again!! 
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7. ezeliel 2 years ago on video How to impress your boss
I would promote him to Maintenance Technician!!
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9. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Diving Board
Ignorance is proved by ignorant people #(removed comment). There is no need to point it or them out. 
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10. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Rockslide in Tennessee closes road
The road was already blocked #6 and maybe this slide was provoked for better safety...
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11. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Japanese Fanta commericals
LOL How could you answer the shogun?!?!
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12. ezeliel 3 years ago on video The Puppy Whisperer
I see a Legendary Wingman Ability. Useless if you don't have puppies around.
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13. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Kittens Playing on a Slide
And now you don't like replays?! LOL funny kittens. They are (almost) always cute and funny.
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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Roller coaster fallout warning
LOL very unexpected.
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Human tetris
If it were to be done better, you would call it fake.
I liked it.
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18. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Peace day in Afghanistan
At least, that dove gained two ranks in the military.
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19. ezeliel 3 years ago on video No signal / out of service phones
I get the video and idea but... 5 minutes? 
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20. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Crocodile Hunter most embarrassing moments
#(removed comment) I know it is cruel but I laughed a lot.
Well, he was a nice guy and was good at hunting things. Even some of the bloopers are things that have happened to almost everyone who have adventured.
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21. ezeliel 3 years ago on video I catch Torii Hunter's batting practice home run
"The next time you find yourself arguing with a fool, make sure he's not doing the same thing."
That's why people like Henderson and Fergus are ignorable...
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22. ezeliel 3 years ago on video President Obama calls Kanye West a jackass
LOL yeah, mods double posting!! That's something to laugh aside from the wise description from Obama of Kayne West.
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23. ezeliel 3 years ago on video A moment of clarity
LOL that's why you always need to be prepared with condoms. even in the desolated desert.
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24. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Kazakhs singing Tupac
Then get some sleep #7.
We didn't like the video nor care of what you think about negative comments because "that's just the way it is."
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25. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Super Clean Glass Prank
LOL the door is next to the glass and the people keep trying the glass.
Brilliant indeed.
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27. ezeliel 3 years ago on video The Old City of Dubrovnik
Yep, #8. It'll be fantastic to see the end of the project.
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28. ezeliel 3 years ago on video The quick brown fox ...
(8)We didn't start the Flame War!!(8) LOL Banned at last.
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29. ezeliel 3 years ago on video American Idol Reject Interviews
LOL I think it's fun to let people express themselves when you are making fun of them.
I really liked it.
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30. ezeliel 3 years ago on video The quick brown fox ...
I have admin in some student-like aged forums and I've ban idiots for less than #15 comment.
Insults like that aren't supposed to be tolerated.
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31. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Tape measure prank
It was self-retracting pocket measure tape held with scotch tape double sided at the end so it could be paste to the toilet paper.
Even fake its still a good prank.
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32. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Studying English
LOL nice video, laughed a lot. Wrong category, it's a parody.
PS. #8, You got offended by USAnumber1 in comment #(removed comment)... say it. All that conversation just to insult him back? *kids*
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35. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Evian Babies
LOL All I know is that those babies are awesome!!!!!1
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36. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Tattoo Fight
#5 Things like that are better explained when asked.
The chinese tattoo that "means I blow dudes." LOL
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37. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Terminator 3 Sergent Candy Scene
LOL I would have love to see that in the movie!!!! That's the only thing that explains why it was Arnold all the terminators in all the movies!!!!!!
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38. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Mexican 300
When its a joke about others is funny and when is a joke about you is racist? Stop complain!!! lol
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
Q.Q babies!!!!
"LEAVE MICHAEL ALONEEEE!!!!!!"
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40. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
Exactly, #3 is right. And the song is awesome!!
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41. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
Because it is awesome!!! He was a great singer until 90's and after that his whole existence was a parody!!
ROFL at 2:33.
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42. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Supermank Dunk
As #20 said, it IS about style and skills. Even if it is not a dunk. Not many people can do that. That Superman "Dunk" was about the jump. Not everybody can jump high enough to throw the ball down and get it right.
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43. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Baseball bat spin trick
#4 You may have done that against the force of gravity (for example, who haven't done that with the remote control) but doing that rotation perpendicularly to the force of gravity is a little harder don't you think?
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45. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Ninja skillz
The only funny thing about the video are the first 2 comments...
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46. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Massage Therapist For Models
LOL I had to watch the video for a third time to actually read the subs!! 
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47. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Wii... played well
LOL Owned!!!! Agree with #6 and #(removed comment) wtf lol.
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50. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Micheal Vick Experience
I hate animal abuse and even some animal use like racing or hunting but if you want to be or give an example and/or give your opinion about that, nothing good will come from doing it the way you did wishing bad things to whoever did the deed #9. I'm not judging, ok? Just an opinion.
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51. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Jump fail
LOOOOL really dude wtf?!?! (can't stop laughing)
The sound effect was perfect!!!
Another thing, awesome shooting from the camera man!! He or she is the only one with real skillz there lol.
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52. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Vote Time
LOL #18 "Just a thought." ... Do you know that getting more negative votes than positive votes when you say "I don't like this video." means that there are more people that liked it than people that don't liked it? There are videos that are just lame and you can see a lot of comments saying that and getting a lot of positive votes. Having said that, probably most of the negative votes are from people that liked the video.
LOL talking about votes in a Vote Time parody video. 
#20, comments after 15 or 20 don't get so many votes so don't worry about that lol.
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53. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Café Serré
It's a French production and the setting is in the U.S. people. And it was, indeed, a very swift own while eating a donut.
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54. ezeliel 3 years ago on video How to turn around a car
#(removed comment) said: "Well, men do that too, not only women." (carlos is a male name)
#(removed comment) said: "If you keep posting in spanish, you'll get negative votes." (probably with help of a bad translator)
And as for the video I said: "You gotta be kidding me!!! She had the smallest car in the video!!!"
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55. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Whack-A-Kitty
LOL #7 that is funny and very cruel!! Very cute indeed.
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57. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Ball Trick
People, #(removed comment)'s comment was a joke about the ball. Not about the guy dying.
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59. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Tooheys New White Stag - Sequel
Hey fart, he's not blaming America, just the United States.
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60. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Flying instructor gives demo at indoor skydiving
Nice research #6
And #4, he might as well be an instructor if he wants after all that show, if he isn't of course.
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61. ezeliel 3 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness
Well #11, it is not a very good example but it is similar. If you ask 6 guys to find an item in a store and I ask 24 guys, who has more probability to get the item first?
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63. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Handicap Parking
I would do that if I get a wheelchair with a license plate.
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65. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Got Bike?
Lol #(removed comment) Nobody has the power to stay seated on a bike while crashing something bigger. You can make airbag uniforms... hmmm, that's not a bad idea but it will be a little heavy.
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68. ezeliel 3 years ago on video DUI test fail
LOL the funniest thing ever!! He deserves a ride home.
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70. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Porsche Magnet
In my opinion, Porches are overrated. My favorites are muscle cars. Long live American muscle cars!!!
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Human jump rope
LOL #12 I was just joking about how gay that comment sounded. I wasn't saying you were gay and... you don't have to write in slang to sound manly either. Like I said, just joking.
At least we don't have to wave our flags like Fake Henry and OldFag (kidding again) like it matters here. It's internet, it's suppose to be worldwide.
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73. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Fight!
#11 You sounded a little bit serious until you said "i was actually there" but good one, never saw that coming.
And for the video, it was really lame.
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74. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Human jump rope
Sooooo gay #2... lol just joking. He wasn't junping, he was dancing with the "rope". Still amazing tho. Henry, take it easy. We already know it's useless even if your second comment did the same.
#7 LOL
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75. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Lucky basketball shot
Nice one, JaeMarie!!
And nice shot indeed, even if it didn't count.
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76. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Impossible bowling shot
#6 Yeah, I even saw some ants right after the strings were pulled!! And if it were real, I'm sure I could do better!!!
And also, FIRST!?!? *fake emo's*
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77. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Another fainting on live TV
LOL the comments made it a lot funnier!!
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78. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Hippies crying over dead trees
LOOOL I can't stop laughing!!! Ant then the comments, most of them are hilarious!!!
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79. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Guy dumps bucket with ashes on girlfriend
Like the description, this is really stupid. It isn't funny even in slow motion.
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80. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Extreme uphill racing
Nice skillz!! One error and it could be the last.
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84. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Robot controlled with rat brain cells
#6 Most of the experiments with rats, you have to anesthetize them before extracting anything from the head. After the extraction, they are killed. The only pain they suffer is from the anesthetic injection.
It's not like I approve killing some animals to save other animals because we are mammalians just like them but I'm not going to protest neither because I may need whatever they discover later
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86. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Time Warp - Tazer
LOL stop creating accounts just to defend yourself...
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88. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Triumph taunts upside-down David Blaine
LOLZZ!! I love that dog!! "Hang in there Dave!!"
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90. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Data security - Harddisk shredder
This is worse than animal cruelty!! 
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92. ezeliel 3 years ago on video How a rock band chart sounds on real drums
One of the best songs of the game to prove himself as a good drummer, Panic attack!!! It would be awesome if the real battery could be connected as controller.
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93. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Police overreaction
Cops, credit bureaus, the boss... they are a lot of BAD people out there right? Is this thread even monitored?
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94. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Got muscle?
To explain a little, #7 is mocking #4 and we can forget all the comments with the word "prison" in it as fat/skinny nerds. After all that *LOL* he only needs a computer with a couple of games to get fat so you can be happy.
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95. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Knife roulette
Let the "fake" people alone. I'm sure that as soon as they find another way to express themselves, they will try it. 
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96. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Ad placement fail
NOOOOOOOO!!!! SPOILERSS!!!!! Didn't see the whole episode first. 
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97. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Police overreaction
I'm sorry to tell you, that was all normal procedure. That's why you should put your arms behind your back and don't move when asked. You don't criticize whatever the hell they think or ask anything like that. You can resolve anything that he thought he could resolve there without being arrested in the headquarters. If you try to go around those facts you might know a new friend (as he did), the taser guns. 
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98. ezeliel 3 years ago on video A rally car in your room
That's what happen when your house is near a circuit road. Nothing much... lol
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99. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Man falls from tower, but never hits the ground
#12 Even if it is the hardest thing in the world, the time to show crappy 3D passed like 30 years ago
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100. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Jizz in my pants
#9 read the title and yep, I jizzed in my pants when I saw him too
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101. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?
LOL he can take the slingshot man and the cards maniac in less than 1 second!!!
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102. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Women bloopers
LOL #4 "I've seen some of the BOYS" we do not say boys to men. "painful lacerations"? "uncomfortable spots"? We say "getting owned in the nuts!!" And you think we are going to believe you are a woman? #5 is totally right.
I'm just kidding with you, don't take it personally... NOT!!
And #2, if you are going to say "womans are stupid", at least spell it right.
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103. ezeliel 3 years ago on video PC vs MAC
Nice short movie!! In the discussion about the best operative system, I can just say: depends. And I think #7 meant #2, not #3.
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104. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls
LOL ppl stop complaining, my weight surpass 300 by a lot and I can't stop laughing everytime I play this video!!! 
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105. ezeliel 3 years ago on video A quick physics lesson
OMG too many stupid things in 3 minutes!!!!!!!!!!
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106. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Discovery Channel - I love the world
Haha, what a nice video!!! I just downloaded it.
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107. ezeliel 3 years ago on video New Japanese show: stacking food on animals
#1 Of course is cruel but still very funny. I would have stopped at 0:22 when the poor dog started drooling... I just can't do that to an animal.
#6 LOL chocolates on Oprah... nice one.
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108. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Drifting gone wrong
#5 LOL the hazard lights!!!
What was that? Maybe the "drifting" was a preparation for the crashing...
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video
LOL He could be good wearing Barney's outfit!!
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110. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Karate painting?
#7 LOL cock-roaches all over him hahahaha. Nice painting tho
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111. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video Motorbike on autopilot
#10 I'm right with you. People please just enjoy the video. If you need something real, watch the news lol.
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112. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Kid transports bricks
LOL That's some skill!!!!! #17 meant 5 cents an hour.
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113. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Do we have a problem?
#7 Yeah, a nuclear point black attack lol. I gotta see that movie.
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114. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Magical Internet
Those boobs are not magical, they are as real as their dumbness.
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115. ezeliel 3 years ago on video The Finger
#9 They just lack imagination...
#(removed comment) I'm right with you. I've seen ratings with less than -20 and I mean -21, -22 etc.
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116. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Video calls makes life harder for lazy people...
Lol, nice commercial and #1 got owned...
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117. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Cat compilation
#10 lol it was very funny. Cats are just lovely!!!
0:52 haha the dog getting owned by the boxing cat, amazing.
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118. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Chicken head tracking
LOL pretty amazing!!! Now, imagine some saying: "I could do better." LOOOOL
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119. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Go around twice if you're happy
What a nice video!! I love it. People in love, people happy... it is always nice to see something like that.
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120. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper
HAHAHAHHAHA OMG What a n00b!!! #1 Please post your vid trying to keep laughing...
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121. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Don't Stop Football Now
LMAO awesome compilation!!! The goalkeeper goal was the best!!
/10
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122. Comment rated too low. Show this comment ezeliel 3 years ago on video 58th Emmy Awards intro with Conan O'Brien
lol every time they say "what could possibly go wrong now?" everything get worst.
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124. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Terry Fator on David Letterman
Well, I really liked his act. Is not like I will be his fan from now on but I liked it. #5 Maybe you don't like his act but it does not mean it sucks. He does not have a $100,000 contract for nothing. And #9, if I were you, I would read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_theater#Development_of_musical_comedy before saying things like "Comedy and singing is never a good idea". After all, this is only my opinion and I don't mean to be disrespectful with anyone.
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125. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Wall Ride
I think he got good tires there.
And the guts to do that. Nice stunt!!!
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126. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Ladies room prank
Best bathroom prank ever!!!!! lol can't stop laughing...
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127. ezeliel 3 years ago on video It can't be done any slower...
Nice card tricks and lol at #1 and #6
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128. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Dance fail
Well, it is really fishy. Maybe is fake but it really was funny
And #5, maybe the keyboard was connected. You can see the cable pops up right it's been pulled.
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129. ezeliel 3 years ago on video He loves a fat girl
#4 LMAO!!!!
The funny part of this video are the negative comments!!! lol
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130. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Idiot tries to ride a motorbike
HAHAHAHAHHA... Awesome trick dude!!! lol
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131. ezeliel 3 years ago on video No risk, no fun
Awesome compilation!!! lol the dog is better than me skateboarding...
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132. ezeliel 3 years ago on video Top 10 Baddest Bad Guys
Thank you peelo, I was just going to say (write) that!! And insane people are not bad, they are just insane lol
(8)Bad to the bone(8)
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134. ezeliel 5 years ago on video 'Bullshit' is the most important issue for 2008 voters
Jajajajajajajaja, this video is awesome!!!!!
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1. ezeliel 2 years ago on video SNL Robert De Niro
LOL #(removed comment) well played. *still laughing*