Even the computer woman just wont listen!

Cute little polar bear

That is fucking crazy, a longer clip would have been cool.

Next the machines will make up their own religion to oppress us with

That view is to die for!

That is an example of good parenting. If parents spend time with children to teach them properly they have much better chances of being successful in all aspects of life.

they finally made women perfect

1st cat: "you're not gonna push me, right."

She is lucky to keep all her fingers. I like how they had the healthcare cost comparison. Why do they say America is the greatest country in the world?

#(removed comment) "If you must resort to violence you have already lost" -Sun Tzu The Art of War

Anyway, that was hilarious

I would rather had that choice, more cops would get respect.

now he's gotta go for a dump, u see that walk.

enjoy the obesity that comes from consuming excessive amounts of empty sugar calories, and did we mention diabetes!

I will just delete my account, we should always have that option.

Gonna need a lot of hay, but looks to be a better solution than just the skimmers they have been using.

All of this pointless stop-motion animation needs to stop!

they are trying to learn how to walk on land , good job on the rescue though (except that fat lady in white just standing there)

IFO (identified flying object)

#6 don't forget about Tobacco and the lives it has ravaged as well, but is still legal! The only reasons they were even able to make marijuana illegal in the first place is racist propaganda and scare tactics. Free your mind and do some research people!

Its the real Gambit!!

2 flies on a pile of poop, one fly farts, the other fly says "Do you mind, I'm eating!"

Must be nice to not work for a living

WTF!!! You had me with the title, but what is really going on here? I keep watchin and I keep laughin, and that is all I got!!

WOW.. THE SECOND GUY WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE!! crazy

#1 not save, HUNT

I loved this vid, cuz I hate seagulls. However, I wonder if they were actually saving the birds from a future heartattack

nice story, cute puppy, but that music is sooo ridiculous. Glad the dog had a home at the end and not just gone to the pound.

I am no mathematician, but I only count 8 (7 really, two were combined) questions.

It is RIN-TIN-TIN, not Lassie!

sounds like he is teasing everyone about it being morning, and he finds it hilarious. I have to agree

Was I the only person waiting for him to do some donuts with that beast?

#1 but Islam's only magic is the exploding zealot

more like green goblin from spiderman than back to the future 2, but, pretty freakin cool

even through the miscommunications due to cultural differences, the whole conversation still rings true about tacos (from any angle).

It's sad that there are laws against this now..

Guitar player thinking "I hate it when he doesn't take his Xanax before the show..."

gonna be a really popular GIF

wow #4 - they say sarcasm does not translate well when read, BRAVO, BRAVO...

Mommy and Daddy have way too much money for these stupid kids... lucky though I wish I had that good of luck, and a rich mom and dad

Quite true, and #5 if you still want to try it then I think you should, and try out crack and heroin, you know all the drugs that tear your life apart!

#3 then he'll really be able to sing the blues

Are you sure you are OK, cuz you just got run over!!

#2 good point, maybe they're deaf or just natural selection at work.

Mother will not think it is as cute

They dont have rocks there?

A man who didn't have to suck cock to get to the top; he did it because he loved it!!

Seriously though; he was and always will be the greatest vocalist ever!!

Gotta keep your pimp "hand" strong

Really cool, but lets see how well they are hitting the targets.

WOW. thats awesome, i can't believe he stays there. i guess the other cat can be his arch nemesis

I sooo wanted to see a train splash through that!!

Seriously, you can't understand uneducated trash anyway and all they do is talk. I have to refrain from using the word "nigger" here (in one example of a case it is well deserved), but this is a very clear example of reverse racism. Both parties should have been made to leave the bus, the bus company should be sued, and law enforcement should be handling this since there is video evidence of the incident.

I'm calling it... next Americas Got Talent star!! 4 REAL

is this her own song, or does anyone know anything about the original?

There goes a year's salary in ammo, very nice comrade!

Remember, "if your government takes down the internet, take down the government" - Anonymous

I think im gonna try and smuggle some drugs into norway, best case I make good money, worst case I get to live better than i do now.

There should be these types of prisons everywhere, but only for drug and alcohol offenses the rest of the trash (murderers, rapists, child molesters...)can go to a real prison.

#3 get married, its just as crazy

Always hide behind the trees at the rally races, hope they were ok.

It is not a movie it is a series from the history channel, but they are interesting.

Are you guys sure this isn't russia?

should have "Ottis Redding-Sitting on the dock of the bay" for background music.

#(removed comment) be careful

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38741401/ns/health-food_safety/t/recall-expands-more-half-billion-eggs/

http://www.cdc.gov/Features/SalmonellaEggs/

lesson 1, when holding and cops come, eat that shit!!! "was just taking my vitamins officer"

Next up for the darwin awards will be the thermite fails! Oh well gotta thin out the population somehow.

#8 I was wondering the same things, but you reminded me that its Russia!

Its like when children do that copying game, it was annoying when I was young and it still is.

pine needles make great kindling

#10 If your sons rub up against them like that to, then you may have a unique problem on your hands.

I had a few of those rubber sticky ones u get from quarter machine when i was a kid. Good times, til they got covered in dirt and hair.

jugglers make great bartenders, but the cocktails aren't even

Sounds a bit like Jimmy from South Park in the long "clucking" parts, like where Jimmy would have a long stutter. Hilarious all around! I wonder if there is a lot of inbreeding with goats, there seems to be a lot of strange goat videos out there.

when ranting try not to post twice like a douche

RICKY GERVAIIS RULES

Today's cult is tomorrow's religion

those two bears did less damage to that hammock, than my old white-trash neighbor's kids did to my old hammock (I do miss that hammock)

arguing over who gave who fleas

That is why they are called PIGS

Nice skills:
Before anyone asks, the song is "Rita Ora - Hot Right Now"

very cool, however I still want spring loaded and better forearm support. I do love what he has done though.

she almost dove right into it

The One w/ The Jacket on stage. Awesome!

Well, its a good start, in 20 years we will all be laughing at the size of it.

So even sesame street knows lillylollylilly is a douche (is he died). I really love the end... "dig it?, yeah keep diggin til its buried" I wish that could work that way some times, but that is probably how a lot of crap gets high ratings. Sesame Street, unlike some of my other shows, you never fail me. XD

Hi we here at BMW are trying anything to distract you from the real issues of oil dependency, the hand is quicker than the eye, look we put a condom on your car!

OK, pretty cool, and I do want one! Would be way better than the manuals you get for cars at auto-parts stores. However, I have to ask if it has troubleshooting capabilities, like oops broken screw/bolt. I suppose if you have enough money for this then you have only new cars as well.

I really wanted to see the REAL face beneath the mask. Also it would be crazy if it was actually a woman beneath the mask, XD

it didn't have to be at the same time...

Clyde just doesn't know what to do without Clint Eastwood.

Now I know why they call it river dance, when they done there is a river.

why I eyes ya!

Wall street scenario is more like the monkey gets the whole bowl of grapes

That baby must have hit 88MPH, CUZ I JUST SAW SOME SERIOUS SHIT!!

Hilarious, but usually everything does not work out so cool..

Reminds me of old SNL where Christopher Walken pranked someone to death;

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pranksters/2619/

#1 so smart people don't have to die to shut the overloaded plant down, we don't want to waste any nuclear physicists now do we.

If its open source and it works that good, Linus Torvalds made it!

The "vultures" usually turn into "shameless suzies" before the night is over, but then they puke on you.

#6 money only goes to businesses and governments, and the people who's tax dollars paid for that money are forgotten...

Kid was better than him, thats gotta kinda suck.

Alcohol abuse is no laughing matter

CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN

BRUTAL!!!

friends don't let friends eat friends

good to see a fellow unibrow putting it out there...

it was like the fourth floor, just a scam for attention. If he wanted to die he would have went to the roof. So he got exactly what he wanted!

It was funny, but why is everyone Harold. I Fu<k1ng hate pikers!

is that his real mullet?!?

#4 I think it is reel-to-reel, but hilarious observation!

That is as good as http://www.snotr.com/video/3506/Star_Trek_-_Makings_sense_more_than_ever (btw: this is really fun to do just mute tv on some crap and make your own entertainment)

#2 probably just stability at 30+ mph making turns hunting prey you need help as a biped when you weigh a few tons

#4 I know what you mean, I only clicked on this because I thought it was a cartoon. That wall is freaky for so early in my morning.

Coolest thing ever, Evolution Baby!!

#14 I did marry a girl like that, she's stoned right now XD

Single Cell Survivor, coming soon...

#10 that was pepper spray, hence the officer saying "yeah, thats not very nice"

what sux is realizing it is those high gas prices that paid for that high building.

4. Xeromyr , if you are for real then do it!! I would love to see it, and the admins here need to approve something that cool if this is here!!

#1 its mini mighty zarnac

Looks like metal, or maybe glass??

#2 Yeah, he REALLY needs that. He is still pumping adrenaline from it all.

We need to realize that we are all anonymous and WE RULE!

At least they have another crane nearby to pull that one out.

Always remember your helmet kids, then you can enjoy your friends laughing at you instead of ruining the day with a trip to the hospital!

Don't have to worry about falling asleep there

should say "First ever flip skateboard transfer"

That guys laugh was like some psycho clown

the seat warming is awesome enough

Its not the height of the clock, but the speed of the clock that alters its time due to special relativity (moving closer to speed of light=time slow down)

#9 you prevent the passing out by putting the weight back down as slowly as you lift it (not dropping it), and slowly stand back up taking pauses to breathe as you need to. this prevents the sudden pressure changes from overwhelming your body, weightlifting is dangerous for stupid people who use improper technique.

running is always a bad idea for humans, anything that can kill you can out-run you!

#8 you are right, but that sweater could make him mean (it would if I were that dog XD

LEGEND

vape, its how i quit, 2 years without a smoke and a few months free of vaping too. (besides when i drink, but that doesn't make me start again, not like smoking would) Weed is beautiful though!

The family version of russian roulette, I want one.

First off AWESOME my dad is a drummer so I am not easily impressed, but WOW! This reminds me of the Robot Chicken muppet special "The drummer, he looks like an epileptic ragdoll!!"

#2 yeah, instead of pull shirt over head and punch it is try an drown them

#22 yeah, bruises heal, but mental scars never heal. I guess you gotta handle one problem at a time....

at the last frame, looks like the Duke boys have had to drop their budget

#3 Sure would have made Pitfall more fun.

#3 RIGHT, because they don't have souls!

Rich kids suck!! Yes I am very jealous.

I seriously hate rich people

#12 you are right, thanks for that. description should say "looks like bird on front of racecar". Any other time there would be 5 posts calling FAKE, but one that actually is not real everyone just goes with it.

#12 ok your stupid.

Ah thats a suckers game anyway

Would probably be better than a "walker" older people currently use, and far more range of motion=control

I think it came about after the song Jenny by Tommy Tutone used a real number (867-5309) and got in trouble http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vjn4XDbGVQ&feature=related

If only the crabs were bigger they might get darwin awards

I was thinking the other type of "fans"

Owner is lucky it wasn't more of a spray or he would be choking on the fumes. Also, skunks are one of the leading carriers of rabies so owner needs to think a bit more.

Depressing, no way. I don't know what is funnier, the video or the comments. Cheers all!

save it for the PM's ppl

Dude would be fun trip with, that's for sure

Only one way to settle this. Judge-Jake, upload a video of yourself playing the same riff within the next 48 hours so we can compare side-by-side. This old man is smooth, I would love to know some of his backstory. #9 if your as good as him you can PM me some of your backstory as well (after we have seen the video to compare).

2 cpu's, not one. nice crazy custom job though. I wish I had that kind of money, even from a sponsor (and enough people to come over to play with to use it )

stereotypes are fine, mostly true and sometimes funny. Hating any individual for personal reasons is OK to, but hating a group based on a stereotype is bad. We don't all have to like eachother, but at least give your hate a solid personal reason on every individual.

looks like it might be an english mastiff, love big dogs and small horses

#1 excellent points, I would only add exercise as an important factor, good vid!

i guess the dog didn't care for the show much. XD

future darwin award candidates

look at this video, this video is NOT amazing... WTF am I doing still watching. I think that just made me stupider...wait stupider isn't even a word..the effects have begun

Finally, from the people who brought you bum fights...GRANDMA FIGHTS!!

Anyone know the name of the snoop dog song in the vid?

I like the dummy prop for the cover-up!! Classic conspiracy style government

#6 thats both classic and hilarious!!

#11 the word you are looking for is spetsnaz.

Ah horses, one of evolutions greatest fails. Seriously someone should tell them they are huge and have NO NATURAL PREDATORS!

Gonna wonder about that all day, staring at their shoes

pointless, is all I want to say, but snotr wont allow that comment (its too short).

Gotta love stupid people and explosives, as long as you are far enough away.

In Russia Ambulance gets to you before accident.

Russell Peters is hilarious! 5:41 Indian robot

So why are we not importing more of these Emerald wasps in American cities?

amazing how some things transcend language

I hope everyone here saw the new family guy.

At least we would have some real freedom again!

#8 now I'm curious, what is the number of registered accounts here on snotr?

We eat everything deep fried here

FISH ON!!!!

#10 The movie is Casper 1995, (Google is your friend)
"I'm going to kill you, your momma and all her bridge-playing friends"

He has no reason to sell, the only reason you could want millions is to live in paradise (which he already does)unless you are just another part of the problem.

Stop the flaming and toilet train your cats! My cats use the toilet.

sounds like he is laughing the whole time, made me laugh to

he was terrorized by lambs as a puppy

People are thinking OH NO HE IS ON BATH SALTS!

What is the song?

Every turd that voted this vid down should be shot

anyone know the song?

horrible impression, I know there is a better version submitted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p41l8jWVLIs

so what is the club tune?

so many little sheep...

shoulda tried with that eyebrow

#6 it was analyzing the data that changed its outcome

I wanna see it hold together at full gallop

child abuse w/ steroids is great, but don't spank your kids WTF

no drifting, just playing Gran Tourismo. Lets see it really open up!!

Does anyone know who that chick singing was, or what the name of the song is? the words are hilarious, had to listen to that short bit like three times XD

I like the song, and any info on who it is would be cool. Not the Tom Petty, the second song.

Sure he saved the day here, but 20 minutes later he got DWI!

more like stretch truth than lie. it is their product, just with make-up like celebrities.

#1 I was thinking about it myself,

#4 Yeah, I wish they just had the achievements in the original!!

#7 Yeah, that is the only way I could play that, I am not so good at the precise movement required for Mario in FPS, I would still be playing it with the little 2D screen, XD

The vid was cool, and I can imagine it took a bit of time, but sooo worth it!!!

#9 I don't think learning magic can ever be considered the simpler way, funny though!

#7 mythbusters don't even try sometimes Here Dual survival did one better (if fire from urine is better? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwW5hwX47MY

I was hoping it was people body slamming cops!!

By definition there should be infinite answers to any question involving infinity, and that is where he was able to disprove them as well. The continuum continues...

#16 I think he just took his wallet

This makes me feel better

#3 Thanks for that.

Too long, top 10 may have been watchable. 9:14 of different ways to say shut up, is excessively pointless!

Pretty cool way to warm up your coffee!

I guess Brodie will have nothing to worry about if he gets sucked into a computer (Tron 1982 reference)

"where's your name tag",

Well I could tell you but I would probably lose my job

1:43 is that Jackle from Nights into Dreams

Venus, final answer!

I hope it can help her become stronger so one day she can use her arms on her own, kinda forrest gump like.

no, sorry. the best would be the only undefeated heavyweight champ Rocky Marciano RIP.

they react to feeling on their feet and the crinkling sound, it does work to keep cats off and they eventually learn so you can take the foil away.

Are there just no consequences in Russia, no lawyers, no insurance, no driver's exam?

Maybe they should get a bigger hammer...

#3 if ur gonna pass them out...

damn ... crazy windy... good song though,fit the vid, someone please post artist and song info

The terrorists have successfully trained their "girlfriends", look out evil empires

bunch of nerdy little pansies on this site, she still looks quite feminine and it is kinda hot to think about if you get too drunk at the bar she can just carry you home, XD As Jessie Ventura would say "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here, this chic will make you a goddamn sexual tyranasaur, just like me"

What happens is they cannot deny you the bare minimum of care to save your life, even if you cannot pay. The bill then comes in the mail and your credit is gone and the taxpayers end up paying for it anyway through government payments to hospitals. Yet people in America are upset and wondering who will pay for the healthcare reform. Morons, they are already paying for it and not getting proper care. U.S.A. = Unusually Stupid A$$h0135 (When majority rules stupid people are making all of the decisions) Go USA!!

I was wondering what safty was. SAFETY FIRST!! I just like crashes and explosions though!!

#6 When did you last see "..to protect and serve" on any police vehicle! It's not their motto anymore, the only reason she didn't get arrested is because she stated that she thought it was a robbery.

The narrator almost makes it sound dirty...

I see the future..... 20 even 30 years ... still living with mommy... master of WOW.... wait that is all there is!!

OK I agree it was ridiculous, the dog should have been made to swim back,just walk away don't feed its need for attention, but it probably got there by running and jumping and stopped in middle cuz it scarred or sumtin

It is HILARIOUS, mostly because the "victim" is unaware of the "game" and nobody gets hurt or humiliated and they aren't even disrupting anything... genius

#3 More like I AM LEGEND, wtf does T@ have to do with a virus. The terminator is metal.

Is it really funny? Or did they just group think you into it with their insidious laugh track....

Once again, I HATE RICH KIDS!!

#13 no, you put your head between your knees to kiss your butt goodbye.

that dog is an abomination, not cuz hes cloned, but cuz he helps the cops find drugs.

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Must go faster, Must go faster...

sure cool to promote recycling, but the deposit on bottles works good to, and it gives homeless a helping hand. Also I never eat meat raw, right out of the bag. I cook my meat to kill all of the bacteria that might have been in the bag, not just suck it all up!

Rome was not built in a day

The ones filming this are typical Jersey individuals, suprisingly quieter but I didn't get a chance to see how oyange dey r.

#7 I think you mean Qur'an

#4 yeah, but with piss

ok, pretty disappointed damn thing didn't "sing". Espected at least something dumb.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SPAGHETTI NNNNOOOOO!!!! XD

Category should be "LAME", just like all choreographed dance groups (and the music was a mix straight from the toilet)

don't feed the trolls!

Easy dinner

tired jokes, trying desperately to keep racism alive.