Comments posted by Austin
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2. Austin 271 days ago on video Guitar Baby!
Fake? Really #2, #3, #13 and #14? You think?? I dont know ... babies do learn quickly and the guitar is shiny red and babies like shiny objects...
Sigh.
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3. Austin 276 days ago on video Mykel Hawke's Jungle Survival Kit
He may be a qualified bad ass but between the voice and the LAME phoneticization of Mike or Micheal to Myke makes him come across like grade A douche. Add a little facial hair and you have Chuck Norris jungle style.
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5. Austin 1 year ago on video Misery Bear Goes to Work
> #6 comment was 'unbearably' lame
bad vids deserve bad puns but do I really deserve to be 'bearated' over such a comment?
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7. Austin 1 year ago on video ShapeShifter
#14 is dead on. It is an advert for an design studio.
This vid certainly does the trick. It is very clever.
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9. Austin 1 year ago on video Tourist Swarmed By Monkeys
May look fun but NOT a good idea. They can turn ugly in a heartbeat, they are amazingly strong, agile, fast and best of all they have very sharp teeth. Fearless unpredictable clever little bastards - all cute until they decide not to be - when either the food runs out or you have something they want.
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10. Austin 1 year ago on video Mass Brawl on Ice: KHL teams fight 6 seconds into game
Finally, dispensing with all of the skating and puck handling and shooting at the goal nonsense and immediately getting down to the real business at hand - fighting. You have to appreciate Russian efficiency for once - why let a game get in the way of a good revenge brawl?
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11. Austin 1 year ago on video Kung Fu master fights Taekwondo master
Flowing harmonious Chinese look for opportunities to strike approach versus a straight on brute force aggressive Korean attacking style. Not a great surprise that patience won out - that and wicked flexibility, speed and skills.
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12. Austin 1 year ago on video Good vibrations
Its is all fun and games until you achieve just enough a harmonic force to start doing structural damage and perhaps even structural failure. Cool vid. And thank the great god Rebar. Plus one had to credit German engineering and construction. Stadium sections have failed in Mexico, CA and Brazil killing scores for apparently this same dynamic.
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13. Austin 1 year ago on video The boxer
Just goes to show that peacocking and showboating are no substitute for basic boxing skills. Boxing is a serious sport and it requires practice and training. El Douche got what he deserved. Very funny.
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14. Austin 1 year ago on video Swat Team Prank
Nothing is funnier than paramilitary people bursting in a room, pointing weapons at people (kids no less), and ordering them the get down. Teh wicked funny - pity they did't pistol whip or knock a KID down with butt of the rifle. LAME. A bullshit disgraceful stupid f*cking stunt.
Yeah fat kid cries ha ha. Stunned compliance and fear are only natural reactions. But mock him. I am sure you would have been much more macho - kicking ass and being a hero. Right...
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15. Austin 1 year ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife
And he continued to plug away after the integrity of the glass had been compromised be earlier shots! Good for the demo but very bad for the health of the wife. Not so clever.
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16. Austin 1 year ago on video The Greasiest Sandwich Ever
mmmm grease and syrup.... just a new take on an old breakfast.
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18. Austin 1 year ago on video FPV RC Plane Onboard Camera
How hard would it be to rig up some small unguided rockets and stash them under each wing? Then you really would have the poor man's Predator Drone. Not terribly stealthy but very cool. This tech must drive security people batshit.
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19. Austin 2 years ago on video Beauty Sleep
what a prick. nothing funny at all about this.
dangerous and stupid.
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20. Austin 2 years ago on video James Browns Greatest moves
Simply brilliant.
And you wonder how or why he became a meth addict later in his life.
Mad mad wickedly talented skills.
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21. Austin 2 years ago on video Asian Carp
I dont know what is worse - getting hit in the head by a carp or having to listen to that idiot's inane laugh. Both suck.
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22. Austin 2 years ago on video Son pranks dad with fake MacBook.
Kind of a dick move given how expensive a Mac is but on the other hand wickedly funny. Thumbs up.
The father should have dropped with a fake heart attack or chest pains. Let Jr soil his shorts....
Nice father son dynamic.
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23. Austin 2 years ago on video Lazy Ball boy
lazy? I would call that more heads up and efficient...
that guy just score a whole bunch of free drinks from his mates and perhaps a local media shout out. kudos to that guy.
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24. Austin 2 years ago on video Boomerang Skateboard Hits Kid In Head
What a pathetic little bitch.
Douche to little bitch in 5 seconds flat. Nice.
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25. Austin 2 years ago on video Hot Blonde Chick Got Skills
She may have skillz but no common sense. Show off all you want but dont ride with bare skin or boots. Why donate to the pavement when you dont have to? Oh wait - the tits. Got it. But smokin with road rash and nasty scrapes is not so hot in the end.
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26. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Austin 2 years ago on video Little North Korean girl amazing at guitar.
This is North Korea and well.. lets be honest - malnutrition and starvation seem to be the norm. I would not be surprised to learn that she is actually 28 years old and has three children of her own. ;-)
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27. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Austin 2 years ago on video Impossible Fans For Corner Kick
I went to a Copa Final in Honduras once. People tossed bags of urine yes along with: ball bearings, enormous fire crackers that would easily take a hand off, and flaming frisbees made out of cardboard box tops, amongst other projectiles. It was insane and dangerous - and a damn good time.
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28. Austin 2 years ago on video Expensive Car Crash
Ahh yes, nothing like smashing up a 380,000 dollar car because you drive like a complete douche.
What idiots.
I agree with #1 Speed and IQ do appear to be in inverse variation.
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Austin 2 years ago on video Bmx fall
No helmet is dumb - agreed - but it is secondary to the decision to try the jump in the first place.
This is Darwin award material. Lets hope that he hasn't procreated yet so his idiot genes end with him. On the pavement somewhere.
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31. Austin 2 years ago on video Super Strong Caution Tape
Looks more like an anti terrorist barrier. No one would be expected to walk away from this impact. If the goal is to stop the vehicle - it appears to work. Not killing the driver and/or passengers doesnt seem to be a concern.
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32. Austin 2 years ago on video Shark Bites Fisherman's Hand
Epic shark WIN!
Working a hook in a shark's mouth, up close, without pliers and with an exposed hand. The fisher-idiot got exactly what he deserved.
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33. Austin 2 years ago on video Fire in the hole!
#19 Ok. And you will go with what the Prosecutor General's office claims over visual evidence? And common sense?
I agree with #15. Looks like a pipe bomb. Shape, fuse, small damage radius etc. The woman would have been torn to bits if it had been a fragmentation grenade.
And as for #17's comment. Ok, I was wrong about WOW and grenades (I should have said first person shooter game?) but my point remains valid nevertheless. People trot out 'military spec' like it means something to them - acting like an authority on a subject in which they have no real first hand experience. #12 comes off like a classic arm chair video game warrior.
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Austin 2 years ago on video Fire in the hole!
Again - notice the lit fuse. And the length of the object.
It appears to be long, narrow, cylindrical, and with a fuse.
Someone tossed a stick of dynamite in the shop.
This is NOT a grenade - homemade or otherwise - stun or fragmentation.
Military spec? As opposed to a civilian spec grenade? or the Holy Hand Grenade?
#12.You have been playing too much WOW.
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35. Austin 2 years ago on video Fire in the hole!
That was not a grenade. She would not be alive if it had been.
You can see a lit fuse. I would guess dynamite or some other explosive. A grenade would have ripped her to pieces - she is all but 3+ meters away from it.
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36. Austin 3 years ago on video The Simpsons - (M)Apple
#3 "wow at 2:30 it resembles famous 1984 mac commercial"
Really? You think that was intentional? What are the odds of THAT happening?
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1. Austin 49 days ago on video An eagle, a fox and a cat
The call you are hearing is "OPEN the f*ing door, an eagle and a fox are looking at us like buffet offerings".
Winter + predators + hunger + house cats = tasty.